View Full Version : The last person to post is KING or QUEEN of the thread.
01-21-2008, 04:00 PM
This game is popular on another site. It is actually very easy. If you are the last person to post in the thread, you can pronounce yourself king or queen of the thread. That is, until the next person comes along to snatch that title away from you. :lol:
No double-posting. Once you've staked your claim, you have to wait for someone else to post before you can reclaim your titlte, throne, crown, whatever.
Have fun. Good natured teasing is more than welcome. Even a little friendly bantering is encouraged.
Now that the rules are out of the way....
*Picks up the crown and puts it on his head. Grabs the royal scepter and sits down upon the throne.*
I hereby declare that I am king of this thread. :king:
01-22-2008, 02:51 PM
I hereby announce your disenthronement: I'm king for a while....
01-24-2008, 10:09 AM
I think a two day rule is long enough. I'm king again. :D
01-24-2008, 01:21 PM
One assumes there's no limit to the number of times one can be king (If this was president you and I would both be out from next posting!) Get thee gone, short-reign: my turn again :D
01-30-2008, 04:26 PM
No limits, but it would be nice if others decided to join in the fun. ;)
King again. :)
01-31-2008, 02:46 PM
...for a day. I'm back on the throne. http://yelims3.free.fr/Jesuis/Roi.gif
02-01-2008, 09:39 PM
And I have returned again. :king:
02-03-2008, 11:24 AM
Who wants to be king anyway? (Apart from you and I, of course! :D ) My turn!
05-30-2008, 03:22 PM
RUMS all around
06-06-2008, 03:07 PM
I can live with that - as a chaser to the barrel of Old Peculier I've just opened. :D
06-13-2008, 07:00 PM
06-21-2008, 10:13 AM
Now you're drunk on it I'll have the rest back...
06-25-2008, 04:43 PM
I think not.
06-28-2008, 02:02 PM
Obviously you're not drunk enough yet: better finish it! :twisted:
08-01-2008, 02:11 PM
My throne you scalawag
08-02-2008, 03:45 PM
Until now, anyway (when are we gonna get a queen on this thread?)
08-13-2008, 07:37 AM
I'll be King now
08-13-2008, 07:54 AM
:| Oh crap....I posted.
*chases with a frying pan*
08-13-2008, 08:33 AM
:| Runs away :| :| :| :| :| :|
08-13-2008, 11:47 AM
Grabs throne while queeen sorts out who's boss.... ;)
08-14-2008, 01:43 PM
Runs in a circle and grabs the crown again.
Hides behind throne.
08-14-2008, 02:01 PM
Xetal, (through ignorance of his possible fate while ex-queen wields frying-pan?) promptly sits on it again.
08-15-2008, 06:23 AM
*snatches crown from Xetal*
Let them eat cake!! :p
08-15-2008, 03:21 PM
Snatches frying-pan from ex-Queen Tigs and places on head to sit on throne again.
08-18-2008, 01:46 PM
Flips throne over
08-19-2008, 02:32 PM
Recovers from loud bong in ears and flips throne back
08-29-2008, 02:20 PM
Pulls him off the throne and growls.
08-31-2008, 08:11 AM
Dog responds by unseating Lairston's pants; Xetal reoccupies throne while they're being re-seated
09-01-2008, 02:47 PM
Runs by and takes the crown from Xetal!
09-03-2008, 01:44 PM
http://yelims3.free.fr/Jesuis/Vieux01.gif Tries to run after Tigers, trips over own legs and ends up sitting on throne again (minus the fake crown, but produces the real one from a hidden compartment underneath.http://yelims3.free.fr/Jesuis/Roi.gif)
09-06-2008, 11:16 AM
Snatches the real crown as soon as it appears.
09-06-2008, 12:56 PM
Snatches it right back (I've run out of fakes to pretend are the real thing... :( )
09-08-2008, 12:06 PM
*steals the crown while Xetal is sulking about having no more fake crowns* :D
09-08-2008, 02:03 PM
Awakens from sulk as he grabs crown back. Dares to smile for a moment...
09-14-2008, 07:59 PM
*reaches around the throne and plucks the crown from Xetal's head*
I am woman, hear me roar...
09-15-2008, 02:26 PM
OK (unceremoniously shunts her off the throne into a lion pit. The lions are deafened into submission in seconds as Xetal watches in shock & awe....)
09-16-2008, 07:18 AM
*Banishes Xetal to the Netherworld and retakes her seat on the throne*
09-17-2008, 08:41 AM
HIgh Fives Tigers
09-17-2008, 04:44 PM
The king has returned! :)
All hail the king! :D
09-17-2008, 04:59 PM
looks at post count, yes I have :p
09-17-2008, 05:02 PM
High post count does not mean you're the king. It just means you have no life. :P
King Jas ;)
09-17-2008, 05:04 PM
I bet you wouldn't be saying that if the counts were reverse :P
King Lairston 8)
09-17-2008, 05:05 PM
Um.. I plead the Fifth. o:)
And I take back the crown. ;)
09-18-2008, 07:26 AM
Waits and then steals it back the next day when his guard is down.
