QC#1's Quest for Himself, and a Less Confusing Title.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**Standing on the pile of rubble that was once House Sinister the clone god of out of continuity stuff delivers a dramatic and somewhat slurred monologue. Unfortunately the Hawaiian shirt garbed clone doesn't grasp the concept of internal monologue and is speaking out loud.**

And so the quest begins. Where there was only one single clone searching the universe for a neice that he hasn't met there is now- Â*:ermm:

**QC#1 tries to count the three others that stand around him. He soon gives up on this seemingly monumental task and continues his monologue.**

There's now a bunch of us! ;D
There's the very Spock like Ruri who is really smart and suprememly loyal to the handsom George Cloney. :grin:
Then there's Hong Kong. The short beserker with a mysterious past. Every team needs one of those. :rolleyes:
And lastly there's the new guy, who will end up doing all of the heavy lifting on this quest because he is the new guy. :shifty:
Will these brave champions of stuff be able to find a person that they don't know or haven't ever seen before? Or will they give up and just go pig out on salty snack foods? :whaat:

[Ursus]

**The extremely confused Ursus (aka "the new guy") looks at the orange First for several minutes.**

:huh:

**He then leans closer to Ruri and whispers to her.**

Has this person received any head trauma recently that would explain this? :ermm:

[Sinister Duck]

:? Did I miss something? Are we introducing ourselves to someone else? Because I don’t see no one!

Quack!

Well, just in case. :roll:

This is the idiot clone. ::The duck pointed at the idiot clone :whaat::: He kidnapped me thinking I was this Quacko person and erased my memories. He took me from a place I can’t recall because, duh!, he erased my memories.

If you ask me, I would fry his brain. Not that that would accomplish anything, but at least it would be funny. :whaat: Besides, I tried to bite him to death, but rubber beaks are kinda ineffective. :?

So, now that I recently discovered that everytime I say my name, Hong Kong, it appears in Technicolor. Look, Hong Kong, I thought: “Hey, Hong Kong, why don’t you join this team?, they could help you discover your origin! :shocked:” Actually, I doubt it, but at least I would be doing something instead of just quacking threadless.

http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/blink.gif

Is “threadless” even a word? :shocked:

[Gamma]

Something under a pile of rubble causes a disturbance. An object that looks a bit like a skinny torch with an iris at one end and go-faster fins around it peeks through the rubble, swivelling up and about.

WE WERE LIVE. WE WERE ON AIR. WHAT PART OF "QUIET ON THE SET" WAS UNCLEAR?

TYPICAL. I GET MY ONE AND ONLY CHANCE IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND SOMEBODY BLOWS UP THE STUDIO.

[Ursus]

**Ursus stares at Hong Kong for a while before he whispers to Ruri again.**

I'm assuming these two shared a padded cell in whatever insane assylum they just escaped from. :blink:

**The red haired First then turns to face the source of a mechanical voice. He points his pole-arm at the pile of rubble. The stone glows with golden energy and levitates upward. Once whatever was trapped under the debris is freed Ursus uses his power to toss the debris aside. The golden eyed First steps towards the unburried machine and speaks to it, since he senses intelligence within it.**

Who or what are you?

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**Once he can see Gamma the orange clone runs over and hugs the freed Dalek.**

It's Gramma, the bartending pepper grinder! :woot:
Do you have any beer for me, Gramma? :bigsmile:

[Gamma]

Who or what are you?

GREETINGS, HUMANOID.

MY NAME IS GAMMA. I AM --

-- I MEAN, I --

-- I AM SOMEWHAT DISORIENTED. SORRY ABOUT THAT. BEING BLOWN RIGHT OUT OF CONTINUITY INTO SOMEWHERE ELSE CAN DO THAT TO ONE.


It's Gramma, the bartending pepper grinder! :woot:
Do you have any beer for me, Gramma? :bigsmile:

GREETINGS, MY FRIEND.

SORRY, BUT MY COUPLINGS SEEM NOT TO HAVE SURVIVED THE EXPLOSION. BUT I AM SURE I COULD FIND SOME BEER SOMEWHERE IF I LOOKED HARD ENOUGH. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I COULD RAID MY SCRIPTWRITER'S FRIDGE.

[Sinister Duck]

Now, what kind of creature is this? ::The rubber duck stared at Gamma for a moment.:: What’s with this world? Aren’t around this place two creatures that look a little the same? The only two ones that have a little in common are the redheaded and the Spock lady! Only, all of her proportions are wrong… :? Look at those two heads that are sprouting out of her chest… :shocked:

What a bummer, at this rate I will never discover my origin. If only there was a bath tub around here…

[Ruri]

That is sadly normal for the clone and I don't know where he fetched the duck from.

My proportions are within the standard acceptable range for a woman of my age and build.

Looks at Gamma

You are a unique creation aren't you?

[Sinister Duck]

It’s obvious he is! And I bet he feels no pain!

::The rubber duck flew to Gamma and bit it several times.::

Ouch! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/nut.gif

It hurt me but I swear he didn’t feel a thing! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/nut.gif

[Gamma]

You are a unique creation aren't you?

WELL, I CAN'T BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN, BUT I'M FAIRLY SURE THERE USED TO BE SEVERAL BILLION OF ME ABOUT THE PLACE. WE WERE --

-- DALEKS! A DALEK! THAT'S WHAT I AM!

IT'S SO NICE TO BE ABLE TO REMEMBER THINGS.

BUT I WONDER WHERE ALL THE REST OF ME HAVE GONE.


Its obvious he is! And I bet he feels no pain!

::The rubber duck flew to Gamma and bit it several times.::

Ouch! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/nut.gif

It hurt me but I swear he didnt feel a thing! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/nut.gif

THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND OFFER, MISS KONG, BUT I ALREADY HAVE A FASHION ACCESSORY. MY FRIEND MR. CLONE GAVE ME THIS BRACELET I AM WEARING AROUND MY GUN-STICK. ISN'T IT PRETTY?

PSST... MISS KONG... AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE LITTLE SUCTION CUPS ON YOUR FEET SO YOU CAN BE STUCK TO WINDSCREENS OR QUARTER WINDOWS OR WHATEVER?

[Sinister Duck]

:shocked: Wait a minute! What do you mean with miss?????? Im all duck, all male! Just because your metallic body is of dubious sexually nature, doesnt mean you have to drag me into your confusion!

QUACK!

:realmad:

[Gamma]

MY APOLOGIES, MR. KONG. IT WAS THAT "MAIDEN HONG KONG" BIT THAT WAS CONFUSING ME. AND A COUPLE OF OTHER MINOR THINGS.

BUT I AM NOT CONFUSED ANY MORE. NEITHER AM I DUBIOUS. I AM 100% COMPLETELY ABSOLUTELY DALEK.

[Sinister Duck]

Hmmmm Dalek, then? Uh? :? Oh, well, that will do. By any chance, do you know this guy called C3PO? I dont know why, but I have that name stuck in my mind. All along with this:

::The duck flies and leans on. Then assumes the standing position and leans on again.::

Oby Wan Kenoby, help me! ZZZzzzZZZZZZZZzzZz Oby Wan Kenoby, help me!

:shocked:

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone has been staring at the rubble of House Sinister for a while and has come up with an observation which he shares with everyone.**

This place sucks. :doubt:
Let's go somewhere else. :woot:
Are you going to come with us Gramma? :bigsmile:
We're on a quest to find my missing niece, Quacko. :thumbup:
So we're going to go to the first place we should go while looking for her. :cool1:
We're going to... :ermm:

**The clone pauses and hopes someone will be able to suggest where they need to go since he doesn't have a clue.**

[Ruri]

Sighs.

Baka

Beneath Ruri subtitles appear. It says Idiots.

[Gamma]

By any chance, do you know this guy called C3PO?

CAN'T SAY THAT I DO. IS HE ANOTHER RUBBER DUCK?


Are you going to come with us Gramma? :bigsmile:

WELL, IT CERTAINLY BEATS STAYING HERE. I HAVE THIS STRANGE FEELING THAT I HAVE ALREADY MADE ENOUGH ENEMIES IN THIS PARTICULAR CORNER OF THIS PARTICULAR PLANET. ANY TIME YOU'RE READY.

PSST... MISS... WOULD YOU MIND AWFULLY PICKING UP YOUR SUBTITLES AFTER YOU? DALEKS AND ROUGH SURFACES DON'T REALLY MIX.

