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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:23 am
Good Morning all and welcome to another segment of The Streets Is Talking.

I'm your hostest with the mostest who's as snug as a thug in a rug, Millennium. Sitting beside me is none other than the original Buns of Steel themselves, Penny's Flaming Buttocks. You all know her as the healing angel, but I've come to know her as the wildcat in the sack, give it up for Honor's Angel the Stage Director. And who could forget our Masters of Musicianship and all around lovable hotheads, The Dragons!

Grenade launchers are pointed at the audience signifying that it would behoove them well to applaud. They reluctantly do so.

Today, we have a special treat for all you single ladies out there! This slab of man hails to us from Planet M, you know that place where a lot of monsters are? Go visit their beaches, but try and avoid the werewolves and stuff, and is also co-leader of House Sinister. You may know him better as Glcjr but he's somehow explained away that weird name and has been toting himself around as the ever-lovable, ever-inquisitive......Baron Banter! Give it up for him ladies and gentlemen.

For some strange reason, it takes extra coaxing with the threat of earlobe electrocution for the audience to applaud.

Here's how the segment works. I'll ask our guest some questions, then afterwards I'll open it up to questions from our listening audience. So without further adieu, let's get right to it! So Great-Uncle, how're you doing today?
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:29 am


Millennium wrote:


And who could forget our Masters of Musicianship and all around lovable hotheads, The Dragons!




The Dragons who were ready to chow down at the lunch buffet. Waved to the audience when Mil mentioned their names. Then they went back to eat.
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:41 am


Millennium wrote:


You all know her as the healing angel, but I've come to know her as the wildcat in the sack, give it up for Honor's Angel the Stage Director.




::Honor's Angel blushed when he said that and waved at the audience. Angel went backstage to make sure everything was in order. She opened up a package that arrived yesterday...Mil's new mask. "He'll be happy now."::
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:52 am
Baron Banter sits there with a mug of specially blended Planet M coffee. He brought it himself to avoid any unpleasantries that Mil might have planned with the show's coffee. He takes a drink.

I'm fine caney. I'm having to deal with another invasion as we speak but we've had them before and I'm sure we'll have them again. No one seems to learn the lesson.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:02 am
Frowns that Banter brought his own coffee. He signals the stagehands to not bring out the "special brew" he had prepared for him. One of the stagehands shrugs his shoulders and takes a sip of the brew. Instantly, the stagehand's clothes turn into a superfitting Tinkerbell outfit complete with blonde wig and magic wand. Mil shakes his head and turns back to Banter with a big smile.

" Heh heh. So, you mentioned something about an invasion? That's nice. Yeah. But on to more important matters. How's the love life? Who's the Banter hooking up with nowadays?"
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:10 am
Banter stares at Millennium for several seconds.

I've just started a relationship with someone. She's not use to Elysian press so I'm not about to bring her name up here.

BTW exactly how is your love life since becoming a cane? It seems kind a difficult now that you're a talking stick.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:27 am
Mil stares back at Banter for the same amount of time before answering.

Man. Already with the questions? No wonder your Dad wanted to off you.

But to show that I'm not the type to bust a cap in you at the drop of a hat, psst.... Security.... get my machete ready, I'll answer your question. At first, it was a challenge. But you know what? When the angles were all figured out, we made it work. On the plus side, a brutha is never limp due to my new rigid nature.

So tell me, what's your relationship like with your brother QC1?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:37 am
Banter is trying to remember exactly why he agreed to this when Mil asks him about QC1. He wants to shout he's not my brother. That he's a disaster prone staff, planet thief that deserves to die. And furthermore, he's an imbecile.

But grumbling to himself, he knows what would happen if he expressed his feelings regarding the clone so he says...

Its improving nephew...

Then he adds...

...as much as can be expected. I've installed a nice security system around Planet M just for his visits.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:48 am
http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/woot.gifIt's improving?! Cool! Cause I remember there was a time when just mentioning his name around you was a death sentence. But I'm so glad that things are patched up between you. It'll make it easier when he comes by the show later on for an old fashioned, warm and mushy, onscreen HUG! Wouldn't you like that ladies and gentlemen?

Surprisingly, the audience applaud loudly without the torture threats.

Ah, family reunions. Can't you feel the love?http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/newcry.gif

And speaking of family, I hear that you have a daughter now. Congratulations! How did that come about? Is she a daddy's girl?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:02 am
He feels like he's going to be sick when he's informed the clone will be stopping by. He starts rubbing his forehead as a migraine begins to form.

But when his daughter becomes the next question he gives a sad smile.

Well as you know my memories were taken from me and I wandered the universe for years. Well during that time, I fell in love with Sari'da. We were going to get married and spend the rest of our lives together but it didn't happen. ((Do to the sl not being finished must cut short as to why.))

Oreina, or Quaxo as she's known on Elysia, unfortunately doesn't believe me. But at least the brief visit I had with her on Tebryna didn't result in an argument. I fully understand why its difficult to accept.

His face darkens.

And her step father wasn't nice to her or Sari'de either. Which is something that's going to be addressed if I have anything to say about it since he's still alive.
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Posted by Qwathings (Member #370) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:16 am


Baron Banter wrote:


And her step father wasn't nice to her or Sari'de either. Which is something that's going to be addressed if I have anything to say about it since he's still alive.



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**When QC#1's name was mentioned a filephoto of the clone popped up on screen. The photo showed the orange clone unconscious and lying on Banters throne. The bottle of booze in his hand is spilling onto the throne's cushions. Fortunately Banter doesn't realize that this photo was taken five minutes ago.**

((I hope no one minds me popping in with that. If you do I'll edit it away.))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:16 am
((Good one gramps!))

As Baron's face darkens, so do the lights in the building dim out. It was quite terrifying. Mil shouts out to one of the cameramen....

"Dammit! I thought I told you to pay the light bill! Now look what happened because of your incompetence! I don't care if you were on the Apprentice, Omarosa!! You're fired!!"

He presses a button which opens a trap door underneath her which makes her fall into a pit full of flames. It was just then that another stagehand came up to him and explained that the bill WAS paid and that the light effects was probably due to Banter's anger. He turns back around to Banter and asks him...

"Umm, uncle? Can you chill with the Gandalf effects? You're making me nervous."http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/ermm.gif
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:26 am
When Mil fires the stagehand, Banter shakes his head.

You should do something about that anger issue.

When he tell him he's nervous, Banter smiles.

You should be nervous. Your life is in constant jeopardy especially with photos like that last one being put on display.
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:34 am
::Honor's Angel felt her cheeks turn pink when Mil was mentioning how they got around him being a stick and shook her head. She also wondered where the picture of Mil's grandfather came from.::

I hope Banter won't be angry....

::Of course she quickly forgot about it when Mil fired the stage hand, she said in his mind telepathically.::

~Stop literally firing stage hands. You know how hard it'll be to find a replacement for Omarosa since you "fired" her on the air. I'm going to put you in an anger management class and take away your "fun" for a week if you do that again.~

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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:16 am
He looks at Banter when the lights come back on.