09-18-2008, 08:19 AM
*Pushes Lariston of the throne and takes her rightful place* 8)
09-18-2008, 12:44 PM
Move over, Sis. You're in my spot. :P
09-18-2008, 04:18 PM
Returns from the Netherlands, summons up Dutch courage, sits on throne and downs a pint of Old Peculier
09-20-2008, 07:29 PM
Yanks Xetal off of the throne and tosses him on the ground.
09-21-2008, 01:54 PM
Manages not to spill Old Peculier and therefore only boots Lairston gently off the throne again
09-23-2008, 05:01 PM
Removes the throne from underneath Xetal and replaces it with a chair while she takes her rightful seat upon the throne. 8)
09-24-2008, 08:13 PM
As Tigs sits on the kiddie throne, Jason sits down on the real throne. :D
09-25-2008, 12:27 PM
Pours rest of pint of Old Peculier down Jason's neck. When he leaps up to complain, Xetal parks his derriere on the throne.
09-25-2008, 04:33 PM
Watches Xetal get rid of Jason and then grabs the throne before he's fully seated.
09-25-2008, 04:55 PM
Bumps Lairston over and takes a seat.
Really? I think it's mine now! 8) :D
09-26-2008, 09:21 AM
No. You're wrong.
09-26-2008, 01:02 PM
No, you're wrong! :p
*steals the throne*
09-26-2008, 02:59 PM
...and bumps into Xetal as she turns to run off with it. Xetal stops this by sitting on the throne again, all 220 lbs of him.
09-26-2008, 06:56 PM
The bamboo chair that Xetal sat in collapsed, sending Xetal unceremoniously to the floor, while Jason sat down in the real throne.
King me! :D
09-26-2008, 07:05 PM
Grabs Jason from the throne and sits him on the floor.
09-26-2008, 07:56 PM
Manhandling the king? That's a one-way trip to the dungeons.
*Jason pulls a rope opening a trap door beneath Lairston, causing him to fall into a dark cell in the dungeons.*
09-26-2008, 08:17 PM
*konks Jason on the head with her Royal Scepter and tips him down the hole after Lairston*
I think I'll take this now. *plumps cushion*
09-27-2008, 10:22 AM
Xetal removes the throne from under the cushion in the moment of plumping and sits on it, on his own whoopee cushion, to dis Quaxo with the sound effect. :D
09-27-2008, 06:22 PM
whoopee cushion is infact sitting on a lawn chair while she steals the real throne and sceptor.
AH! It's good to be Queen! :D 8)
09-27-2008, 09:12 PM
*Takes a couple aspirin then climbs up the hole, using Lairston as a stepping stool.*
Sorry Tigs, but I'm the king.
*"Helps" Tigers to her feet and quickly takes the throne.*
It's good to be the king.
09-27-2008, 09:56 PM
Bellows as he's used for a stool and then jumps up and manages to grab the edge and pull himself up. Takes a running start and dives at Jason knocking him from the throne. And then takes the throne and runs away with it upstairs laughing.
MINE ALL MINE
09-28-2008, 01:38 PM
Trips Lairstain as he's running up the stairs with the throne, takes it from him and sits down on it.
Like I said.......It's good to be Queen 8)
09-28-2008, 02:50 PM
Except you're not the queen. I'm the king. :P
09-29-2008, 06:29 AM
A bell rings, announcing the expiration of King Jason's reign and he is unceremoniously dumped in the dungeon.
Too bad brother! Write me!
Sits upon the throne once more. 8)
09-29-2008, 11:36 AM
A gong sounds and a big hand appears from behind the curtain and pulls Tigers off the throne. Lairston sits down and sighs contently.
09-29-2008, 11:48 AM
*Metal cuffs suddenly appear on the "throne's" arms and base, locking Lairston into the chair. The fake chair is then quickly lowered into the dungeon while Jas is raised from the dungeon on the real throne.*
Nice try, but I'm still the king. :king:
09-29-2008, 01:37 PM
Lairston is shocked when he can't move. He struggles with the locks for some time before finally managing to get a hand free with a toothpick. He then works on the other locks. Once freed, he goes to the door and starts trying to get out. Then he remembers the secret. Leveridge. He takes a board and adjusts it just so and the door pops off its hinges and he heads for the throne room.
Why are you sitting in a lawn chair?
Sits down on the real throne
09-29-2008, 01:56 PM
...for a little while, until Xetal crowns him with the crown and sits on the throne, offering Lairston some ointment for the bump on his head and some Old Peculier anaesthetic.