[Ursus]

We're going to... :ermm:
**Ursus stares at the clone and waits for him to finish the thought. When the orange First remains silent for too long the Dexter sighs in frustration and offers a suggestion.**

Maybe we should start by finding someone that knows something about Quacko. Preferably someone who is not suffering from brain damage.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

Someone without brain damage? Where do we find one of those?! :huh:

**The clone looks around at those standing around him for a few minutes before coming up with an idea.**

I know! :woot:
Maybe there's one of those on Planet M. You know where my family hangs out in danky castles and stuff. :whaat:

**The orange First vanishes as he runs "off panel". In his rush he forgets about the others.**

[Ursus]

Did he just forget us?! :blink:

**Ursus looks around the others before sighing in agrevation once again.**

Don't worry. I think I should be able to follow him. All I need to do is follow the pain in my-

**Between words the First calls upon his golden hued energy and teleports himself and his fellow questers to Planet M (http://forumcorp.com/jsanborn/viewtopic.php?p=4753#4753).**

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**Meanwhile in the darkest reaches of the cosmos the warship known as Bloodlance is on the prowl. Since the ship's master, the Vampyre Lestat, has become imprisoned on Planet M the Bloodlance and its crew have had some free time to hone their formidable combat skills by preying on whatever unfortunate vessel they should happen upon. For the past few days the inhuman crew of the dark ship have been hunting a Saurian warship. The reptilian vessel was damaged in their initial encounter, but the unholy vessel's crew allowed them to limp away from the conflict. They have been hounding the Saurian craft ever since. It has been a sadistic game of "cat and mouse", but now the crew of the Bloodlance craves the kill and they are closing in on the nebula that their Saurian prey is desperately trying to hide within.
On the bridge of the Bloodlance the vampyric crew focuses on finding the other vessel and don't notice the appearance of Qwaring's clone#1, as he walks "on panel (http://forumcorp.com/jsanborn/viewtopic.php?p=15263#15263)", until he speaks.**

Hi valiant crew of the Bloodlamps! I've come here with a message from your captain, Lestat. :grin:

**The clone hands a note to the vampyre that is sitting in the captain's chair. The note is a forgery that the clone made on his way here. The vampyre reads through the entire note before commenting to the clone.**

Vampyre captain: First of all, as a child of the unholy one you can take command of the Bloodlance as long as your father does not object. And second of all, you mispelled Lestat, vampyre, space, are, vacuum cleaner, bagpipe, ship, cool, bubblebath and evil. And third, The great Lestat does not sign his notes "Love the ever so evil, Lestatalitious"

I see. :blink:
So bubblebath only has four K's in it? :scratch:

Vampyr captain: No.

Bah! Whatever. I'm in charge now, so I don't need to know how to spell anything :mad2:

Vampyre captain: Actually "anything" is the only word you spelled right.

You're demoted to lounge singer. Now go report to the lounge at once. :razz:

**The vampyre mutters several ancient curses as he walks off of the bridge. The orange clone hops into the captains chair and takes command of the Bloodlance.**

Evast Yee scurvy type people, let's go rope some doggies out on the range and foxtrot tangy some things. :captain:

Undead crew: :huh:

Just take us to that planet I just came from. :grin:

Helm zombie: Which planet would that be?

I don't know. That one with the cabin and that lady. :whaat:

Helm zombie: :ermm:

Gah! Get out of the way! I'll drive! :mad2:

**The clone leaps out of the captain's chair, rushes over to the pilot's station and pushes the zombie out of his way. He then begins pressing buttons and flipping switches on the control panel. Soon the sleak vessel is flying through space on a course set by the clone. Eventually they arrive at a red planet (http://forumcorp.com/jsanborn/viewtopic.php?p=15297#15297) in a distant corner of the sigilverse.**

[Qwaring's clone#1]

((Is it okay if I wait for some posts to be made of Starron before we arrive? Or should we hurry over there?))

**The Bloodlance departs from Planet M (http://forumcorp.com/jsanborn/viewtopic.php?p=15318#15318) with one additional passenger, Baron Banter. Banter, the clone and some undead crew members are on the bridge, which seems slighly different than it was a few minutes ago. The pilots chair, that the clone sits in, is now a beanbag shair. There are fuzzy dice hanging over the helm console. And a mirrored disco ball descends out of a compartment in the ceiling. Even the exterior of the Bloodlance is experiencing changes, as painted flames appears on the sides of the otherwise dark warship.
Seemingly unaware of the alterations the clone looks away from his haphazard piloting and looks at Banter.**

So, BeeBee, how's things with you? :grin:

[Lairston]

Banter sat there in some sort of contraption filled with air that was supposedly a chair. He suddenly notices he's holding a martini and he looks at the clone.

Things haven't been too great with my daughter being kidnapped. Mom disappearing... Its crap. Like is a bit of a disaster right now.

((We can wait.))

[Qwaring's clone#1]

Mom's missing? Hmmm, could that mean a new quest? :thinking:
Aaw, cheer up, BeeBee. We could always stop by the Bloodlamps lounge and heckle the guy that I demoted to lounge singer. And then afterwards we could go cow tipping. :biggrin:

**The clone takes a glance at the main veiw screen in order to catch a glimpse of the asteroid feild that they're flying through before he turns around to look at Banter again.**

Or we can always use the Bloodlamps' guns to blow stuff up. That always makes me happy. :thumbup:

**Several asteroids bouce off of the hull of the ship as they continue flying at full speed while the clone is paying attention to Banter.**

[Lairston]

Banter grew worried as the astroids bounced off the ship. They were causing damage to the hull.

Um... I think we should play a little game. Try and avoid the astroids so they don't hit the ship. Do you think you can do that? If you do, you'll win a peanut butter pie. Remember how much you love those?

[Qwaring's clone#1]

Ooh, that sounds great! :woot:

**The clone pulls back on a control stick that pops out of the control panel, that seems to also be changing like the rest of the ship, which pulls up the ship and sends them rocketing upward. Within a matter of moments the vessel is out of the asteroid belt. As the clone turns to face his brother once again the image of the blackhole, that they're flying towards, appears on the main veiw screen.**

So where's my pie. :cool1:

[Lairston]

Banter looks at the viewscreen. He thinks crud. He think about what he can do for a second. He doesn't give him the pie, he won't believe him. He does, he'll take time and eat it... He tries to think... The pie appears in his hand.

Here you go but before you eat, you need to win a beverage to go with it. You have to avoid that black hole ahead and the astroid belt below. Do that and you win this beveridge.

[Gamma]

(( BACK SEAT DRIVERS... ))

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone grabs a steering wheel, which the control panel has just created, and spins it. The Bloodlance is sent tumbling away from both the blackhole and the asteroids. It is sent spinning out into uncharted space. With his task done the clone turns around once again.**

These are great games, BeeBee. :thumbup:
I don't know why you haven't travelled with me before. :whaat:
But I do know that you'll be travelling with me a lot more from now on. :woot:

[Lairston]

Banter hands the clone the beverage and watches as the ship tumbles into the unknown. He swallows.

You could be right there.

He has to think of some way to get them on track and find Quaxo. Banter sips the martini that appeared a while ago and leans back int the strange air "chair" thing. Suddenly it dawns on him what to say.

I'm glad you like the games. The next objective is to get to Quaxo without getting anyone killed or the ship destroyed. You do that... and... you win a swimming pool filled with Beer.

Banter looks at his watch.

Oh and there's a time limit. As time progresses, someone is taking a spoonful of beer out of the pool so the longer it takes to get there, the less beer you'll have.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone thinks over the ever expanding list of rules for this game.**

Jeeze, this is a tough game. Maybe we should just play Candyland or something. :scratch:

**QC#1 leaves the pilot's seat and the extremely jumbled control panel in order to search for a Candyland game set. The Bloodlance's tumble through space eventually brings them to the planet that the clone has been seeking, Starron. The warship spins uncontrolably towards the lifeless planet. Soon the entire hull rumbles as they begin to fall into the planet's atmosphere. The vessel falls towards a cabin (http://forumcorp.com/jsanborn/viewtopic.php?p=15461#15461) located within a pocket of wilderness on the planet bellow.**

[Lairston]

Banter watches him leave and thinks well that didn't work.

Crap.

He looks out the viewscreen at Starron.

Crap.

Ashah Baroque

A barrier forms around the cabin to avoid it being destroyed.

Crud crud, crud.., I knew I should have learned how to fly a ship.

He grabs what has been acting as the steering wheel and tries to level it out.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**From Isabel's cabin (http://forumcorp.com/jsanborn/viewtopic.php?p=18472#18472) QC#1 tries to lead his fellow questers into the Bloodlance. The once dark and foreboding warship now looks bright, cheerful and almost hard to look at. It is now bright orange with flames painted on the sides and "Cloney Rules" written on the front. Even though it does not need them the ship has monster-truck sized tires on it.
Inside of the ship the undead crew is slowly being driven insane by the ship that is changing itself to fit the personality of its new captain. The brightly colored interior and mind bending architecture is testing the limits of the vampyre psyche.
ANd for some reason there is a cow wandering aimlessly through the halls of the vessel.**

[Gamma]

Then. Back at Starron:


**The clone angrily replies to the Dalek.**

Or maybe you can yell at him and hurt his feelings. You seem to be real good at that. :mad2:

THANK YOU. I DO MY BEST. GOOD TO SEE THAT IT WORKED: YELLING AT THE RED CLOAK AND HURTING ITS FEELINGS MUST HAVE BEEN WHAT CAUSED IT TO LET YOU GO.