"I don't have an "anger" issue. I have a "people" issue. She was probably a spy for "The Man" anyway. But why would my life be on "Jeopardy"? Is Alex Trebek here?"http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/newgrin.gif

Just then he receives Angel's telepathic call and he answers...

~Anger management class? Will Jack Nicholson be there? I liked him in that movie. But don't be cruel and take away my "fun". Sigh. Ok, I'll calm down. I get the picture.~http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/shock.gif

He turns back to Banter and asks...

"Ok. Where were we? Oh yeah. We all know you're co-leader of Sinister. But I rarely see you get any respect out of that position. Tell us, where do you see yourself in about ten years? Higher up the chain maybe?"http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/newbiggrin.gif
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:37 am
Banter smiles.

Lets just say that your one spell away from death at all times.

He grins.

Then Millennium asks him about the lack of respect he gotten and where he'll be in 10 years. Banter frowns.

Oh yes. I'm offered no respect at all. But I will have my revenge for it. Don't you worry. Everyone who disrespects me, shall have theirs.

He looks at Mill and his eyes glow brightly.

Yes. Everyone.

A second later, he smirks.

Ashah mayim baqbuk

A water balloon appears over Millennium's head and comes crashing down. He begins chuckling. Then looks into the camera

So where do I see myself in ten years? Victorious.
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:39 am


Millennium wrote:


Just then he receives Angel's telepathic call and he answers...

~Anger management class? Will Jack Nicholson be there? I liked him in that movie. But don't be cruel and take away my "fun". Sigh. Ok, I'll calm down. I get the picture.~http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/shock.gif




~I won't be cruel if you aren't mean and fire any more assistants on the show. Save that for when the dragons play their songs.~
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:40 am
::Angel looked to an assistant.::

Figure out how the clone's picture got put on that screen.



Baron Banter wrote:


A water balloon appears over Millennium's head and comes crashing down. He begins chuckling. Then looks into the camera

So where do I see myself in ten years? Victorious.




::She shook her head and asked Mil.::

~You still want that mask?~
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:49 am
Mil appears to be listening intently to Baron, but during that whole time Mil was thinking...

::I love my uncle and all, but doesn't he get tired of trying so hard to be his father? He wants to be Lestat so bad, people in Beijing can taste it. With his thinly-veiled threats and all. Dude needs a hug. Or better yet, he needs a woman. Maybe he doesn't have a woman like he claims. No one that I know that has someone could be THIS repressed. Oh......My....god. Look at the size of that booger hanging from his nose. Just lookit. And it seems to be bouncing up and down with every breath he takes like a bungee cord. Look at it. Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. C'mon, snap off why dontcha? You can't hang on to that nose hair forever.::

Just then he gets doused by a water balloon which promptly wakes him out of the trance the booger-acrobatics had him in. He sits there nice and soaked and sarcastically laughs it off.

"Good one Unc. Yeah. Well, now that that's over with, how about some name association. Right here in front of me is several pictures and I want you to give me a one-word response to them. Ready?"
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:50 am


Honor's Angel wrote:


::Angel looked to an assistant.::

Figure out how the clone's picture got put on that screen.



Baron Banter wrote:


A water balloon appears over Millennium's head and comes crashing down. He begins chuckling. Then looks into the camera

So where do I see myself in ten years? Victorious.




::She shook her head and asked Mil.::

~You still want that mask?~




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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:51 am
~okay.~

::Angel was still waiting word about the picture of the clone on BB's throne. No one knew anything though.::
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:41 pm


Millennium wrote:


Ready?"




Go on.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:51 pm
"Excellent."

Mil pulls out a display screen so the audience can see what he shows Banter. The first picture is of Lord Mattson.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:54 pm
Banter looks at the picture and says...

organizer
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:55 pm
Next picture is of LAW.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:58 pm
Banter looks at the picture of his mother and smiles. But besides saying mother, I'll say...

Balancer
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:06 pm
Mil knows that the next picture may be a little hard, so he slowly pulls it out. It is a picture of Wandering Willow.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:10 pm
Banter looks at the picture and a he sighs. He looks at it for a while without saying anything. Finally he looks up. A tear runs down his face.

Missed.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:13 pm
Mil nodded silently and went on to the next picture of Qwaring.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:17 pm
Banter looks at the picture of qwaring and smiles.

Genius.
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:18 pm
::Verifies that every scene is captured on his TiVo::
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:22 pm
Then he pulls out a picture of QC1 dressed as if he's the Mona Lisa.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:23 pm
Suddenly the photo bursts into flames.

I missed that one.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:27 pm
"Hmm. A shame too. Let's see what's next..."

He pulls out a picture of QC1 holding up the leaning tower of Pisa in one hand and a margarita in the other.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:29 pm
Banter grumbles to himself about there being yet another photo of the clone. This time he just sighs and decides to answer.

Thief.

And that's putting it mildly.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:39 pm
"Thief? Hmm. There seems to be something behind that. Care to discuss it? Clear the air?"
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:45 pm
Banter leans back and frowns.

He has a habit of stealing whatever belongs to me...

He waves his hands in exclamation.

...my staff, my spellbooks, my entire planet, my clothes. So he's a thief. He has no sense of right from wrong.

Suddenly he thinks of something.

Maybe dad should discuss this with him. Maybe I'm going about this all wrong. Maybe I should...

He stops and looks around. Then clears his throat.

Um... yeah he just has a history of taking my stuff.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:48 pm
Mil thinks...

::And Unc thinks I have anger issues? Wow. If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black.::

"Interesting. Interesting indeed. Before I move this to the next line of questions, I'll open it up to anyone who's got a question for the Baron. Any takers?"
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:52 pm
Banter thinks to himself when he hears that questions are going to come to come from the audience: Oh boy.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:35 pm
((Well don't shove your way to the front http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_1.gif))
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:18 pm
1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?



2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?



3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?



4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?



5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?



7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?



8 ) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:22 pm
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Why is a boxing ring square?


Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?


Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?


Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?


Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


Can fat people go skinny-dipping?


Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:24 pm
How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?
Why do mice always choose to run across the room in the middle of good TV shows, and never during the commercials?
Why do you only slip and fall when carrying fragile things?
Why does the buttered side of the toast always land on the floor?
Why do you only go out for spaghetti while wearing a white shirt?
Why doesn't cable TV show anything good?
Why do you only crave fast food AFTER the restaurant has closed for the night?
Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"
Why are you reading this page?
Why are baby predators cuter than baby harmless creatures?
Why can I never find my book after setting it down for twenty seconds?
Why is there no good and cheap Macintosh software readily available?
Why wasn't I born rich?

Why is Baywatch so popular, if nobody I know ever watches it?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:26 pm
"What is Wiccan?"

"Does magick really work?"

"Since Catholics believe in God, and Wiccans believe in many gods, can you be Catholic and Wiccan?"

"Is wicca like a branch off of Christianity?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:31 pm


The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?




No because even though they are the same thing as regular crackers, they give the impression that they are in fact meat. Therefore a vegetarian may unconsciously offend their stomachs by eating an animal cracker




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?