09-29-2008, 03:15 PM
While Xetal is tending to Lairston, Jas takes the throne! :D
09-30-2008, 07:23 AM
Jas only thought he was taking the throne as after Lairston wrapped Xetal in the curtain, he sent Jas out of the window and into the moat. Then sat down in the throne.
I decree that locks be put on the drawbridge. And windows. And...
10-02-2008, 01:18 PM
...Lairston manages no more royal commands as Xetal upends the throne and sends him sprawling across the floor to clatter into a suit of armour as Xetal sits down on the throne.
10-03-2008, 08:03 AM
As Xetal goes to take his seat upon the throne a false bottom opens up and Xetal falls through into the dungeon.
HAHA! I am QUEEN!
10-03-2008, 09:51 AM
*Guards come in to escort Tigs to the dungeons where she trapped Xetal.*
Sorry, Sis, but I'm the king. :P
10-03-2008, 11:20 AM
Xetal invites Tigs to a game of leaprog in the dungeon, jumps onto her back, hauls himself up to the false bottom of the throne he can thus reach, and heaves himself through it, sending Jason sprawling across the floor into the other suit of armour, and sits down on the throne, rubbing his sore real bottom.
10-07-2008, 04:04 PM
Pulls the throne out from beneath Xetal and lets him return to the dungeon.
10-08-2008, 06:28 AM
*taps Lairston on the shoulder long enough for him to see who is reclaiming the throne*
10-08-2008, 08:28 AM
Sorry, Tigs, but the throne is mine. You can play in the sandbox. :P
10-08-2008, 10:44 AM
:: One of these suits of armour contained Quaxo and she now stumbles into action. Swinging her sword wildly, she advances on the throne and whomever is sitting upon it - it's hard to see through those stupid visors.::
"It's off with your head and on with my bottom!" :mad:
:: Assuming the throne has been vacated, Quaxo attempts to sit upon it, but finds the the armour doesn't bend that way. ::
"Ceremonial armour. Ugh. I knew I should have gone to the armouries and gotten a REAL articulating set." :doubt:
:: Suffices with an action pose, one foot up on the throne with her non-sword hand upon her knee. ::
10-08-2008, 03:26 PM
Xetal arrives with metal polish and starts to vigorously polish Quaxo's armoured self. When she takes a swing at him for going too near where he shouldn't (but couldn't) he ducks, kicks her standing leg away and sits on the throne to watch her clatter in a shining heap at his feet.
10-08-2008, 03:41 PM
How dare you touch my daughter..
Casts a spell on Xetal that sends him flying out of the window into the moat. Once there, an anchor is magically attached to his leg so that he's anchored in the moat. He can keep his head above water. Barely.
10-09-2008, 12:49 PM
Xetal is so surprised to see the Baron after all this time that he faints. When he loses consciousness the spell is broken and he charges back up to the throne room expecting to have to fight the Baron. Nothing could be fa(r)ther from the truth: he's so busy helping his daughter out of the armour that Xetal can just sneak in and sit back down on the throne unnoticed.
10-14-2008, 10:22 AM
Just shoves Xetal off the throne.
This is mine!
10-14-2008, 01:21 PM
That looks like assault to me. Guards, arrest him! Assault and impersonating royalty.
*As the guards take Lairston away, Jason sits down on the throne.*
Now that's better.
10-19-2008, 09:59 AM
Laughs as he changes the text of Jason's words. While Jason wonders what is going on... Lairston escapes the guards and retakes the throne.
10-19-2008, 10:42 AM
*As soon as Lairston sits back in the throne, Jas activates the ejector seat and ejects Lairston out of the castle window into the moat below.*
*Jas moves the fake throne with the ejector seat and sits on the real throne.*
10-21-2008, 08:06 AM
Lairston returns soak and wet and glares at Jas.
Usurper! Seize him and cast him in the dungeon with whoever's there. And then stand guard on him.
10-21-2008, 10:01 AM
*The guard graciously obeys, but not in the way that Lairston would suspect. Instead, he takes Lairston to the dungeons and literally stands on top of him.*
See, the guards know who the real king is. :P
10-22-2008, 04:46 PM
GET OFF ME
He flings the guard off of himself and heads out the cell. He makes it back to the throne room. He then proceeds to retake the throne by causing a gag to appear around Jas's mouth and causing him to float off the throne while struggling with the magic gag.
Ah king again.
Retakes the throne.
10-24-2008, 02:59 PM
Xetal tips Lairston off the throne while still laughing at the gag, and sits down on it to recover his equanimity
10-24-2008, 03:05 PM
I'll take that mate.
Motions with his saber for Xetal to get up and then sits down.
10-24-2008, 03:46 PM
...on the floor, as the throne has jammed on Xetal's butt as he stands up. Thus jolted, the sabre flies across the floor and Xetal sits down again as Cap'n Jack runs after it.