Now. On the "Bloodlance":

Gamma appeared on the ship with what looked a lot like a pair of picnic baskets hanging off its gun-stick and sucker-stick.

INTERESTING DCOR. ONE WOULD THINK THAT THE CREW OF A SHIP LIKE THIS WOULD BE BOGANS, NOT VAMPYRES.

[Ruri]

:shock: :|

Never let an idiot decorate a ship.

Please tell me there is a decent computer on this thing. And are those vampires? They aren't hungry are they?

[Qwaring's clone#1]

THANK YOU. I DO MY BEST. GOOD TO SEE THAT IT WORKED: YELLING AT THE RED CLOAK AND HURTING ITS FEELINGS MUST HAVE BEEN WHAT CAUSED IT TO LET YOU GO.
Oh, I see you care more about the feelings of the cloak than you do about my feelings. :cry:
Gramma, aka new new guy, go put that food into storage. :mad2:


And are those vampires? They aren't hungry are they?
And new new guy, go make the vampyres something to eat. :mad2:

**The clone then notice that the vampyres on the bridge are looking at Ruri with hungry eyes. He whispers to Ruri.**

Ooooh, it looks like you have some secret admirers. I guess we should change the name of the ship to the "Lovelamps". :redface:

[Ruri]

Just because I have a skin tone close to theirs does not mean I want them chasing me around.

[Gamma]

Oh, I see you care more about the feelings of the cloak than you do about my feelings. :cry:

YOUR GRATITUDE FOR BEING RESCUED IS NOTED.


Gramma, aka new new guy, go put that food into storage. :mad2:

Gamma dropped the picnic baskets on the floor.

IT'S ALREADY IN STORAGE.


And new new guy, go make the vampyres something to eat. :mad2:

Gamma glided over to the vampyres.

I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO MAKE YOU INTO SOMETHING TO EAT.

It raised its gun-stick and pointed it at the nearest vampyre.

WHICH OF YOU WANTS TO BE THE HORS-D'OEUVRES?

[Lady Red]

Lady Red looks around the ship at the undead.

Say um... who's ship is this anyway?

[Qwaring's clone#1]

Just because I have a skin tone close to theirs does not mean I want them chasing me around.
Hmmm, good point Ruri. After we find Chaz let's all go to the beach and get tans. :thumbup:
But first we should go find a way to find Chaz. I'd suggest another kidnapping but then we'd have to lose Ruri and I missed her too much the last time. :cry:
If only we had some magic way of finding people. You know like a magic thingie. :scratch:


Say um... who's ship is this anyway?
This is my daddy's ship. It's called the Bloodlamps. :grin:
I'm "borrowing" it. :shifty:
In my family they don't mind if I "borrow" stuff. In fact one time I- :blink:

*Gasp* :newshock:

That's it! :woot:
We can use that magic book that I "borrowed" from BeeBee to find Chaz! :excited:
And I know just the place to find half of it. :grin:

**The clone jumps into the pilot's beanbag chair and begins pressing buttons and flipping switches on the cluttered and very confusing control panel. Soon the bright orange ship blasts off from the surface of Starron and is sent hurtling through space.**

We've got to find my grandson, Mill. :cool1:

[Sinister Duck]

::The Sinister Duck a.k.a. the Mighty Meteoro, flapped his wings and landed on Qwaring’s Clone #1’s shoulder. The duck had been incredibly silent ever since he tried to make the Seer lose balance. Thing was, the only one who did lose balance was the duck himself. http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/newhypnotised.gif He should have known he wouldn’t be that good at being a hero, so, he decided to try a new approach.::

Mr. Idiot. I’m sorry if I interrupt your glorious monologue. You seem to be enjoying it a lot, but I still have to give you some pretty bad news.

I turned to the dark side. :twisted:

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone turns away from his piloting duties in order to speak to Hong Kong.**

The dark side? :huh:
Hmmmm. :scratch:
That sounds cool! My dad lives there! :woot:

**Since he isn't paying attention QC#1 doesn't realize that they are flying towards the planet Eden at full speed. The vampyres on the bridge stop staring at Ruri and Lady Red with hungry eyes and rush to their stations in order to activate the emergency landing systems and hope that's enough to save them from crashing into Eden (http://forumcorp.com/jsanborn/viewtopic.php?p=19545#19545).**

[Sinister Duck]

((Hey, Q, you might like to edit this link. *It leads to the old forum. *;) ))

[Jason Sanborn]

((Consider using [gotopost] instead of [url]. It works better, IMO. You only need the post number, not the entire URL. :whaat:))

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**Taking off from the planet Eden QC#1 pilots the bright orange Bloodlance out into the vast reaches of space. The clone sits in the pilot's beanbag chair and pulls various levers on the cluttered control panel, which somehow directs the ship. The bridge seems to have changed since they were on the planet. It now ressembles a carnaval fun house. Almost all of the workstations have been replaced by funhouse mirrors or carnaval games. The only other active console on the bridge, besides the helm console, is a computer terminal for Ruri.
While piloting the ship in a random direction the clone turns to face his fellow questers.**

So, gang, where to now? We need to find someplace to cast magic spells without being bothered by people. Any ideas?

[Gamma]

ARE WE THERE YET?

[Sinister Duck]

Any ideas?

We could dump the talking bucket on empty space.

:|

Hey, you asked!

:evil:

[Ruri]

Wouldn't here work? Granted I'd rather be in a ship that doesn't look like it was drempt up by someone who had way too much to drink but there should be at least one room we can use.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

Yeah, I suppose we could use the Bloodlamps. :scratch:
Okay, everyone follow me. :woot:

**The clone jumps up from the pilots seat and runs off of the bridge. After wandering through the halls, which were shaped with the drunken clones impaired depth perception in mind, for a few minutes he arrives at the lounge. The lounge looks like any that one would find in a crummy Las Vegas hotel, right down to the vampiric lounge singer. The clone runs by the bar to pick up a martini before settling down at a table in the center of the room. QC#1 sits down at the table and begins sipping his drink, reading through the magic pages and heckling the lounge singers rendition of "Feelings". After a few moments the clone has arranged the pages onto the table into an order that only his mind might be able to comprehend.**

Okay, I've put a cool spell together that will let us find Chaz. So could everyone gather around the table and hold hands while I read the spell. :cool1:

**The clone waits for everyone to comply.**

[Sinister Duck]

::The Sinister Duck flew to the table and sat right next to the clone.::

I came here with you, but in protest I won’t participate! *:evil: *You asked us to join hands, but I don’t have any hand, just these gorgeous rubber wings. *

You’re discriminating me! *:shocked:

[Gamma]

Gamma extended its sucker-stick in the Sinister Duck's general direction. If it happened to accidentally (of course) attach itself to the Duck's beak instead of its wing, then, oh dear, how sad, accidents do happen, don't they.

[Sinister Duck]

QUAAAAAAAACK!!!!! *:shocked:

::As the Sinister Duck kept protesting against the clone, Gamma’s sucker stick accidentally attached itself to the duck’s beak, making the rubber toy bounce over the table several times.::

QUAAAAAAAACK!!!!! *:realmad:

::Over and over, the Sinister Duck kept bouncing until even his dark glasses had fallen off its face.::

QUAAAAAAAACK!!!!! *http://eteamz.com/sites/kulit/images/newhypnotised.gif

[Gamma]

DARN. IT DIDN'T WORK. I CAN STILL HEAR HIM.

:oops: *OH. DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? * :oops:

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone takes hold of the rubber ducks wing and holds his hand out to Ruri so she can complete their circle and he can begin the spell.**

[Ursus]

**Realizing that following the clone is leading him further away from the information that he seeks Ursus decides to turn away from the path that QC#1 will take and investigate where he's come from. The Dexter god silently leaves the lounge and teleports off of the warship.**

[Ruri]

Looks at the Delek and the Duck's antics and mutters her signiture line

Baka.

Lets get this over with.

Takes the clone's hand and holds her free hand out for Lady Red to grab.