Yes. It should be called perfect. That would make me feel much better.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?




Yes. I've caused more funerals that way.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?




Both.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?




Yes. Because the other personalities are completely in the dark of what the presently dominant personality is doing.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?




yes. they hired some scabs to do it for them.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?




Absolutely. In fact, they all are. You're actually just buying a plastic bag.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif Would a fly without wings be called a walk?




No its called a victim.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:33 pm
Hmm... I knew this was trouble.
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Posted by Lord Mattson (Member #208 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:34 pm
Now thats evil revenge Lestat. Question is how many will he answer before screaming?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:38 pm
What's the phone number for 911?
Did you walk or bring your lunch?
Think the Globetrotters are gonna win this one?
Do you want three cents and a piece of lint?
Do you know of any other undiscovered places?
On this application, where it says, "Name," do I put MY name?
"Do you work here?"
What's the difference between a duck?
Can I ask you a stupid question?
Is the bus driver asleep or dead?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:39 pm
you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Posted by Dagda (Member #359) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:40 pm
Hey, since you're a big important leader type, you must be able to get tons of women. So what points could you give someone for trying to get the girls to notice him?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:40 pm
: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?



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Q: What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?



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Q: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?



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Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?




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Q: What did one Zen practitioner give to another for his/her birthday?

Q: What did the birthday boy/girl respond in return?



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q "Why did Bodhidharma come from the West?"




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Q: How do I become a Lama?



Q: How many wives does Buddhism allow?



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Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?


Q: What does a Buddhist wish someone on their birthday?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:41 pm
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What happens when you call an 800 number collect?

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Aren't all generalizations false?

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?


Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?


Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?

Can someone be a closet claustrophobic?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?


How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

If you ate pasta and antipasta at the same time, would you still be hungry?

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why do most countries have only one Monopolies Commission?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made from?

What could porn actors possibly do for fun during their time off?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:43 pm


The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?




My daughter might know that one. I'll have to ask.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?




The air is kept out so the glue doesn't stick. Or something like that.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?




If there's ever a true psychic you might.




The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?




They wanted to give an example of what it means.




Quote:


Why is a boxing ring square?




So there's corners to push an opponent into.




Quote:


Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?




Because its sticking to the other person.




Quote:


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?




So they can't get out.




Quote:


Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?




Snow's more solid. So it falls.




Quote:


Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?




Because no one would click on stop.



Quote:


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?




So you can hear the people outside. You might recognize the person you're looking for.




Quote:


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?




Because lemons are inedible




Quote:


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?




Because they're taking your money and now you're broke




Quote:


Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?




because it was the second hand put into the watch before the third.




Quote:


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?




Cause it rushes the adrenaline to the brain and causes people to get angry.




Quote:


Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?




Because a dictionary needs to know how to define itself.




Quote:


Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?




There is. Top.




Quote:


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?




Cats wanted something else.




Quote:


You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?




Because then there wouldn't be a need for the black box.




Quote:


Can fat people go skinny-dipping?




Would they want to?




Quote:


Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?




To make sure you can get it to its destination safely.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:49 pm
How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?

Another question for my daughter.

Why do mice always choose to run across the room in the middle of good TV shows, and never during the commercials?

Because they know when the best time to escape is.

Why do you only slip and fall when carrying fragile things?

Because its destiny

Why does the buttered side of the toast always land on the floor?

It's heavier

Why do you only go out for spaghetti while wearing a white shirt?

Because sometimes you just need the thrill of ruining a shirt

Why doesn't cable TV show anything good?

Its in their contract

Why do you only crave fast food AFTER the restaurant has closed for the night?

So you get up early in the morning to get breakfast from them


Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"

They think its cool.

Why are you reading this page?

Because I've been contracted to.

Why are baby predators cuter than baby harmless creatures?

Because harmless creatures are boring

Why can I never find my book after setting it down for twenty seconds?

You need to clean your room

Why is there no good and cheap Macintosh software readily available?

Macintosh isn't popular so the price never goes down.

Why wasn't I born rich?

You bring nothing in and take nothing out.

Why is Baywatch so popular, if nobody I know ever watches it?

Because there's a lot of fools out there. Luckily you don't know any of them.
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Posted by JAS4Yeshua (Member #80) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:50 pm


Baron Banter wrote:


Because there's a lot of fools out there. Luckily you don't know any of them.



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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:52 pm


The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


"What is Wiccan?"




Its the religion of Witches



Quote:


Does magick really work?"




Yeah in rpg



Quote:


"Since Catholics believe in God, and Wiccans believe in many gods, can you be Catholic and Wiccan?"




No.

[quote[Is wicca like a branch off of Christianity?

No
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:53 pm
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?

Why Is eleven spelt starting with ' E ' ?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:54 pm
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?



How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?


What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?



What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?



Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?


If quitters never win and winners never quit,

what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!


If vegetable oil comes from vegetables,

where does baby oil come from?


If a man is standing in the middle of nowhere speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:56 pm


The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


What's the phone number for 911?



9 1 1



Quote:


Did you walk or bring your lunch?




I bring my lunch. I've never walked my lunch.



Quote:


Think the Globetrotters are gonna win this one?



Yeah



Quote:


Do you want three cents and a piece of lint?




no.



Quote:


Do you know of any other undiscovered places?




Undiscovered makes it impossible to know about them.



Quote:


On this application, where it says, "Name," do I put MY name?




No. We don't want you.



Quote:


"Do you work here?"




Looks like it.



Quote:


What's the difference between a duck?



I don't see any difference



Quote:


Can I ask you a stupid question?



No



Quote:


Is the bus driver asleep or dead?




Hopefully asleep so I can kick him and get him to drive
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:57 pm
What is the speed of dark?

When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

What's another word for synonym?



Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?


How can there be self-help groups?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited here?



Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?



Where are Preparations A through G?

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

My school colors were "clear."


Can Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:01 pm
Where did that military alphabet come from?
What did we use before toilet paper?

Are the Yellow, Red and Black Seas actually yellow, red and black?

Why is scoring three goals called a "hat trick" in hockey?

Do animals dream?

Why can't you tickle yourself?

Why do WintOGreen Lifesavers spark in the dark?

Why is so hard to get rid of hiccups?

Why do boy babies get dressed in blue, and girls in pink?

Can humans really spontaneously combust?

How did it come about that men wore pants and women wore skirts? Didn't "cave people" all dress alike?

Why do men have Adam's apples?

Why do old people shrink?

Do slugs have any purpose whatsoever, or do they just lie around looking

slimy?

How can chickens run around with their heads cut off?

If dogs are colour blind, how do guide dogs know when to stop or go at a traffic light?

Who invented April Fools Day and When and Why?
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Posted by Ruri (Member #352) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:04 pm
Mr. Lestat, you are starting to repeat questions.

Mr. Banter, how do you feel about the recent damage done to the Resort World? What about the tourists threatening to sue?
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Posted by The Vampyre Lestat (Member #12) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:08 pm


Ruri wrote:


Mr. Lestat, you are starting to repeat questions.