10-24-2008, 09:34 PM
After Jack recovered his cutlass... he returned and removed Xetal from the throne. Making sure the throne was there, he sat down and smiled contently upon the true throne.
10-26-2008, 01:59 PM
'Hey,' says Xetal, 'You dropped a sabre but came back with a cutlass. Guess who's got a sabre now.'
He swings it in Cap'n Jack's direction and when he ducks forward, tips him out of the throne and reoccupies it, sabre at the ready.
10-26-2008, 05:26 PM
While he's distracted by Jack, Lairston once again tosses him from the chair and retakes the throne. :P
10-27-2008, 03:27 PM
Xetal discards bent sabre, dons Scrooge McDuck halloween mask, sneaks up behind Lairston and says 'QuaBoo!' Lairston falls about laughing at this pathetic attempt, but also falls off throne, which Xetal reoccupies.
10-30-2008, 11:03 AM
*Graciously places a giant sized whoopee cushion under Xetal as she sits upon the real throne!* 8)
10-31-2008, 01:33 PM
Grateful for the small mercy of any cushion, Xetal summons the most seductive and bright-burning male tiger on earth to carry away Tigers while she's swooning over his fearful symmetry. And sits on the throne for at least a bit of Halloween...
11-06-2008, 09:06 AM
*realizes just how long she's been gone and returns to remove Xetal from the throne. As she has him removed from the throne, she hands him a thank you card*
Sorry, I was momentarily distracted. o:) :redface: o:)
11-06-2008, 10:09 AM
Thanks from removing Xetal for me, Tigs. You make a wonderful head of security, you know that? ;)
King Jas :D
11-06-2008, 11:15 AM
That's what he is.
Boots Jas from throne.
The true king has returned.
i have the post count to prove it, :P
11-06-2008, 11:36 AM
Go back to your scary commercials you so-called "Burger King." :P
I'll be taking my throne back. ;)
11-06-2008, 11:43 AM
*pulls the throne out from underneath Jas*
Don't think so! :p
11-06-2008, 11:59 AM
What have I told you about thinking, Tigs? :P
*Takes back the throne.*
11-06-2008, 12:14 PM
Gives Jas a warning about stealing other people's thrones.
Then takes the throne back.
MINE MINE MINE
11-06-2008, 12:19 PM
You're sounding a bit like the seagulls in "Finding Nemo." Are you trying to tell us you are a bird-brain? o:) :lol:
*Takes back the throne*
11-06-2008, 12:24 PM
Nope. Not one of the seagulls. I'm taking this throne back. It is my destiny.
ANd there's nothing you can do about it. I'm king.
And you're a servant. I'll take some hot tea. Posthaste.
11-06-2008, 12:28 PM
You sure about that one?
*Grabs some hot tea and pours it in Lairston's lap.*
There's your hot tea.
*As Lairston jumps up from the hot tea, he gets knocked away from the throne with a large post.*
And there's your post. I think that was hasty enough, don't you?
11-07-2008, 05:46 AM
*The post swings back and knocks Jas off the throne. The post is removed and Tigers takes her seat upon the throne.* 8)
11-07-2008, 12:04 PM
Xetal returns with a lion as he couldn't find another tiger. As Tigers leaps to rend it limb from limb, Xetal sits back down on the throne to watch the unequal contest....
11-07-2008, 04:18 PM
But ends up on the floor as Lairston has once again procured the throne. But he is enjoying the show between the two Tigers and Xetal's shocked expression.
11-08-2008, 11:55 AM
Recovering from shock, Xetal rips live cable from wall and applies one to Lairston's posterior. As he flies up into the air, Xetal resumes seat on throne, dropping cable for the quivering wreck that is Lairston to land on when he comes down again.
11-10-2008, 02:18 PM
*Jas hands Xetal a flyer to a pub advertising free warm English beer for anyone that goes by "Xetal."*
Directions are on the back. Enjoy.
*Jas pushes Xetal out of the throne to get him started towards the pub.*
11-11-2008, 07:50 AM
Gimmee that... Xetal huh?
Starts walking off with the flyer but then realizes it must be a trick and does a uturn tossing the flyer back at Xetal and heads for the throne which he dispatches from Jas's clutches.
King Captain Jack Finch.
11-11-2008, 11:10 AM
There's rum in the cellar, Jack. This man will take you to it.
*Jas points to a guard who escorts Jack to the "cellar" (dungeons) where there is no rum.*
Still the king. ;)
11-13-2008, 06:15 AM
No I think not.
Presses a button and Jas flies off the throne.
Back to the rightful king
11-13-2008, 09:01 AM
Fortified with Old Peculier, Xetal crowns Lairston with the empty barrel and reoccupies the throne as he slithers to the floor...