[Sinister Duck]

::With his head still going in circles, the Sinister Duck couldn’t complain about getting dragged into the mystical circle. His all-newly acquired evil nature would have made him protest or make an antagonistic stand, but he was too dizzy to even think about it. :whaat:::

Quack! :greensick:

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**With his circle close enough to being completed the clone begins reading from the magical pages.**

Hocus Pokus abra cadabra hoola hoop. Red blazers candle stick marshmellow. Cluck Cluck meow. Onsensenay. Upidstay agicmay ordway. Hotdog with fries and a drink for $1.99- :blink:
Uhm, oops. I think I read that last part from the menu that I got mixed in with the magic pages. :rolleyes:

**The clone shuffles through the pages before reading some more.**

By the sacred teeth of Ssfsphf'rsphffths'thphfff. And the worn out pants of Lee. And some other junk that's written in latin, like anyone can read that. By the power of Jack Daniels and the brilliance of the light over my kitchen sink. May the wise spirits of the other places open the doors and- :scratch:
Hmm, it looks like someone spilled some martini on this page and smeered the rest of the words. :mad2:

**The clone glares at everyone, who he blames for the smeared page, before taking a sip from his martini.**

Oh well. :whaat: *
knfkdjneqr jkns asd sndsjw weio. Sjwe anfgv qwq. And Cloney is cool. :cool1:

**The orange First hopes no one notices that he wrote the last part in.**

There, that's the spell. :grin:
Now where's Chaz? :ermm:

**Some pale mist begins to rise from the mystical pages on the table. This unatural fog rises and is inhaled by those around the table, in Gamma's case it's ethereal form passes through his mechanical shell and is breathed in by the life form inside. As the clone breaths in the mist he begins to feel drousy.**

Whoa, what's up with the smoke. Are my pants on fire again? :hypnotized:

**The clone then passes out into a magically induced sleep. His face slams down onto the page covered table and soon drool is flowing onto the magical pages.**

:sleep:

[Ruri]

Ruri kept growing more nervous as the rambling went on. She was sure this was going to end badly. And as the tired feeling was sending her to sleep, Ruri could only get one word out.

Baka.

[Gamma]

Unfortunately for Gamma, it was concentrating too heavily on trying to keep the Sinister Duck quiet to notice that its atmospheric integrity was being compromised. By the time it had the presence of mind to activate its atmospheric filters, it was too late.

:sleep: * ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ * *:sleep:

[Sinister Duck]

::When the Sinister Duck noticed the Orange Idiot fell asleep, then that Ruri fell asleep as well and that Gamma was also sleeping, he decided to make his final stand.::

:twisted: *They are all mine for torturing and maiming and twisting and doing all kind of :censored: on them! *:twisted:

QUA-HAHAHAHAHAZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sleep/schla03.gif

[Qwaring's clone#1]

anchor**The mist that has effected the entire group also binds their minds together. Through this mystical link they are bound to one another as their psyche's travel to the Realm of Nightmares.**

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**As soon as the minds pass through an unseen vortex (http://www.cbreview.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=64838#64838) they are pulled into the appropriate bodies. Within seconds QC#1's body wakes up and jumps out of his chair. The chair falls back and the clatter echos through the silent lounge of the Bloodlance.**

Whazzis hanphunoffafoff?!?! :blink:

**He's really not much of a conversationalist without his morning cup of coffee.**

[Ruri]

Ruri looks up

This is why I stick to machines. Their rules are not defined by idiots.

Pulls up a check on ship's status

[Gamma]

WHY THANK YOU, MISS RURI. THAT IS THE NICEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SAID ABOUT ME.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**When he hears Ruri's voice the clone instantly comes to his senses and begins to laugh like an idiot. Once his maniacle chuckle subsides the ranting begins.**

I did it! :excited:
I could feel that you were leaving, my sweet, sweet Ruri. So I tricked that orange dope into switching clothes with me so I could pretend to be him. You see, he told me he was your best friend. And it worked, I got to go with you. It was worth wearing that, ick- :eww:

**The orange man looks down at his shirt before unknowingly "retconning" it into his usual white t-shirt and leather jacket.**

-that ugly shirt. I can take any pain as long as I get to stay with you, my wittle Ruri-Wuwi-Bear-Bubbles. :wub:

**The clone takes Ruri's hand into his own hungry grasp.**

[Ruri]

:| *:| *:| *:shock: *:eek: *:shocked:

And this only further proves why I hate magic. Baka. Eichi. Let go.

(Eichi means pervert)

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The orange First wraps his arms around Ruri and pulls her close for a suffocating hug. He rests cheek to cheek with Ruri as he continues to talk.**

Eichi? Oh, baby-doll, that is such a cute pet name for me! :grin:
What's it mean? :huh:
I can't wait to explore this new world of yours, by your side. :woot:
Oh, it will be so much fun, my lil' shnooky-wookums. :wub:

[Ruri]

Help....please.

Before I can access hammerspace.

Get it off me.

(Hammerspace-the realm where anime/manga females summon forth mallets to smite annoying or pervy problems with)

[Gamma]

(( You've heard of hammerspace, now witness plungerspace. ))

It somehow percolates into Gamma's consciousness that Mr. Clone is not behaving as he normally does. Indeed, Mr. Clone seems to have accidentally become attached to Miss Ruri. Gamma does not understand how that could have happened, but suspects electromagnetism as a possible cause.

PLEASE DO NOT PANIC, MR. CLONE. I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS AWFUL PREDICAMENT.

And Gamma extends its sucker-stick towards one of Mr. Clone's cheeks, seeking to attach said implement to said bodily part and rescue both of its friends from such a compromising position.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**As the Dalek painfully pulls on the clone's face he releases Ruri from his over affectionate hold and stumbles in the direction he is being directed. He immediately whines his objections.**

Oow, my face! Leggo my face! :blink:
I don't go in for this sort of thing! :frown:
Ruri, get your vacuum cleaner off of me! :cry:

[Ruri]

Slinks away from the faux clone.

I think its safer for all of us this way. Crew, we may have to forgo finding our original target and find the real clone. This copy cannot be allowed to run loose.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

Slinks away from the faux clone.

I think its safer for all of us this way. Crew, we may have to forgo finding our original target and find the real clone. This copy cannot be allowed to run loose.
**The clone responds to Ruri while trying to pry the sucker stick off of his face.**

You're right, Ruri-snookum-dumpling, I can't run loose. :wub:
So you have to tie me down, yep. Bring out that old ball and chain. And while we're at it, you might as well marry me. :grin:
And by the way, I'm not a copy. I'm always original, so don't have a cow, man. :doubt:

**The nightmarish clone then returns to trying to pull the Dalek's limb off of his face.**

[Gamma]

Starts playing "The Blue Danube" through its loudspeaker as it and the Clone perform an impromptu waltz.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**As the clone and Dalek dance around the lounge a vampire officer enters and approaches Ruri. After one glance around the room the undead commander has decided that his words would be wasted on anyone but Ruri.**

Commander: It is good to see all of you awake again. It was difficult coming up with new reasons for the crew to not feed on your slumbering bodies. Do we have a destination in mind or should we continue to fly the Bloodlance in circles like the orange one instructed?

**By this time the clone has become frustrated with the suckerstick on his face and decides to fight back. He reaches out and tries to grab Gamma's eye stalks and pull on them.**

Leggo my face! Leggo my face! Leggo my face!!! :realmad:

[Gamma]

Doesn't realise that it is causing Mr. Clone any distress as Mr. Clone is actually clutching its sucker tightly, so that Gamma could not let go of him however much it wanted to - at least, not without damaging Mr. Clone, which doesn't feature in Gamma's plans as a feasible option. If Mr. Clone really wanted Gamma to let go, he would be pushing the sucker away, not clutching it to his face.

Finishes playing "The Blue Danube" and starts playing the incidental music from the moving ashtrays scene in the film "Malcolm". However long Mr. Clone can put up with this most annoyingly catchy accordion sounding piece is anybody's guess.

[Sinister Duck]

Suddenly, a rubber flower toy falls from nowhere between this unusual crowd. *Bouncing a couple of times on the floor, the toy turns into… *another toy! *This time the extremely annoying… *Sinister Duck!

Opening his eyes behind his big dark glasses, he stared at Ruri, the Idiot Clone and Gamma.

“Whaaaat? *:?â€

[Gamma]

GREETINGS, MR. KONG.

THAT WAS A GOOD IMPRESSION OF AN AUTON (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A1090126) YOU JUST DID. THE NESTENE CONSCIOUSNESS WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The orange clone leaps back in terror at the sudden appearance of a talking rubber duck. The Dalek's sucker stick is easily removed in the clone's fearful state.**

Wh- what the heck is that?! :newshock:

**The clone hides behind Ruri.**

Don't let that thing get me, my honey-berry-buttercup. :wub:

:shocked:

[Ruri]

(I'll change local if this doesn't work.)

Set course for the Misntry of Information, commander.

Ruri almost scowls as the faux clone gets loose and starts cowering behind her.