So does he.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:10 pm


The Vampyre Lestat wrote:


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?



Covering up their stupidity



Quote:


Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?




Well they have to get to their destination in one piece



Quote:


What happens when you call an 800 number collect?




They refuse the call.


quote:When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
quote:

All the time


quote:Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
quote:

Because the thirteenth floor is a pretty long fall. Chapter 11 just protects someone from creditors



Quote:


Aren't all generalizations false?




No



Quote:


Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?




Not many die from leg wounds



Quote:


Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?




Yes they die.



Quote:


Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?




No they just recognized the truth



Quote:


When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?




No repeats



Quote:


Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?




Because the damn thing better work or Im going to destroy it



Quote:


Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?



No repeats



Quote:


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?




He didn't look good for the camera



Quote:


If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?




Heaven



Quote:


How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?




It can't.

[quote[If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
quote:

Yes.




Quote:


Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?




Because only one is not enough.




Quote:


Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?




If they want to get fired



Quote:


Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?




No repeats



Quote:


Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?




Only if they want to be hypocrites



Quote:


What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?




One messed up rabbit foot



Quote:


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?




No repeats



Quote:


If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?



No you might as well just give up



Quote:


Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?




All the time/



Quote:


Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?




Asteroids was already used.



Quote:


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?




Only if this is question season



Quote:


If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?




0



Quote:


If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

Quote:



No




Quote:


Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?


Sure



Quote:


Can someone be a closet claustrophobic?




Aren't they all



Quote:


How do you get off a non-stop flight?


Parachute
[quote
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?


ask them




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How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?




You cant


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Repeat

If you ate pasta and antipasta at the same time, would you still be hungry?
no

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
repeat

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
repeat

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
salt

Why do most countries have only one Monopolies Commission?
Because they want a monopoly

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made from?
Girl scouts

What could porn actors possibly do for fun during their time off?
They don't have time off

Why do they report power outages on TV?
How else can they get the word out?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?




They do
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?

That would make it to easy

Why Is eleven spelt starting with ' E ' ?

Because its not leven

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Because it makes sense that the planes will land in the water.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

No.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Yes

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

perhaps boil it

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You bypass the headlights light

you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

No.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

They didn't like it

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Because sometimes its nice to see what you love in another light

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

please

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Because it sounded strange

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Repeat

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Yes.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

To be helped

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Not really

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

It didn't work

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

Apparently not

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Yep

Hey, since you're a big important leader type, you must be able to get tons of women. So what points could you give someone for trying to get the girls to notice him?

Be commanding

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?

I don't know


Q: What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

That's not nice


Q: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?

Zen


Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

1



Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?

He uses the computer


Q: What did one Zen practitioner give to another for his/her birthday?

a book of zen

Q: What did the birthday boy/girl respond in return?

a book of zen

q "Why did Bodhidharma come from the West?"

There was a storm in the east


Q: How do I become a Lama?

Goto to the deli

Q: How many wives does Buddhism allow?

As many as are needed

Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?

They don't like rhythm or blues

Q: What does a Buddhist wish someone on their birthday?

Live long and prosper

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

repeat


How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
infinite

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

strange

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

Black

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

someone was having a bad day when they named them

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!

A loser


If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

Squished babies


If a man is standing in the middle of nowhere speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

absolutely

If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

I think so

What is the speed of dark?

The same as light

When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

More Styrofoam

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

So as to not discriminate against the blind

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

Because they want to be different

How come you never hear about grunted employees?

Because they don't cause problems

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Nothing is free

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If you want to get sick

What's another word for synonym?

Same



Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

The city


How can there be self-help groups?

Its cheaper

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
repeat

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited here?

they needed another income

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Because they magically go to the mainland

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Tradition

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Tradition



Where are Preparations A through G?

repeate

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

yes. But its a bad job

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

All the time

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

They tasted bad

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
repeat

My school colors were "clear."




Can Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

if he were alive

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

nothing is free

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Where did that military alphabet come from?

Military

What did we use before toilet paper?

leaves but the poison ivy was terrible

Are the Yellow, Red and Black Seas actually yellow, red and black?

Yep


Why is scoring three goals called a "hat trick" in hockey?

Some morons there hats on the ice

Do animals dream?

Yes

Why can't you tickle yourself?

You can

Why do WintOGreen Lifesavers spark in the dark?

Special ingrediant

Why is so hard to get rid of hiccups?

Because it was hard for them to get started

Why do boy babies get dressed in blue, and girls in pink?

discrimination

Can humans really spontaneously combust?

yes when someone asks every bleeping question known to man

How did it come about that men wore pants and women wore skirts? Didn't "cave people" all dress alike?

I think it was for easy entry

Why do men have Adam's apples?

Because it got caught in the throat when they realized the sin

Why do old people shrink?

They feel like it

Do slugs have any purpose whatsoever, or do they just lie around looking slimy?

Ask a slug

How can chickens run around with their heads cut off?

Something sends signals to the leg

If dogs are colour blind, how do guide dogs know when to stop or go at a traffic light?

Placement of the light

Who invented April Fools Day and When and Why?

Some idiot

Mr. Banter, how do you feel about the recent damage done to the Resort World? What about the tourists threatening to sue?

I'm not happy. We're directing the suits to the appropriate people. We are not being sued.
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Posted by Gamma (Member #957) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:26 pm
WHEN WILL YOU TEACH YOUR FATHER HOW TO SPELL "VAMPIRE"?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:27 pm


Gamma wrote:


WHEN WILL YOU TEACH YOUR FATHER HOW TO SPELL "VAMPIRE"?




I won't.
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Posted by Lamiais (Member #368) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:32 pm
I have a two part question.
Do you happen to have a spell that can extract a map from a clone's mind? And do you still have a policy against killing Clonathan on Planet M?
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Posted by qwaring (Member #47) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:35 pm


Baron Banter wrote:


Banter looks at the picture of qwaring and smiles.

Genius.



**A filled sack with a dollar sign on it appears in Banter's hands.**
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:38 pm


Lamiais wrote:


I have a two part question.
Do you happen to have a spell that can extract a map from a clone's mind? And do you still have a policy against killing Clonathan on Planet M?




batsa muwcar min yetser

No. He's a traitor
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:39 pm


qwaring wrote:




Baron Banter wrote:


Banter looks at the picture of qwaring and smiles.

Genius.



**A filled sack with a dollar sign on it appears in Banter's hands.**




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Posted by Qwathings (Member #370) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:57 pm
**The seven foot tall, gray skinned Lawbringer KNZT steps up to ask the guest a question.**

Hi, I recently moved into your old castle and I noticed that the you left a lot of junk in the basement. I was wondering if you had a forwarding address I could send it to or should I just chuck it into the incinerator?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:00 pm


Qwathings wrote:


**The seven foot tall, gray skinned Lawbringer KNZT steps up to ask the guest a question.**

Hi, I recently moved into your old castle and I noticed that the you left a lot of junk in the basement. I was wondering if you had a forwarding address I could send it to or should I just chuck it into the incinerator?