11-19-2008, 06:48 AM
*using a large scoop, Xetal is placed on a soft bed to sleep off the effects of Old Peculier as Tigers takes her rightful place on the throne.*
11-22-2008, 11:55 AM
Several days later, Xetal comes back and sets up a newspaper stand outside Tigers's throne-room window.
'Latest scoop! Palace coup!' he gets the seller to yell, and when Tigers comes to the window to see who dares he rushes in from a side door and reoccupies the throne.
11-24-2008, 10:50 AM
While Xetal is occupied on the porcelain throne, Jas comes in and takes the real throne. :P
11-26-2008, 07:05 AM
*After sifting through the confusion and redirecting her attention, Tigers pulls a switch as Jason falls into a secure room and retakes the throne.* :D 8)
11-26-2008, 03:15 PM
Xetal takes a switchback ride and finds himself back on the real throne, his stomach churning enough to wonder if the porcelain one might not be safer...
11-27-2008, 11:17 AM
Until he falls off from too many drinks and Lairston takes his place on the throne. o:)
11-28-2008, 02:14 PM
Xetal sobers up, puts waterfall sounds on the muzak system, sidles up to the throne and jumps onto it again when Lairston rushes out for the loo.
12-11-2008, 03:44 PM
Okay. That's long enough, buddy. I'll be taking my throne back now.
12-12-2008, 07:32 AM
Dethrones the Jason and locks him in the dungeon. o:)
12-12-2008, 10:42 AM
Picks the locks in the dungeon and returns to the throne room. Has Tigs dethroned and ejected from the castle.
At least I didn't put you in the dungeon. :P
12-12-2008, 01:15 PM
Xetal walks into the throne room and sounds off something theologically unsound (to put it gently o:) ) Jason is in high dudgeon in no time: it's easy to grab the throne back when he's not actually on it, but beside himself... :D
12-12-2008, 02:08 PM
Lairston walks back in and sends Xetal back to the royal dungeon and then sits down on the throne.
The throne is mine once more.
12-12-2008, 02:36 PM
Jas recovers from Xetal's insulting assault and notices that Lairston was now on the throne.
Go, join Xetal in the dungeons!
Jas has his guards take Lairston away while Jas sat down on his throne again.
12-22-2008, 11:55 AM
Breaks free from the guards and runs back to the throne room and reclaims the throne from Jas who was magicked away to the courtyard outside the castle.
12-22-2008, 01:39 PM
Jas suddenly reappears behind the throne and knocks Lairston off the throne.
12-30-2008, 04:19 AM
Xetal returns from vacation in Orlando, fortified by more roller-coaster rides than any sensible human ought to fit into a fortnight, and sits back on the throne because it reminds him of the ups and downs. Jason is dispatched to Orlando for more practice at same.
12-30-2008, 09:36 AM
Jason wishes he could afford to travel to Orlando, so instead, he just returns to the roller-coaster in this thread, and resumes the throne. ;)
01-02-2009, 10:03 AM
Xetal sneaks up behind Jason and bellows 'Happy New Year' in his ear. When he jumps up with a start, Xetal whisks the throne away and places it under his own posterior...
01-03-2009, 06:06 PM
*Tigers slips a plastic lawn chair where the thrown would be as Xetal goes to take his seat*
Happy New Year! :) 8)
01-04-2009, 02:07 PM
Xetal gets up, rubbing grass-clippings from his posterior, takes out cigarettes and lighter, remembers it's a non-smoking palace until he's back on the throne again, so sets fire to Tigers' tail instead.
When she leaps from the throne Xetal sits down on it - and foolhardily grabs said tail to light up with.... o:)
01-09-2009, 02:25 PM
While Tigers mauls Xetal, Lairston rubs his hands together and reclaims the throne.
01-09-2009, 03:06 PM
Lairston rubs his hands together so hard they catch fire. Xetal grabs the throne back while Lairston is being hosed down by the fire brigade.
01-11-2009, 08:28 PM
Haha! *Paladin rides in on horse, and snatches the crown!*
01-12-2009, 02:25 PM
Xetal doesn't care about the crown: he always wears a fake. He remains seated firmly on the throne as Paladin rides off into the sunset o:)
01-16-2009, 12:18 PM
Ha! But he rides back in with the crown!
01-16-2009, 03:26 PM
*Dethrones Xetal and de-crowns Paladin.*
I'm the king again! :D
01-16-2009, 03:34 PM
For a few minutes, anyway...http://smileys.inzenet.org/repository/Respect/champion1.gif
01-17-2009, 04:49 PM
I'm back again, though! *Rides in on horse dressed in leather and a motorcycle helmet with a machine gun and starts firing; then snatches the crown for himself!*
01-17-2009, 05:04 PM
*having recovering from a torched tail, Tigers resumes her seat upon the throne as she watches Paladin speed by with a crown*
01-17-2009, 07:04 PM
*kicks tigers off of the throne and claims it as her own*
01-18-2009, 05:21 AM
*pushes a button that drops Ellesar into the dungeon*
Nice try squirt! :P
01-18-2009, 10:27 AM
Pushes a button and nothing happens. Pushes Tigers off the throne in frustration and just about remembers to sit down on it.