Hong Kong, I see the stupdity induced coma has worn off. I need your help for a time. The idiot clone has been replaced by this deranged double behind me. Its a dangerous task but I beleive your other identity can keep it from causing too much harm while we search for answers.

[Sinister Duck]

“An ‘Auton’? *‘Stupidity induced coma’ *:? *Gee! *You really know how to greet a rubber duck. *:snotty:â€

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The vampire commander gave Ruri a polit bow.**

Commander: I will set a course at once, competent-one.

**The vampire leaves the lounge and makes his way to the bridge where the undead crew begins their journey.**

**Meanwhile the clone has an extreme reaction to the duck landing on his shoulder. His arms flail around wildly, he runs around the lounge and screams the high pitched scream of a terrified child.**

Aaaeeeeey! Eeeeeeey! Aiyaaaaaagh!! Eeeeeeeeek!! Aaaaaaaieh!! :newshock:

[Ruri]

Ruri looks at Gamma.

Should I be worried that this causes me amusement? I think it may well cause me to laugh.

[Sinister Duck]

“I think I broke the clone :?â€

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone pushes the rubber duck off of him and runs behind Ruri for protection.**

Ruri-dumpling, you've got to protect me from that- that- thing! :shocked:
Remember how I protected you from that grizzly bear when we went on that romantic camping trip. :bigsmile:

**The nightmare version of QC#1 recalls that event that happened only in the Realm of Nightmares as part of this creatures "backstory". Unfortunately the nightmare being is within the body of the god of out of continuity and this false memory is unknowingly "retconned" into an actual event. Now those present will remember that, yeah, the clone and Ruri did have a romantic camping trip and he did rescue her from a grizzly bear. Although this will not effect the thoughts and opinions of anyone, it is just some new history that has been edited into reality almost as an afterthought.**

Well, now it's your turn to beat up the scary thing, my little warrior princess. :woot:

[Ruri]

That never-but-
:|
:|
:|
Oh, no.

His powers too. I guess I should be thankful its only that.

Hong Kong, stop chasing the clone.

Looks at the faux clone

You stop thinking about us or I'll send my attack duck after you again.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

St- stop thinking about us. * :twitch:
But, Ruri-dolly-dubbly-bubble, that's all I can think of. * :bawl:
Like that time we swam with the sharks and later had the sharks walk with us on land. Boy, weren't they suprised about that. *:biggrin: *
Or that time I taught you how to square dance. :dance: *
Or that time we drove out to the country to buy houses really cheap, fix them up and sell them to celebrities at a mind bending mark-up. And then we burried all of the money we made in my backyard. :shifty: *
Or our romantic trip to the glue factory and the entire month afterward that we held hands, because they were stuck together. :grin: *
Or last years costume party where I dressed up as you and you dressed up as me. :cool1: *
Or when I made waffles for you and then we had that romantic trip to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped. :bigsmile: *
Come on, my lil' huggy blossom, you can't expect me to not think about all of that. :cry:

[Ruri]

To say Ruri's brain was more computer-like then most peoples is accurate. Now, that computer was being assulted with a virus that was adding conflicting memories. Days and times were having two events happen at once. Most people wouldn't think about it enough to realize this but Ruri did. What happens as a result is as follows....

Ruri massages her temples.

Grips her head.

Screams in pain.

And promptly faints.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

See what happens when you stop thinking about the good times, it makes your pretty head hurt. Just think about what will happen to my handsome brain. :blink:

[Sinister Duck]

“:?â€

[Marvin]

In the vastness of space, a few feet away from the Bloodlance, a robot with a brain the size of a planet floated about.

Typical. They didn't even notice that they lost me.

[Gamma]

Rolls up to the Sinister Duck carrying a bucket.

HERE YOU ARE. ELEVEN SECRET HERBS AND SPICES. JUST WHAT THE COLONEL ORDERED.

Looks out a convenient porthole to see an object floating alongside.

AMAZING WHAT YOU SEE MASQUERADING AS SPACE JUNK THESE DAYS.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone begins to laugh at the frightened rubber duck, which isn't as scary as he runs away from the orange First's idiocy.**

Hah hah! Who's the scary freaky thing now?! Hah haa ha ha ha ha! :sinister:

**When Gamma comments on something outside of the porthole the clone takes a look.**

Hey, it's a Jack in the Box. Let's get some burgers. And maybe some fries. And some burgers. :woot:

**Eager for some fast food the clone instinctively reaches "off panel" and into the "panel" that Marvin is adrift in. He pulls the robot into his "panel" and into the Bloodlance's lounge, where everyone else is.**

I don't think this is a Jack in the Box. :huh:

**The clone puts Marvin down beside Gamma.**

There, let's keep the appliances together. :grin:

[Sinister Duck]

“You better keep that secret recipe away from me, or you’ll have to face my alter ego!â€

[Marvin]

Marvin looks at Gamma, then at Qwaring's Clone #1.

I have a brain the size of a planet and I get treated like a common household item.

The robot barely felt the Sinister Duck's wing on his huge head. He just looks at the duck with his green eyes glowing.

Of all the ships in space, I had to be picked up by this lot. My life just got even more depressing.

[Gamma]

I AM TRYING TO ASCERTAIN WHETHER I SHOULD BE INSULTED BY THAT REMARK.

GREETINGS, MR. JACK. OR IS IT MR. BOX? OR MR. INTHEBOX? NAMES CAN BE SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The Bloodlance at last reaches Elysian' space. It's darkmatter engines deaccelerate and the hull's heat sheilds activate in preperation for it's descent towards the Planet's surface and the Citedel of the Elysian council of Intelligence. The vampire commander enters the lounge to share their progress with Ruri, aka the competant one, he quickly realizes that Ruri is in no condition for such a report as he stares down at the unconscious woman.**

Vampire Commander: Back in my day fainting spells would be blamed on an imbalance in the humours. Perhaps a good old fashion blood letting is what this girl needs. :sinister:

**The undead officer is soon pushed aside, before he can follow through with his suggestion, by the orange clone. The nightmarish version of QC#1 kneels down beside Ruri.**

Get away from her Dracula! :mad2:
Ruri doesn't have any humor, so that's not the problem, you bat-brain. :rolleyes:
No, the only thing that can help her is a little CPR. :grin:
That's right, just some Clone's Puckered RLips. :wub:

**The clone puckers his lips, leans down and attempts to revive Ruri with a kiss.**

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**Angry about getting pushed around, but unable to do anything about it, and still a little thirsty the vampire instead decides to calm his nerves with a beverage from the lounge's drink dispenser. He picks up a paper cup and holds it under Marvin's head.**

Vampire commander: Dispenser, give me some O negative at living body temperature.

**The vampire then waits for what he believes is the blood dispencing machine to fill the cup with delicious plasma. The vampire also glances at Gamma and wonders if he should see what flavors this frozen yogurt machine has in stock today.**

[Ruri]

No, the only thing that can help her is a little CPR. :grin:
That's right, just some Clone's Puckered RLips. :wub:

**The clone puckers his lips, leans down and attempts to revive Ruri with a kiss.**

Thankfully, it is at this moment that Ruri begins to stir. It was probably due to the clone's bad breath or devine intervention. *:dunno: As her eyes open, Ruri is sure she's having another nightmare. Her response is one she might not do normally, she screams

Back off!!!!

[Marvin]

GREETINGS, MR. JACK. OR IS IT MR. BOX? OR MR. INTHEBOX? NAMES CAN BE SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES.

A dalek. Woe is us.

I go by "Marvin". But call me anything you want. It doesn't matter.

Marvin sighs.


Vampire commander: Dispenser, give me some O negative at living body temperature.

As advance my technology is, I do not come equipped with blood. Yes, add that up to the things I can't do. That's all everyone takes note of.


Back off!!!!

I don't think she likes me.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

Back off!!!!
**The orange clone turns away from his attempted kiss in order to yell at the others.**

Yeah, back off guys! :mad2:
We need our privacy. :wub:

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The vampire commander crumples up the paper cup and throws at Marvin out of frustration.**

Vampire Commander: Gah! Nothing works in this insane lounge! In fact, why do we even have a lounge!? No one uses it!

**The undead officer begins to storm out of the pointless room, but pauses as he feels the deck beneath his feet jolt from the ship docking to something. A quick glance at a near by control panel reveals that they have arrived at their destination, which he gruffly announces to Ruri.**

Vampire Commander: ]We have landed in the office of the Elysian Council of Intelligence. Should I contact him and let him know to expect a delivery of stupid?

[Ruri]

Ruri quickly realizes where she is and that thinking about what happened causes a headache again so she quickly regains her :| composure.

Any other man chasing me would be better then this.

Yes, commander, please let them know we've arrived.

Gamma, Marvin, guard this fake clone please. Keep him from causing trouble and from angering anyone.