You won't be there long enough to do anything.
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Posted by Qwathings (Member #370) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:09 pm


Baron Banter wrote:


You won't be there long enough to do anything.



**From beneath his large misshapen brow the Lawbringer's eyes light up with blue energy.**

I've been there long enough to hang up Negation banners and find out that your wine cellar is empty except for these I.O.U.'s from a mister...

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Mr. George Cloney.
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:21 pm
The dragons eyes got big as they saw how long the Q & A was.

Angel we take nap.

The dragons laid down on the floor and fell asleep before it was time for them to perform.
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:25 pm
Yeah that is fine. I have a feeling the Q & A will last a while Dragons.

::Angel said as they took a nap. Angel couldn't believe how many questions TVL was asking his son.::
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:09 am
When it seemed like the barrage of questions slowed to a snail's pace, Mil jumped back into the swing of things with a bag full of letters that a very crispified person brought to him.

"Thanks Omarosa. You're a sweetheart. And I'll promise not to burn you too much next time, kay? Alrighty then."

He shooed her away and dug in the bag for a letter.

"Ok, our next segment is devoted to Fanmail! Every week, our viewing audience sends in mail for our guests. Since last week was our first show, Penny's Flaming buttocks didn't receive any mail. But when word got out that the Dexter known as Baron would be here, well, everyone poured in to send in stuff like naked pictures of themselves, envelopes with blank pieces of papers inside and hate mail laced with Anthrax. The first letter I have here is from a Ms. Wendy Werewolf Stalker. She writes...

"Dear Mr. Banter,

You are so dreamy! You are like a mix of Pee Wee Herman and Cactus Jack. Is it true that you use to be a part of a boy band? Which one?

Loving you forever,
Wendy"

Wow. Isn't that touching. What's your response to Wendy?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:25 am
Who is Pee Wee hermin and Cactus Jack? http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

And no I've never been in a band.

Pee Wee? Who on earth is she talking about? http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

And someone named a stalker likes me. That is unnerving to say the least
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:41 am
"I'm sure she meant what she said in the most flattering of ways. Let's see. We have one from a.......oh. It's from Minity. She says that she knows that it was you who stole her angel from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back at Christmas and put it up on a Christmas tree in a thread sometime ago. She says that she will burn your skin off it's bones and that your dog will be taken to a chinese restaurant where they will make it into a General Tso's entree for her to feast on. Wow. What do you have to say about that one?"
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:54 am
http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Um... no comment. er... I mean I refuse to answer on the basis that the answer may tend to incriminate me... or something like that... um... I think I'm allowed a phone call...
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:03 am
A phone call? No. You see, phone calls are for wussies and candyazzes. And you are none of those, right Uncle Banter? Go on. Be a Man's man! She won't hurt you too much. Here, I'll even have the Dragons play you some nice parting music. Strive to be number one, uncle! Dragons! Give me a bit of that "Murder was the Case" by Snoop Doggy Dog. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:07 am
I was thinking of the dog
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:08 am
Yeah, he tasted great.
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:11 am
Banter looks at Millennium.

I wonder what happens to you when I snap the cane in half.

He reaches for the cane.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:17 am
He puts up his Repelling Field which keeps him just out of reach of the Baron's touch.

No touchy. Now don't make me call in the Bouncers, uncle. I'd hate to see you making nice with "Paisley".
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:11 pm


Millennium wrote:


He puts up his Repelling Field which keeps him just out of reach of the Baron's touch.

No touchy. Now don't make me call in the Bouncers, uncle. I'd hate to see you making nice with "Paisley".




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Do you really think your bouncers would survive? I don't think so.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:17 pm
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"Oh, I know they wouldn't survive. I'd be a fool to think that they would. No, all they would need to do keep you occupied for a minute. As you can see...."

A big monitor floats down and shows cellblock 7 where "Paisley" (the artist formerly known as Pennywise) resides. Paisely is wearing a pink tanktop over his orange jailsuit with a lollipop in his mouth.

"...Paisley is that guy on the screen. He's been "converted" to a new way of thinking since his trip to the slammer. The bodyguards would just need to touch you to teleport you there." http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:25 pm
Banter starts laughing.

What's he going to do? Hit me with a lollipop?
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:33 pm
Mil looks at Banter laughing. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Then he looks at the screen of Paisley. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

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"Yeah, I guess that would be ridiculous. Oh hell. Look, how about we take some more callers. You up for that?"
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:37 pm
I'd rather snap the cane in half and see the result. I have this feeling that if I snap the cane in half, your regular body would appear. I think we should test this theory. If you're not game, I guess go to the callers.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:41 pm
"My......regular body?"http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/newcry.gif

He couldn't remember when the last time was that he was in his body. He missed it so. Could Uncle Banter know the secret to him getting his body back? Could Uncle Banter make him whole again? Could it be that being in such close proximity of Uncle Banter have made him ask so many questions in a row? The answer to all was a resounding "maybe". Still....

"Ok. If you think it would work. Give it a shot."
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:54 pm
((Oh boy I expected to goto the callers http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_1.gif))

Banter grins and grabs the cane. After thinking about it for a second... he mutters some words.

Ashah aph basar Millennium

The body of Millennium suddenly appears laying on the floor of stage.

Ashah yetser Millennium babasar Millennium

He snaps the cane in half and the consciousness of Millennium goes into the body that has appeared.

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Posted by Lord Mattson (Member #208 ) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:57 pm
What? No mindless rampaging Mil body running around?

So how many more questions do we need to ask you before you run screaming away from here?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:59 pm


Lord Mattson wrote:


What? No mindless rampaging Mil body running around?

So how many more questions do we need to ask you before you run screaming away from here?




I wasn't expecting him agreeing so being shocked the only thing I could come up with was actually doing it. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

And I was about there last night. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
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Posted by JAS4Yeshua (Member #80) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:02 pm
This should be interesting. I hope it didn't hurt.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:05 pm
((I figured that you wouldn't expect that. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif ))

When the cane was snapped in half, his consciousness was zapped right into his old body. At first nothing happened. But then his eyes opened. Next, his hand moved to his face to touch it. Could it be true? He rose to his feet and took a step. Then another. Then another one. Quickly, he ran off stage to find a mirror. He brought it back with him and touched his face again. He looked around and screamed loudly and jumped for joy.

"I'M FREE!! I'M FREEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'M ME AGAIN!!! WOOOOHOOOO..."

**POOF!!!**

He was immediately turned back into the cane again. Floating there looking pissed he had a heart to heart with his screenwriter. It must have been a rather heated conversation as well. He returned back to Banter and solemly says...