01-18-2009, 03:48 PM
*climbs out of the dungeon and shoves the throne away from Xetal before sitting down on it again*
01-18-2009, 04:19 PM
:| WoW! I am so impressed!
*wipes tear away before using force push to knock Ellesar off the throne*
Darth Tigers! Muahahahaha!! :sinister: :smirk:
01-18-2009, 04:36 PM
Pulls the secret lever and sends Tigers back to the dungeon where Darths belong. Then reclaims the throne.
01-18-2009, 07:47 PM
unfortunately for Lairston, he's sitting on a decoy throne :P
*presses a button that launches Lairston into a vat of blue jello and then sits down on the real throne*
01-20-2009, 02:58 PM
Xetal re-enters throne room and sneaks up behind Ellesar, but sneezes loudly just as he's about to grab the throne. Ellesar jumps so much Xetal can just sit down on the throne to blow his nose....
01-20-2009, 05:19 PM
*lands on a button that launches Xetal out of her throne*
*sits down again*
01-22-2009, 02:07 PM
Xetal frusratedkly blows his nose in Ellesar's general direction. Ellesar's secret sensors misread and warn her of bubonic plage germs being blown her way. She runs while she can and Xetal sits back down on the throne wondering what lergy he actually has...
01-22-2009, 04:48 PM
*returns in a full biohazard suit and brings a biohazard team with her*
*biohazard team drags Xetal off to the CDC to be tested as she reclaims her throne*
01-23-2009, 03:39 PM
Xetal returns, decontaminated, with a full-length mirror. When Ellesar sees what she looks like in a full biohazard suit she faints and Xetal reoccupies the throne.
01-23-2009, 05:03 PM
*awakens and pulls off the biohazard suit before doing some research and then sending the FBI after Xetal on the allegations she found*
*reclaims the throne yet again*
01-25-2009, 12:43 PM
Dodges FBI and returns to the throne room. Tosses Elessar some clothes to put on in place of the suit she's pulled off :smirk:, and sits back down on the throne while she goes to get dressed.
01-25-2009, 01:17 PM
*ignores the clothes since she was already wearing an outfit under the biohazard suit*
*presses a button that drops Xetal and the decoy throne he's on into a large vat of blue jello and then sits down on the real throne*
01-25-2009, 01:25 PM
While Xetal and Ellesar are quarreling, Jason slips in and takes the throne.
01-25-2009, 02:00 PM
And is quickly dethroned by Lairston.
01-25-2009, 02:02 PM
*slips a cushion full of tacks behind Lairston and then reclaims the throne when he jumps a mile high from all of the tacks*
01-26-2009, 12:49 PM
Xetal waits until Lairston falls back down on top of Ellesar and knocks her off the throne, then sits back down on it to watch the disentanglement...
01-26-2009, 01:41 PM
*frees herself from Lairston and then goes to hire a crane*
*operates the crane and hoists Xetal out of her throne and dangles him above the ocean*
*sits down on her throne again*
01-27-2009, 10:46 AM
which has been removed and she ends up on the floor.
So that Lairston can take the throne.
01-27-2009, 11:03 AM
Don't forget to use the air freshener after you finish using the porcelain throne. :P
*Takes the real throne and the crown to become king of the thread once more.*
01-27-2009, 11:49 AM
*had replaced the throne and crown with paper dummies and watched as Jason fell when he tried to sit down on it*
*claims the REAL throne again*
01-27-2009, 03:44 PM
Xetal gets off the hook, falls into the ocean, gets swallowed by a great fish and spat out on the shore, and runs to the throne room where Ellesar faints clean away at the stink of fish-guts. Much Xetal cares, as he sits back on the throne she slithered off when she fainted and summons a flunkey to bring him a well-earned pint of Old Peculier...
01-27-2009, 04:13 PM
*wakes up and douses Xetal in a vat of odor removing cleaner*
*thoroughly sprays down the throne before sitting*
01-27-2009, 10:33 PM
*After Ellesar cleans the throne, Jas snatches it back.*
Thank you for cleaning my throne, fair lady. :)
01-28-2009, 05:44 PM
*snatches it back from Jason*
I didn't :P I cleaned MY throne
01-29-2009, 02:17 PM
Cleaned me, too: get thee behind me, o unclean one!
(these things being relative, of course...)