[Sinister Duck]

“Fake clone… *hehe!â€

[Ruri]

Scooting away from the nightmarish QC#1, Ruri got up, dusted herself off and looked at the duck

We keep you around, Hong Kong.

Now, lets get inside.

Heads to the Clockwork Citidal

[Sinister Duck]

“:shocked: *I sense some hostility in your words, Ruri.â€

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**Once Ruri and the Sinister duck are gone the clone turns towards Gamma and Marvin and begins to talk excitedly to them.**

Now that it's just us guys around- :bigsmile:

**Gives a confused glance towards Marvin.**

-and whatever you are- :ermm:
-we can talk freely. :shifty:
So, isn't Ruri the best. She's just so cute and cuddly. And no one is hotter when they get mad and stuff. :woot:
Plus she know's all kinds of big words, like personal-space, respect, boundaries and restraint. I mean, who knows what those are. :rolleyes:
Yep, that Ruri sure is a pistol. :grin:
I'm going to marry that one, or my name isn't George L. Cloney. The extra L is for the extra love I feel for my Ruri-bear. :wub:

**The clone then reaches "off panel" and picks up a chainsaw, which he waves in front of the Dalek and android.**

But if either of you two makes a move on my girl I'll stick this sawey thing into your tail pipe! :flamingmad:
Okay? :biggrin:

[Qwaring]

**From the Citadel that the Bloodlance is docked to a small device skitters across the ship's hull on insect like legs. The black metallic gadget silently walks across the vessel until it finds just the right spot to squat down and attach itself to the warship. This small machine contacts the Bloodlance's computer and using Qwaring's authorization orders the ship to not detect its presence. The device then creates a an unseen and nearly undetectable force field around the ship. This energy field acts to distort how the clone's energy signature is precieved by those outside of the ship, so the orange First is detected as Qwaring. Those tracking the god of gadgets would believe that he's on the Bloodlance. The force field surrounding the ship also creates a proximity based universal energy pressure area within the ship. This pressure area has no obvious effects until a being with the universal energy levels of a First tries to move away from the field, then they'll feel pressure in their energy matrix that will cause a great deal of discomfort, pain and loss of power. As long as the First does not try to leave the ship they're fine, but should they attempt to walk off, teleport, teleportal or otherwise escape they will feel the effects of Qwaring's trap.**

[Gamma]

**The clone then reaches "off panel" and picks up a chainsaw, which he waves in front of the Dalek and android.**

But if either of you two makes a move on my girl I'll stick this sawey thing into your tail pipe! :flamingmad:
Okay? :biggrin:

PARDON ME, MR. CLONE, BUT THIS TRAVEL MACHINE IS NOT POWERED BY INTERNAL COMBUSTION AND FOR THAT AND OTHER REASONS DOES NOT REQUIRE A TAILPIPE.

NOW I AM SURE MR. ANYTHINGYOUWANTITDOESNTMATTER AND I CAN TRUST YOU NOT TO MISBEHAVE WHILE WE ARE GONE. DO NOT WORRY, WE WILL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

Glides down the ramp and into the Clockwork Citadel and the scene its scriptwriter has already written (not having read all the threads before posting), pausing only to exterminate an unnecessary "E" in the sign proclaiming the citadel's existence and replacing it with an "A"-shaped scorchmark in the wall.

[Ruri]

After her breif and enlightening visit, Ruri headed to the bridge to inform the helmsman where to set course to, check the food levels, and make sure the fake clone hadn't done anything too horrible. Beyond that, she headed to find her quarters on this ship. After a search, she throws out most of the decor of one room, sets the door lock, and settles down to update herself on current events and play that strange little letter fighter game she likes so much.

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

As Ruri walks down the hall way a door near her begins to jerk and rattle violently.after a moment the door fly's open and a man falls out,said man gets up and dust him self off,"Damn mini Juno stuff me in there and lock the door."said man notices Ruri."Ah there you are Ruri i'd like the soup of the day and a glass of water if you please."

[Ruri]

After relaxing a bit, Ruri had gone to get some ramen or what could pass for it when this strange man appeared.

I am not a waitress. At least not any more. There is a kitchen two halls over. Section 13. Just don't let the staff bite. Or some of the things they have as food. If you know the midget, I'm sorry for you.

Continues along her way

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

"How rude,i'm complaining to the owner of this restaurant."Xesil walks off to find the owner.Xesil find Mr.Cloney in another room with two machines."ah there you are Mr.Cloney i wish to make two complaints about your staff of this restaurant,first that brute Mini Juno shoves me in a closet when the restaurant starts to shake then your waitress Ruri wont take my order.now what are you going to do about it?"

[Gamma]

Gamma observes Mr. Kash's storming onto the bridge.

GREETINGS, MR. CASH. IT IS AN HONOUR AND A PRIVILEGE TO MEET YOU. MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

ALSO, WOULD YOU OBJECT TERRIBLY TO SINGING FOR US? YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS IN THIS UNIVERSE. MYSELF, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SING "RING OF FIRE". MY SCRIPTWRITER WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SING "THE MERCY SEAT", AND HE SUSPECTS THAT M. LESTAT WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SING "HURT".

THANKS EVER SO.

(( Gamma tends to get the wrong end of the stick on a regular basis. Currently it thinks you're Johnny Cash. Sorry about that. Also that "scriptwriter" business is just Gamma crashing into the "fourth wall" as if it was a cheap plywood `sixties BBC stage set. ))

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Gamma observes Mr. Kash's storming onto the bridge.

GREETINGS, MR. CASH. IT IS AN HONOUR AND A PRIVILEGE TO MEET YOU. MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

ALSO, WOULD YOU OBJECT TERRIBLY TO SINGING FOR US? YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS IN THIS UNIVERSE. MYSELF, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SING "RING OF FIRE". MY SCRIPTWRITER WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SING "THE MERCY SEAT", AND HE SUSPECTS THAT M. LESTAT WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU SING "HURT".

THANKS EVER SO.

(( Gamma tends to get the wrong end of the stick on a regular basis. Currently it thinks you're Johnny Cash. Sorry about that. Also that "scriptwriter" business is just Gamma crashing into the "fourth wall" as if it was a cheap plywood `sixties BBC stage set. ))
( 8) )

Xesil looks at the little bot,"A fan well now here we go.RING OF FIRE that is a good one."An invisible mic. appears in Xesil's hand

"Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire


I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

The Taste Of Love Is Sweet
When Hearts Like Ours Meet
I Fell For You Like A Child
Oh, But The Fire Went Wild


I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

The Ring Of Fire

The Ring Of Fire"

"you also wanted to here THE MERCY SEAT and HURT right? well here goes.'

"It all began when they took me from my home
And put me on Death Row,
A crime for which I am totally innocent, you know.

I began to warm and chill
To objects and their fields,
A ragged cup, a twisted mop
The face of Jesus in my soup
Those sinister dinner deals
The meal trolley's wicked wheels
A hooked bone rising from my food
And all things either good or ungood.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this weighing of the truth.
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.

I hear stories from the chamber
Christ was born into a manger
And like some ragged stranger
He died upon the cross
Might I say it seems so fitting in its way
He was a carpenter by trade
Or at least that's what I'm told

My kill hand's tatooed E.V.I.L.
Across it's brother's fist
That filthy five!
They did nothing to challenge or resist.

In Heaven His throne is made of gold
The ark of his Testament is stowed
A throne from which I'm told
All history does unfold.
It's made of wood and wire
And my body is on fire
And God is never far away.

Into the mercy seat I climb
My head is shaved, my head is wired
And like a moth that tries
To enter the bright eye
I go shuffling out of life
Just to hide in death awhile
And anyway I never lied.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this weighing of the truth.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is burning
And I think my head is glowing
And in a way I'm hoping
To be done with all this twisting of the truth.
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
And anyway there was no proof
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is glowing
And I think my head is smoking
And in a way I'm hoping
To be done with all these looks of disbelief.
A life for a life and a truth for a truth
And I've got nothing left to lose
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is smoking
And I think my head is melting
And in a way that's helping
To be done with all this twisting of the truth.
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
But I'm afraid I told a lie."

"and to Mr.M. LESTAT"

'I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt

I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
upon my liar's chair
full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
you are someone else
I am still right here

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt

I will let you down
I will make you hurt

if I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way"

Xesil wipes his fore head,"that was fun,I need a drink."the invisible mic. disappears."you wanted my Autograph right?who should i make it out to?"


(Xesil Kash the Nightmare version of Johnny Cash)

[Gamma]

Gamma started making a strange crashing noise. Eventually it realised it was playing the tape the wrong way, reversed it and the sound was revealed to be canned applause, Daleks not having hands with which to create normal applause.