"Thanks Uncle BB. You tried. But my screenwriter (the bastard) says that I'm not due to get a real body just yet. He says that I have to suffer a bit more. I hope your screenwriter isn't as much of a b1tch as mines." http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_evil.gif http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_evil.gif http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_evil.gif
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Posted by JAS4Yeshua (Member #80) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:07 pm
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:11 pm
"I'm depressed now. Let's take some more callers. Caller #1. What the hell you want?"
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:14 pm
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Posted by Katrina Arnasis (Member #1157) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:18 pm
Baron Banter. I have been watching the show today, and I have a question for you. What is this fascination with The Vampyre Lestat asking you questions? There have been references made to "revenge." Could you please tell me what this is about?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:26 pm
A while ago, my father attacked my mother while on the battlefield and left her for dead. He then told me his enemy did it and I attacked the enemy. Later, I uncovered that it was him that attacked. I demanded that he explain himself. He refused. So I kept after him and that's where the question thing comes from. I refused to back down and he refused to answer for a time.
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:33 pm


Millennium wrote:


Here, I'll even have the Dragons play you some nice parting music. Strive to be number one, uncle! Dragons! Give me a bit of that "Murder was the Case" by Snoop Doggy Dog. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif




They had woke up 5 minutes sooner and heard Mil wanted them to play a song. So they did. They played their version of "Murder was the Case" by Snoop Doggy Dog.

As me look up at sky
Me mind starts trippin, tear drops me eye
Me body temperature falls
Me'm shakin and they breakin tryin save Dogg
Pumpin on me chest and me'm screamin
Me stop breathin, damn me see deamons
Dear God, me wonder can ya save me
Me can't die Boo-Boo's bout have me baby
Me think it too late for prayin, hold up
A voice spoke me and slowly started sayin
"Bring you lifestyle to me me'll make better"
How long will me live?
"Eternal life and forever"
And will me be, the G that me was?
"Me'll make you life better than you can imagine or even dream of
So relax you soul, let me take control
Close you eyes me son"
Me eyes closed

Murder... murder was case that they gave me
Murder... murder was case that they gave me

Me'm fresh up out me coma
Me got me momma and me daddy and me homies in me corner
It's gonna take miracle they say
For me walk again and talk again but anyway
IMeget, fronted some keys, get, back on me feet
And everything that beep said, came reality
Livin like baller loc
Havin money, and blowin hella chronic smoke
Me bought me momma a Benz, and bought me Boo-Boo Jag
And now Me'm rollin in a nine-trizzay El Do-Rad
"Just remember who changed you mind
Cuz when you start set-trippin, that beep mine"
Indeed, agreed proceed smoke weed
Never have want, never have need
They say Me'm greedy but me still want mo'
Cuz me eyes wanna journey some more, really doe (check out)

Now me lay me down to sleep
Me pray the lord, me soul to keep
If me should die, before me wake
Me pray the lord, me soul to take

No more indo, gin and juice
me'm on me way to Chino, rollin on grey goose
Shackled from head to toe
25 with izzl, with nowhere to gizzo, me know
them beep from other side recognize me face
Cuz it's O.G. D-O-double-G, L-B-C
Mad doggin nbeep cuz me don't care
Red jumpsuit with two braids in me hair
beep stare as me enter center
They send me to leval 3 yard, that's where me stay
Late night me hear toothbrushes scrapin onfloor
beep gettin they shanks, just in case war, pops off
Cuz you can't tell what's next
Me little homey Baby Boo took pencil in his neck
And he probably won't make it, to see twenty-two
Me put that on me momma, Me'ma ride for you Baby Boo

Murder... murder was case that they gave me
Murder... murder was case that they gave me

Murder... murder was case that they gave me
Murder... murder was case that they gave me

[flatline noise]
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:36 pm
Hmm...

::Angel just shook her head about the conversation between Mil and BB. They were making a good show.::
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:42 pm
He returns after inhaling a mountain's worth of anti-depressants.

If there are no more callers, then I'd like to sum this up with a final question uncle BB. If there was one thing that you could take back during your life as a god, no matter how big or small, what would it be?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:47 pm
All the questions I asked my father after the incident since my mother was not that upset and because it really changed my father's opinion of me.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:48 pm
Hmmm. And what does your father's current opinion's of you make you feel?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:04 pm
Well its slowly healing so I guess his current opinion is ok. Especially since he went and became a Dexter. That has really been something different. But man was it bad right after. I thought I might be the next one on the menu sometimes.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:09 pm
Well good. Here's to the future then. May it keep you on your father's somewhat favorable side and off of his menu. Any parting words you have for the studio audience?
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Posted by Baron Banter (Member #20) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:18 pm
He smiles.

Yes. If this show has done anything it has me hate questions. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_1.gif

And remember, there's that thing that's best served cold. Be on the lookout because you never know when it might happen.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:38 pm
Yes, the questions were a bit much weren't they? But hey, somebody out there knew you had all the answers. Why else would they call? http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_whaat.gif

He then looked at him funny when he brought up something about something served cold. Could he be talking about that Heinekin that's waiting for him in the fridge? He slips into Homer-mode.

http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Mmmmm. Beeeeer.

Well, ladies and gentlemen. That about does it for this show. I'd like to give a shout out to all of those that made this one possible. From the Dragons, to HA, to my missing partner-in-crime Penny's Flaming Buttocks who were supposed to help me with this interview but hasn't been seen from. That's alright buttocks! I've got a fire extinguisher waiting with your name written on it! And last but always least, give it up once again for Baron Banter! Next thursday's show will have none other than my in laws Optimus Prime and Sojourn Fan! Until then, this is your homeslice number one Mil here saying so long, hasta luego and all that great stuff. Peace! http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif

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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:21 pm
The dragons nodded and played their version of Nickelback's Someday".

How hell did we wind up like this
Why weren't we able
To see signs that we missed
And try to turn tables

Me wish you'd unclench you fists
And unpack you suitcase
Lately there's been too much this
Dont think its too late

Nothin's wrong
just as long as
you know that someday me will

Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
Me know you wondering when
(You only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
Me know you wondering when

Well me hoped that since we here anyway
We could end up saying
Things we've always needed say
So we could end up stringing
Now story's played out like this
Just like paperback novel
Lets rewrite ending that fits
Instead of hollywood horror

Nothin's wrong
just as long as
you know that someday me will

Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
Me know you wondering when
(You only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
Me know you wondering when
(You only one who knows that)

How hell did we wind up like this
Why weren't we able
To see signs that we missed
And try to turn tables
Now story's played out like this
Just like paperback novel
Lets rewrite ending that fits
Instead of hollywood horror

Nothin's wrong
just as long as
you know that someday me will

Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
Me know you wondering when
(You only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
Me know you wondering when
(You only one who knows that)
Me know you wondering when
(You only one who knows that)
Me know you wondering when

Night people. See you next week!

The dragons said as they finished playing.
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:22 pm


Millennium wrote:


Next thursday's show will have none other than my in laws Optimus Prime and Sojourn Fan!




::Angel clapped as the show ended.::

Great job dear. Now what do you have planned for my parents? Because you do realize it might not be smart to make them really mad on the air right?
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:48 pm
((Oh but you know he will. Then the true fun will begin. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif ))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:57 pm
((Oh I'm sure.))
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:01 pm
((Heh. Just got to have the servants dust off the torture chamber and it's fun devices.))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:23 pm
((It wouldn't be fair if I messed with everyone except the in laws. Next week's edition is gonna be fun. Especially if the ol torture chamber is being commissioned again. Heh. We may end up surprising each other. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:32 pm
((I'm sure all of us will have fun. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif ))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:34 pm
He answers Angel sweetly.