**Sits on throne and soon has crick in the neck from worrying about being taken literally**
01-30-2009, 04:49 PM
*lurks behind Xetal waiting for her opportunity*
*sees it and snatches the throne away*
01-31-2009, 05:00 PM
**Snatches throne back before Ellesar can sit down on it**
I was expecting you: mine again :D
01-31-2009, 05:33 PM
But you weren't expecting me!
*Pushes Xetal off the throne and sits down.*
I'm the king! :king:
01-31-2009, 05:46 PM
might want to get up soon, Jason :P that's an electric chair you're sitting on :P
*quickly claims the real throne as she starts to press the button that would activate Jason's electric chair*
01-31-2009, 05:55 PM
*Dives out of the chair and tackles Ellesar, knocking her out of the throne and claiming the throne as his own once more.*
Gotcha! I'm the king! :P
01-31-2009, 05:58 PM
didn't you know that it's not polite to knock girls out of chairs? :P
*shoves Jason out of her throne and sits down again*
01-31-2009, 06:02 PM
It is even less polite to push kings off their thrones. :P
*Again pushes Ellesar off the throne and sits down.*
I think I'll stay a while. ;)
01-31-2009, 06:16 PM
And pops in to steal the throne from Jason. HAHA
I'm king again and you're not :P
So it wasn't for a while after all HAHAHAHA
01-31-2009, 06:52 PM
*drops a fake snake on top of Lairston's head*
*reclaims the throne when he gets up*
01-31-2009, 08:01 PM
*Jas's guards come in and take Ellesar to the dungeons.*
I'm the king again! :)
01-31-2009, 08:42 PM
*breaks free from the guards and returns to the throne room to boot Jason off of the throne*
MY THRONE!!! not yours, mine!
01-31-2009, 08:43 PM
Drops a real snake on Ellesar and as she screams and runs for cover, Lairston retakes the throne.
01-31-2009, 08:45 PM
ooo! what kind of snake? :D
*isn't afraid and drags Lairston off of the throne and dumps him into a vat of snakes and spiders*
*sits down again*
02-01-2009, 06:10 AM
*Kindly nudges Ellesar off the throne and into the vat of snakes and spiders with Lairston*
Bye sis! :whistle:
02-01-2009, 06:58 AM
*climbs out of the vat and drops a handful of snakes and spiders onto tigers' lap* :P
02-02-2009, 10:26 AM
Sets a real tiger (hungry, too) onto Ellesar and sits on the throne to watch the carnage as she flees...
02-02-2009, 10:34 AM
*Sets the tiger's mate, who is also hungy, on Xetal, sits on the throne and watches as Xetal runs after Ellesar.*
02-02-2009, 04:51 PM
*sets a tiger trap to safely get away and then releases a million mosquitoes on Jason*
*pulls the throne to safety and sits down*
02-03-2009, 09:52 AM
*emerges from the vat, revels in her power over the tiger ( and snickers that it has suddenly become popular), places mosquito netting on and promptly boots Ellesar from the throne.*
02-03-2009, 12:57 PM
I'm back! And the King! :D
02-03-2009, 01:42 PM
:queen: Thou hast been ousted... :p
02-03-2009, 02:27 PM
Thou likewise: queen to varlette in one quick throne-snatch. :D
02-03-2009, 02:35 PM
Now it is my turn to oust the usurpers to MY throne. :P
I'm the king. :king:
02-07-2009, 01:19 PM
Deals Jason the Ace of Spades - 'Ex-king: my turn now!' o:)
02-10-2009, 10:36 AM
*slips in unnoticed as Xetal is dealing cards and steals the throne* o:)
02-10-2009, 11:17 AM
*Takes the throne away from Tigers, just because he can.*
I told ya I'd do it. :P :king: :lol:
02-10-2009, 11:41 AM
Gives Jason the old Garfield kick of Odie and sits down on the throne.
02-10-2009, 03:19 PM
Throws piece of cheese across the throne room and sits back on the throne when Garfield/Lairston runs over to eat it.
02-10-2009, 05:24 PM
Lairston when he's finished with the cheese returns to the throne and tosses Xetal from it. Then sits back down.
02-10-2009, 06:28 PM
*Jas's guards come in and drag Lairston off to the mines in forced labor.*
No, you're off to the mines. I'll keep my throne where it belongs. :P
02-11-2009, 11:42 AM
*a giant crane plucks Jason up from the throne and places him in the mines with Lairston*
02-11-2009, 11:43 AM
*The crane malfunctions before it can grab Jas, and the resulting explosion knocks Tigers unconscious.*
You can't touch this. :P :lol:
02-11-2009, 11:47 AM
Lairston performs a spell which brings Jason to the mines. "Hello Jason. Bye Jason"
Disappears to the throne room. Seals the room.