(( Yup, looks like you've got the insanity level around here fairly much figured out... ))

[Qwaring's clone#1]

PARDON ME, MR. CLONE, BUT THIS TRAVEL MACHINE IS NOT POWERED BY INTERNAL COMBUSTION AND FOR THAT AND OTHER REASONS DOES NOT REQUIRE A TAILPIPE.

NOW I AM SURE MR. ANYTHINGYOUWANTITDOESNTMATTER AND I CAN TRUST YOU NOT TO MISBEHAVE WHILE WE ARE GONE. DO NOT WORRY, WE WILL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
Hah! You're no threat to my love for Ruri then, because Ruri loves tailpipes. :woot:
In fact we met when she was unexplainably drawn to my tailpipe collection, which I had welded together to make the first waterslide for hamsters, which, due to a design flaw, turned out to be the first water powered hamster cannon. :blink:


"How rude,i'm complaining to the owner of this restaurant."Xesil walks off to find the owner.Xesil find Mr.Cloney in another room with two machines."ah there you are Mr.Cloney i wish to make two complaints about your staff of this restaurant,first that brute Mini Juno shoves me in a closet when the restaurant starts to shake then your waitress Ruri wont take my order.now what are you going to do about it?"
**The clone scratches his head for several minutes.**

What's a mipi-judo? :scratch:
And- wha-? :huh:

**The orange First realizes that this person has insulted Ruri. The nightmare possessed clone storms off without saying a word. By the time the stranger has finished singing the clone has returned with a metal folding chair in his hands, which he then begins to swing at the stranger.**

How dare you insult my Ruri-bunnikins!!! :mad2:
You've just bought yourself a one way trip to hurtopolis, with a stop off at concussionville, and it's a nonsmoking flight, but bleeding is allowed and even encouraged! And in case of an emergency the places I will beat you are located here and here! Enjoy the inflight movie, it's a little independant film called "Me Pounding the Snot out of that Dude that said Bad Things about my Lady Love!", it's rated R for graphic violence and you crying like a little baby! :realmad:

:chairtwak:

[Ruri]

Watching the madness via view screen, Ruri sighs

I don't know why I feel guilty about this but I guess I should stop it.

Heads to the room

You are done now.

[Marvin]

Follows the group.


Hah! You're no threat to my love for Ruri then, because Ruri loves tailpipes. :woot:

Love? That's the cause of most depression in the universe.

Marvin looks at Xesil *Slater* Kash.

I also have a request, but you probably won't want to sing for me. No one does.

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Gamma started making a strange crashing noise. Eventually it realised it was playing the tape the wrong way, reversed it and the sound was revealed to be canned applause, Daleks not having hands with which to create normal applause.

(( Yup, looks like you've got the insanity level around here fairly much figured out... ))(Yes)
"Thank you,your to kind."



"How rude,i'm complaining to the owner of this restaurant."Xesil walks off to find the owner.Xesil find Mr.Cloney in another room with two machines."ah there you are Mr.Cloney i wish to make two complaints about your staff of this restaurant,first that brute Mini Juno shoves me in a closet when the restaurant starts to shake then your waitress Ruri wont take my order.now what are you going to do about it?"
**The clone scratches his head for several minutes.**

What's a mipi-judo? :scratch:
And- wha-? :huh:

**The orange First realizes that this person has insulted Ruri. The nightmare possessed clone storms off without saying a word. By the time the stranger has finished singing the clone has returned with a metal folding chair in his hands, which he then begins to swing at the stranger.**

How dare you insult my Ruri-bunnikins!!! :mad2:
You've just bought yourself a one way trip to hurtopolis, with a stop off at concussionville, and it's a nonsmoking flight, but bleeding is allowed and even encouraged! And in case of an emergency the places I will beat you are located here and here! Enjoy the inflight movie, it's a little independant film called "Me Pounding the Snot out of that Dude that said Bad Things about my Lady Love!", it's rated R for graphic violence and you crying like a little baby! :realmad:

:chairtwak:[/quote:etjwi3vt]
Xesil dodges the chair."You mean your not the owner?Then you must be the boyfriend that the owner hates,and that was the owners daughter Ruri?no wounder she blew me off she only has eyes for you."Xesil keeps dodging the Orange clones chair shots.

Watching the madness via view screen, Ruri sighs

I don't know why I feel guilty about this but I guess I should stop it.

Heads to the room

You are done now.
"Don't thinks so miss.but that depends on your Orange boyfriend here,he seems to be getting a kick out of trying to hit me."

Follows the group.

[quote=Qwaring's clone#1]Hah! You're no threat to my love for Ruri then, because Ruri loves tailpipes. :woot:

Love? That's the cause of most depression in the universe.

Marvin looks at Xesil *Slater* Kash.

I also have a request, but you probably won't want to sing for me. No one does."sure name the song."Xesil continues to dodge the Orange Clone's chair shots.

[Gamma]

I also have a request, but you probably won't want to sing for me. No one does.

Looks offended, or at least as offended as a Dalek can look.

BUT YOU NEVER ASKED. HOW COULD YOU KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T ASK?

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**As soon as Ruri returns the clone throws the chair away. Away happens to unintentionally be in the direction of Marvin. The orange First then runs over to Ruri and wraps his arms around her in an over enthusiastic, crushing hug.**

Ruir-doodle!!! Â*:excited:
I've missed you so much! :cry:
Did you bring me back anything?! :woot:
Don't you ever leave me like that again! :mad2:
That roller machine guy doesn't have a tail pipe! :woot:
Now give me some of them lips. :wub:

**The clone swoops in and tries to steal himself a sloppy kiss from Ruri.**

[Meteorette]

Coming through Lady Mattson’s teleportal (http://www.cbreview.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=70186#70186), Meteorette arrived inside of the Bloodlance, determined to dismember Qwaring with her bare own hands for the kidnap of her unborn baby.

Red fire sprung out of her eyes as she saw the very unusual group in front of her, laying her sight in the QC#1’s copy.

“There you are, you *****!â€

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Xesil steps in front of Meteorette."Hello ma'am please don't interfere with the happy couple."

[Ruri]

Please interfare.

Ruri was trying to squirm away from the kiss.

[Lady Mattson]

Following Meteorette, Lady Mattson arrives to see a fight about to happen. She looks around for the pod and studies Marvin

That head hiding a pod?

[Qwaring's clone#1]

[quote="Meteorette"]Coming through Lady Mattson’s teleportal (http://www.cbreview.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=70186#70186), Meteorette arrived inside of the Bloodlance, determined to dismember Qwaring with her bare own hands for the kidnap of her unborn baby.

Red fire sprung out of her eyes as she saw the very unusual group in front of her, laying her sight in the QC#1’s copy.

“There you are, you *****!â€

[Gamma]

That head hiding a pod?
I AM RELIABLY ADVISED TO THE EFFECT THAT THAT HEAD HIDES A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PLANET. JUDGING BY THE SIZE OF THE HEAD, IT MUST BE A VERY SMALL PLANET.


**The false QC#1's misunderstanding of the situation leaves him open to Meteorette's strangling grip. The hands wrapping around his throat and trying to squeeze the life out of him is something of a suprise and a major disapointment to the orange clone.**

Ckkclcgh! this isn't what I thought it would be... :newshock:
MR. CLONE! HOW DARE YOU? MY UNDERSTANDING OF HUMANOID ETIQUETTE IS THAT IT IS VERY BAD FORM FOR YOU TO BE CANOODLING WITH THIS NEW LADY IN FULL VIEW OF MISS RURI. INDEED, IT WOULD EVEN BE BAD FORM FOR YOU TO BE CANOODLING WITH THIS NEW LADY OUT OF SIGHT OF MISS RURI.

[Meteorette]

It didn’t take long for Meteorette to realize this wasn’t Qwaring, but his defective clone. *She didn’t know this was a defective copy of the copy, but this would do :whaat:.

Still fuming, she took her killing grip away from the defective copy’s neck.

“You’re as stupid as Qwarinna’s Clone #1! *Stop wasting my time!â€

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**Not enjoying being strangled the orange First points at Gamma and tries to catch enough of his breathe to tell Meteorette a little lie.**

I think there's plenty of Qwirring inside of there. Help yourself. :newshock:

[Meteorette]

Meteorette turned to Gamma with all of her anger and fury. *“I’m done with your games. *Qwaring was here, we couldn’t have been this wrong, and you’re all going to tell us or I’m going to crush you like the simpletons you are!â€

[Marvin]

"sure name the song."

It's fine. You don't have to pretend you want to.


BUT YOU NEVER ASKED. HOW COULD YOU KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T ASK?

Because no one ever does. Marvin loweres his head again and his eyes dulled to a dark green.


That head hiding a pod?