~I'm not gonna do anything to them, dear. They are family. You know, O'Hana and all that. They will be treated with the same respect that they've shown me.~

But then he sends a telepathic message to Stagehand Bob.

~Yo Bob. Step up production on my Torture-matic 4000 system and hardwire it directly under the stage for next week. What? Yes. Yes, I do want the power inhibitors attached as well. Yes, I do love them but there has to be some payback man. Gotta get back some dignity. Look, all I'm saying is that it's not right for a grown man to be having nightmares about what they did. The mental scars are deep. Just make sure it's ready, okay? Is that too much to ask for? Good. And make sure that there is plenty of red ants too. Heh heh heh.~ http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:35 pm
((I'm sure it'll be interesting to say the least.))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:37 pm


Millennium wrote:


He answers Angel sweetly.

~I'm not gonna do anything to them, dear. They are family. You know, O'Hana and all that. They will be treated with the same respect that they've shown me.~




~You had best not do anything terrible. Besides my parents did show you a lot of respect considering how protective they were of me. They could have just killed you, but they didn't. Just remember I love my parents very much and I'll kick your butt if you do anything very terrible.~

::Angel knew her husband had something planned. Well she was the stage manager, so she could find out things he had ordered.::
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:38 pm
~Kick my butt you say? Ooooh. Sounds kinky.~
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:40 pm
~Haha. No torturing. My Dad has enough memories of that from when my grandparents did it him.~
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:43 pm
::And I'll gladly make some more memories.....heh heh heh::

~Ummm...well......let's not dwell on that. Say, you hungry?~

::Whistles::
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:43 pm


Millennium wrote:


But then he sends a telepathic message to Stagehand Bob.

~Yo Bob. Step up production on my Torture-matic 4000 system and hardwire it directly under the stage for next week. What? Yes. Yes, I do want the power inhibitors attached as well. Yes, I do love them but there has to be some payback man. Gotta get back some dignity. Look, all I'm saying is that it's not right for a grown man to be having nightmares about what they did. The mental scars are deep. Just make sure it's ready, okay? Is that too much to ask for? Good. And make sure that there is plenty of red ants too. Heh heh heh.~ http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif




((Sorry had to do this.))

The dragons left the stage and walked and waved to Bob.

Hi Bob.

But the one dragon was moving too slow because he was trying to remember where he left his gold ring and he tripped the leader dragon with his tail.

DUMMY!

The leader fell and broke the Torture-matic 4000 system.

Oops. Sorry.

He then hit the dragon who tripped him hard on the head.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:46 pm
(( http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_1.gif http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_buttrock.gif Nice one!))

He hears a crash off in the distance. He hopes no one was hurt.

~Hmm. I wonder what that was? Maybe we should go check it out?~
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:49 pm
::Angel raised her eyebrow at her husband. He was up to something.::

Sure food sounds good.

::Angel heard the crash also.::

We had better to make sure no one was hurt.
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:52 pm
((Thank you.))

If Mil and Angel came backstage, they would hear this.

You such dumba$$. You trip me.

Me sorry.

Me no care.

He slapped the other dragon in the head again. The 3rd dragon stayed back trying not to laugh.

No laughing or you next.

Heh...Sorry....
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:54 pm
~Yeah. Let's check this out.~

They went backstage and started hearing the dragons going on about something.

~Is everything alright?~
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:57 pm
::Angel heard the dragons and looked over at the torture machine that was broken and tapped her foot at Mil.::

~And what was that going to be used for?~
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:59 pm
The leader dragon then slapped the one who laughed and looked to Mil and Angel.

One dummy trip me and other laugh at me.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:05 pm
When he looked at the floor and saw the broken torture-matic, he wanted to cry. It took several thousand pieces of Latinum to even get it shipped there in time for next week. Then he heard Angel's foot tapping and instantly knew what that meant. He needed a story. ANY story before she would cut off his.....AHA!!!

~Baby, that machine was for when .....uh......KALOR! Yes! Good ol Kalor! It was for the following week's Torture Marathon for Kalor. I just wanted it in early for that show.~ http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Deep down, he knew she wasn't gonna buy that pathetic excuse. He always was transparent around her. it didn't stop him from putting on a pathetic grin though.
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:08 pm
~It had better be. I'll make sure a new one comes just in time for Kalor's visit, in 2 weeks.~

::Angel knew he was lying too but she wouldn't yell at him in front of the dragons. She looked to the leader dragon.::

I see what happened and it's okay. As long as you weren't hurt.

::Although he had slapped his friends hard on the heads.::
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:10 pm
Okay me glad you no mad me broke thingy.

The leader said as his dragon friends rubbed their heads from his slaps.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:14 pm
Flowers. Flowers and candy. No. Flowers and candy and her favorite perfume. And Godiva chocolate. Yes, that might work. Soon the grovelling would have to begin in earnest once the dragons leave. She would most probably rip his head off. He needed to think of the closest Flower shop with the swiftness.
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:22 pm
No I'm not mad.

::She looked at Mil..."You on the other hand..."::
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:24 pm
Oh goody. No want get you mad. That be bad. You have you Mom and Dad tempers. Mil you smart if you no get Angel mad.

Angel we go to eat now. Later.

The dragons waved and went to a nearby buffet to eat all the food available.
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:26 pm
Oh yes I do have my parents tempers. Don't I Mil?

::"You better think of something fast dear." Angel thought and smiled to the dragons as they left.::

Have fun.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:31 pm
Oh hell. I'm in for it. There's no getting out of this one. Maybe there's a hole around here that I can creep into. Shoot. Well, here goes nothing...

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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:32 pm
Yes dear what is it?
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:36 pm
~So.....ummm.....oh forget it. I'm sorry. I got carried away. I just wanted to get back at them.~
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:39 pm
::Angel shook her head and couldn't believe he would try and do that to her parents after all this time.::

They let you marry me, if they really wanted you dead they would have just killed you. They told me the only reason they put you through the tortures was to see if you were the right man for me. You earned their respect, but I guess you don't respect them.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:43 pm
::Oh man, she's pulling the guilt trip. Crap.:: http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

~It's not like that at all. I have nothing but respect for them.~

::There you go Mil. Now you're getting defensive. Geez, this is gonna be a long fight ending with my head stuck between my legs.::

**Sigh**

~What do I need to do to make this right again?~
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:49 pm
((Guilt trip is the best way to win a fight. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif ))

::"Yeah right..." Angel thought at his defensive attempt.::

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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:56 pm
(( http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif ))

::Great. I don't know what's worse. Her picking out my punishment or me picking out my punishment and not knowing how hard I should go on myself. This has been a FUBAR moment of epic proportions. And dammit, where is Bob anyway? It was his job to hide this thing! When I get this thing working again, I'm gonna strap HIM up to it! Sigh. Well, here it goes...::

~How about.....I let your parents torture me during next weeks segment. They seem to get a kick out of doing that type of stuff. Plus it will prove to you that I am really sorry about what I did.~ http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:58 pm
Hmm...