02-11-2009, 11:50 AM
*wipes the tear from her eye as she boots Lairston from the throne*
I dub thee court jester! You make me laugh. :P
02-11-2009, 12:12 PM
*Goes through the secret tunnels and returns to the throne room.*
He may be court jester, but you're the royal chef. So get yourself to the kitchen, Tigers. :P
02-11-2009, 01:40 PM
*gives Jason a cake laced with sleeping pills and removes him from the throne*
02-11-2009, 01:51 PM
*Enjoys the nice nap, then returns to reclaim the throne.*
Thanks for keeping the throne warm for me. :D
02-11-2009, 06:33 PM
Casts a new spell. This one makes float up to the ceiling
Reclaims the throne.
02-12-2009, 10:40 AM
*retakes the throne while Lairston is casting his spell on Jason.*
02-12-2009, 10:48 AM
*Throws a rock at Lairston to knock him unconcious and interrupt the spell. When Jason falls, he lands right on top of Tigers, who was sitting on the throne.*
Thanks for cushioning my fall, Tigers. :king:
02-12-2009, 10:51 AM
*sets a tack in the seat and moves somewhere safe* :P
02-12-2009, 02:23 PM
Saves Jason from tack by throwing him off the throne before he can sit down. Removes tack from setting and throws it after Jason. Sits on throne to get his breath back.
02-12-2009, 03:29 PM
*Lands on a cushion on the floor and tack lands on floor.*
I'm the king!
02-12-2009, 06:12 PM
Lairston appears, "I'm the king. You are a usurper."
"And I'm here to reclaim my throne."
02-12-2009, 06:32 PM
:queen: *hugs* and slips onto the throne seat... "Thank you darlings for warming it up for me! You are just too sweet!"
02-15-2009, 05:34 PM
Hugs right back, lifting Cyberwing off the throne and sitting down on it himself.
02-15-2009, 05:55 PM
*sits and pouts* :p
02-15-2009, 06:31 PM
He sits down and pats her on the shoulder. "Its okay."
02-15-2009, 06:59 PM
Better luck next time Lairston. :)
*takes the crown*
02-15-2009, 07:25 PM
:shifty2: :queen: :D
02-16-2009, 09:34 AM
Xetal releases http://smileys.inzenet.org/repository/Animaux/1718ij2.gif While Cyberwing gives it the old http://smileys.inzenet.org/repository/Divers/saut5.gif he reoccupies the throne http://smileys.inzenet.org/repository/Respect/champion1.gif
02-16-2009, 10:03 AM
Only for a short time, as Jason comes in and pushes Xetal from the throne.
02-16-2009, 10:22 AM
*steps on the bug*
umm... excuse me but this seat was already taken... :D :queen: o:)
02-16-2009, 11:07 AM
Yeah. By me. ;)
02-16-2009, 11:10 AM
No, not really.....but nice try. o:) ;D :grin:
02-16-2009, 11:29 AM
:lol: LOL@ Jason and Tigers! Y'all are just too funny! *sits down watching Jason and Tigers argue*
o:) :queen: :p
02-16-2009, 01:33 PM
...and enjoys it so much she doesn't realise Xetal's tipped her off the throne until she's sitting on the floor.
Mine again! http://smileys.inzenet.org/repository/Boissons/C_10CH%7E1.GIF
02-16-2009, 02:36 PM
*snickers at Xetal* That was fun, wanna try? Nudges him gently off and sits down. *hands Xetal a full mug*
02-16-2009, 03:00 PM
King me! :king:
02-16-2009, 03:17 PM
Nah I don't think so.
02-16-2009, 03:20 PM
I've warned you about thinking, Lairston. It is a dangerous thing for you to be doing. Now get out of my throne. :P
02-16-2009, 04:32 PM
*bonks Jason lightly on the head with the scepter* "Thou art KING'd...." :smirk: :p o:)
02-16-2009, 05:03 PM
Takes some asprin and boots Cyberwing off the throne.
02-17-2009, 07:48 AM
:roll: Silly brother.....thrones are for Queens! 8) ;D :grin:
02-17-2009, 03:53 PM
you got that right. thanks for keeping it warm for me :P
*boots tigers off and takes her place on the throne*
02-17-2009, 03:55 PM
Xetal boots Ellesar off the throne and imposes instant banishment on Tigers for impugning the straightness of the king http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/6.gif
02-17-2009, 04:20 PM
:scratch: *wonders why we can't share the throne?* :queen: :lol:
02-17-2009, 07:22 PM
I'm not sure.
02-17-2009, 08:40 PM
Silly Lairston, when will you learn. :P o:) :queen:
02-18-2009, 09:32 AM
Probably the same time you learn. :P ;)
02-18-2009, 09:54 AM
Its mine. :king:
02-18-2009, 09:57 AM
Mine! ;D :whistle: :grin:
02-18-2009, 10:03 AM
Wrong its mine! http://www.beavervalleysoftware.com/smilies/extras/rpg/rpg-rpg-king2-king2.gif
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