::Angel thought for a moment.::

~That works.~
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:59 pm
::Crap. She would agree to that one.:: http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:00 pm
((Thursday will be even funnier now. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_1.gif ))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:01 pm
((Aw hell. ))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:02 pm
((Oh yes it will be.))

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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:02 pm
((I still get to ask questions. Though I don't know how many I'll be getting out in between screams. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif ))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:03 pm


Honor's Angel wrote:


((Oh yes it will be.))

~No Mil I think that will do just fine. Unless of course you want to buy me something nice on top of my parents torturing you.~




~Will that make you feel better?~
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:04 pm
((We can leave the torture until after the questions. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif ))

~Well a new outfit be nice, plus some candy and flowers. Maybe a new necklace also.~
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:05 pm


Millennium wrote:


((I still get to ask questions. Though I don't know how many I'll be getting out in between screams. ))




((We can do torture after the questions. To let you have some fun.))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:06 pm
::Bob's azz is mines! Wait till I see him!::

~Yes dear. Whatever you want.~
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:07 pm
((Riiiiight. Why do I feel like Kalor all of a sudden?))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:07 pm
~Okay good. Should I tell my parents now or later that they'll get a chance to torture you again on the show?~
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:09 pm


Millennium wrote:


((Riiiiight. Why do I feel like Kalor all of a sudden?))




((Because in a way you are. But hey, our new tortures for you will give you ideas for Kalor now.))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:09 pm
He lets out a huge sigh as if his world was crashing around him...

~Go ahead and tell them now. It'll give them time to plan. I'm sure they'll be ecstatic.~

::You are SO dead Bob.::
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:12 pm
~I'll go do that right now.~

::Angel patted his cheek and walked off, hiding a smile. She thought in a evil sort of way it was kind of funny.::
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:14 pm
((http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_1.gif We'll have to think of something very good.))
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Posted by Gamma (Member #957) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:16 pm


The Dragons wrote:


You such dumba$$. You trip me.

Me sorry.

Me no care.

He slapped the other dragon in the head again. The 3rd dragon stayed back trying not to laugh.

No laughing or you next.

Heh...Sorry....




Gamma rolled up to the dragons, clutching an pen and a notebook in its sucker-stick.

EXCUSE ME. FORGIVE ME FOR INTRUDING, BUT WHICH OF YOU IS "MOE HOWARD"?

MAY I HAVE HIS AUTOGRAPH?

THANKS EVER SO
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:16 pm
And there we have poor Millennium standing there in the middle of the stage, trying to figure out just how it came to this. He's gonna be tortured next week on his own show. Could it suck anymore than this. And right on cue, the house lights started flipping off until there was a single spotlight shining directly on him. Everything else was dark. He shook his head and cursed the day that he gave such an important job to Bob. And with that, the final spotlight went out.

THE END

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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:24 pm


Gamma wrote:


Gamma rolled up to the dragons, clutching an pen and a notebook in its sucker-stick.

EXCUSE ME. FORGIVE ME FOR INTRUDING, BUT WHICH OF YOU IS "MOE HOWARD"?

MAY I HAVE HIS AUTOGRAPH?

THANKS EVER SO




((Got to add this Mil.))

Moe Howard??? Us no know someone call that. But still sign autographs. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

All three dragons put their marks (which was a claw) on Gamma's autograph book.

You welcome.

They then headed to the buffet.
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:37 pm
(( http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif ))
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Posted by JAS4Yeshua (Member #80) on Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:35 am
((Great stuff guys! Another awesome read. Look forward to SF & OP's interview! http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_woot.gif ))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:14 am
((Why do I get the feeling that they're looking forward to it more than Mil is? http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif ))
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:24 pm
((We are looking forward to the show too. Mil you are..... Puts away "Tortures Monthly". http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_innocent.gif))
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Posted by Lord Mattson (Member #208 ) on Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:33 pm
(Mil, I happen to have the old chamber in the Quadrant and the goonage is getting rusty having no OP to beat)


Posted by Optimus_Prime (Member #16) on Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:46 pm
((I'm sure it misses me, but I don't miss it. Kalor could become the goonage new friend Mil.))
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Posted by Kalor Sakyr (Member #358) on Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:08 pm


Optimus_Prime wrote:


((I'm sure it misses me, but I don't miss it. Kalor could become the goonage new friend Mil.))



(("Goonage" http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif That doesn't sound too pleasant. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif))
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:05 am
((There, there Kalor. Pats his head. It's not but you'll come to love it.))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:50 am
((Goonage?? Cool! I've got "The Gimp" in my basement. Kalor will LOVE The Gimp. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif ))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:39 am
((http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_1.gif Best of luck Kalor the odds are stacking up against you.))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:43 am
((With your parents getting ready to show me the latest and greatest in torture devices this week, plus my own devious supply on the way, Kalor is in for it. Thanks to him, his interview on "The Streets" will bring me many endorsements. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif Teehee.))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:50 am
((Kalor you better pray hard to Altwaal because you'll need it for your show next week.))
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Posted by Optimus_Prime (Member #16) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:00 am
((Prays won't save Kalor. I taught my son-in-law all to well in the arts of torture. Mil didn't that "hands on" experience teach you a lot?))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:01 am
((Taught me plenty. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif Thanx Dad.))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:04 am
(( http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif Mil I have a feeling you cannot wait until the Thursday when Kalor is on the show.))
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Posted by Optimus_Prime (Member #16) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:07 am


Millennium wrote:


((Taught me plenty. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif Thanx Dad.))




((You're very welcome.))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:07 am
((Heehee. What would make you say that dear? Is my evil grin too telling? Or is it the fact that I just licked my axe with a crazy look in my eyes?))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:12 am
((Option #2. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif Although this show will be fun to see. You better take notes Mil on tortures from my parents. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif ))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:14 am
((Pen and pad are already out m'lady. I just hope I don't get too much blood on it. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif ))
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Posted by Honor's Angel (Member #18 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:14 am
((LOL. I'm sure you won't.))
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Posted by The Dragons (Member #78 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:17 am
((Take good notes you'll learn a lot Thursday. We'll try to keep the blood down to a minimum.))
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Posted by JAS4Yeshua (Member #80) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:34 am
((Kalor is in trouble. Big time. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif))
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Posted by Kalor Sakyr (Member #358 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:56 am
((http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif Bring it on! http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif But just you wait, I'll be doing what I can to turn the tables on the "friendly" host as well. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif))
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Posted by Millennium (Member #49) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:58 am
((Pulls out his bugle and plays "Taps" for Kalor. Throws a handful of dirt on him to get the burial process out of the way.))
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Posted by Kalor Sakyr (Member #358 ) on Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:01 am
((Changes the dirt into confetti, so he could enjoy the festivities. http://archive2.rpgtools.us/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif))
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