I AM RELIABLY ADVISED TO THE EFFECT THAT THAT HEAD HIDES A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PLANET. JUDGING BY THE SIZE OF THE HEAD, IT MUST BE A VERY SMALL PLANET.

I can hear you, you know. It is highly improbable that pretending i'm not present will cause me to just disappear.

[quote="Meteorette"]“I’m done with your games. *Qwaring was here, we couldn’t have been this wrong, and you’re all going to tell us or I’m going to crush you like the simpletons you are!â€

[Sinister Duck]

The Sinister Duck, that was taking a nap in Ruri’s pocket ever since they got back on board, rolled his eyes at Marvin. *:roll:

“You’re not really going to last long with that attitude. *You should be humble and wise just like me!â€

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Xesil turns to Gamma."Is he always this paranoid?"Xesil turns back to the camotion.Qwaring?Qwaring?...oh right the god of Gadgets.all though Xesil didn't know these people well he felt responsible for the problem between the two love birds.Xesil walks right up to Meteorette."I am Qwaring and i have the pod in which you search for."

[Gamma]

Raising her hands, hollow meteors started forming around all of the members of the Bloodlance’s crew; floating cages that would become torture chambers if she didn’t get what she wanted.

OH, FUN. ROCK AND ROLL.

As the meteors began to dance around the Dalek, it started squawking the words to "Rock Around The Clock".

[Gamma]

Xesil turns to Gamma."Is he always this paranoid?"

WHO? MARVIN? HE ISN'T PARANOID. HE'S MY "PLASTIC PAL WHO'S FUN TO BE WITH". IT SAYS SO ON HIS SALES BROCHURE.

[Meteorette]

This crowd was becoming too much for Meteorette. *They seemed like creatures coming from a bad sitcom. *Some kind of Formerly Known as… *:shocked: *What was she thinking about! *They were going to suck her into their madness! *She needed to get the information she was seeking and then get rid of them. *


I beg your pardon. I'm manufactured by The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. Even if they treat me as such, I am no simpleton.

“Yes, you are. *Now, if you’re not going to say something of use, stay shut or I’ll blast a meteor against your face!â€

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

[quote="Meteorette"]
[quote="Xesil"]â€

[Gamma]

“Do you think I’m stupid?

THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, WASN'T IT.

[quote="Meteorette"]Grabbing Gamma from behind, she created a burning meteor that floated right over the robot’s head. *“You better tell me what you know now! *Or I’ll start killing you one by one, starting with this outdated robot!â€

[Marvin]

Marvin just looks at each one of them and shakes his head.

I knew it. It's getting worse by the minute.

[Ruri]

Part of Ruri was thankful for the cage's keeping her safe from the eichi clone but now everyone was in danger from this crazed First.

And if you kill the ones who have the answers before you get them, will you gain anything?

We breifly encountered Qwaring at his base. He had some device floating nearby but given we were asking for help, I thought it rude to scan it. He is not aboard this ship, I can assure you that.

Now if you are done acting like a fool, perhaps you could let us out and be on your way?

[Lady Mattson]

Looks at the Delek

I wonder what the heck your double is.

Turns to Meteorette

Unclench, eMie. Granted I'm still reading Qwaring's energy signiture on that clone but no way he can be that dumb. If anyone can mess with my finding them, it'd be Qwaring. He probably set something to mislead us and buy some time. Sucks, I know but will pummeling the comic releif really help the situation?

[Meteorette]

“You’re right!â€

[Marvin]

Marvin watches the cage dissolve around him.

[quote="Meteorette"]“It’s not working!â€

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Xesil's little machine starts to smoke and spark and the Qwaring image flickers then disappears."Darn looks like i'm going to have to fix that now

[quote="Meteorette"]
BOOOOM!

“:? Â*What was that?â€

[Lady Mattson]

Wha-?

Waves to open a teleportal. The portal starts to open, twists and pops.

Ohhh. Ooohhhh. That low down techie punk. No way this ship could block it.

[Gamma]

EXCUSE ME? I'LL THANK YOU FOR NOT REFERRING TO MY LEVEL OF TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT IN SUCH DISMISSIVE TERMS.

AND I DO DISCO, NOT PUNK. THEY ARE BOTH COMPLETELY ANACHRONISTIC STYLES OF MUSIC WHICH ARE UNLIKELY EVER TO HAVE BEEN HEARD IN THIS ERA, BUT THEY ARE ALSO SUBSTANTIALLY DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER. LET ME DEMONSTRATE.

With that Gamma starts into a rendition of "Stayin' Alive". Whether anyone's eardrums survive this onslaught is dependent upon someone having the presence of mind to ask Gamma to be quiet before it segues into "Anarchy in the Dalek Empire".

[Meteorette]

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/eek2.gif

A dancing Dalek? *Now Meteorette had seen it all. *She and her new partner were stuck in this spaceship among the weirdest crowd.

“No! *I won’t let you mess with my Mother Box!â€

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**When he is imprisonned inside of a Meteor cage the clone is quick to respond.**

These crazy ladies must be making a people zoo! :blink:
Uh, gals, me and Ruri are an endangered species. So you'd better put us in the same cage in order to repopluate and stuff. :shifty:

**But the cages vanish and the two goddesses seem to go crazy in one way or another.**

Uhm, did we catch you ladies at a bad time? Would you like us to come back later? :huh:

**The orange First grabs Ruri's hand.**

Come on, my Ruri-bean, let's leave these crazy people to their crazy stuff. :ermm:

**Just then the vampire commander enters the lounge, and glances around curiously. He silently stalks his way to Ruri and whispers to her, without trying to draw any further attention to himself.**

Undead Commander: Sane-one, we are currently in orbit over the planet you requested to be taken to. Shall we land?

**The vampire glances at the two newly arrived First.**

Undead Commander: And you should have told me we were having guests, I would have made accomidations for them. I hear if you don't do everything to make a First happy they burn you alive.

[Meteorette]

Just because Meteorette is deeply upset, she waves her hand with intent to torch the undead Commander.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**And the undead commander's existance comes to a fiery end.**

[Jason Sanborn]

((:rofl:))

[Ruri]

Ruri was trying her best to keep her composure while the clone was going all eichi

Baka hentai.

Thankfully, she was momentarily saved by the undead commander's arrival

Yes. Then our new-- :| guests can fry you before you can give the command so they can walk off the ship like normal mortals and see if they can find transportation back.

Ruri to the bridge, please land. Also, would the second in command please move his personal belongings into the commander's room. You have been promoted by act of god.

Looks at Meteorette

Do you feel better now or shall I call another crew member in for you to barbaque?

[Lady Mattson]

EXCUSE ME? I'LL THANK YOU FOR NOT REFERRING TO MY LEVEL OF TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT IN SUCH DISMISSIVE TERMS.

AND I DO DISCO, NOT PUNK. THEY ARE BOTH COMPLETELY ANACHRONISTIC STYLES OF MUSIC WHICH ARE UNLIKELY EVER TO HAVE BEEN HEARD IN THIS ERA, BUT THEY ARE ALSO SUBSTANTIALLY DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER. LET ME DEMONSTRATE.

With that Gamma starts into a rendition of "Stayin' Alive". Whether anyone's eardrums survive this onslaught is dependent upon someone having the presence of mind to ask Gamma to be quiet before it segues into "Anarchy in the Dalek Empire".

Ack! Stop! Stop!

Opens a teleportal to throw the Delek out but naturally it doesn't work.

I wasn't talking about you. Geez. Almost as bad as that heavy metal musician back home. eMie, didn't you date him once?

Looks over to see Meteorette's roasting of the vampire

Ulp, wow. I haven't seen a good pyre like that since....*sniff* I'm sorry ok? I didn't think he'd have a blocker but you don't have to go all Manity toasting like just because I goofed. This place sucks and its not like I can just pull the device from where it is to here...so..you....

Oh, yeah. I can.

Teleportals Q's device into the room

Go me. We can't leave but you can come here. Oh, yeah. You can smash that now.

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Oh, yeah. I can.

Teleportals Q's device into the room

Go me. We can't leave but you can come here. Oh, yeah. You can smash that now.
"Wait! Wait! you would smash one of the God of Gadget's machine's?but why if your after him then you should just deactivate it then study it you may be able to create a device to locate Qwaring but not if you smash it."Xesil turns to Meteorette."What did he do to you to deserve that?"

[Meteorette]

Do you feel better now or shall I call another crew member in for you to barbaque?

As if it was some kind of explanation. *“:? He just got in the way of my wrath!â€

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

"What did [Qwaring] do to you to deserve that?"

It fell like a ton of bricks on Meteorette’s soul. Â*“What did he do? Â*:shocked: Â*WHAT DID HE DO! Â*He took away my unborn baby. Â*He took it from my womb and has been traveling with him as if he was some kind of luggage! Â*I don’t know what’s he planning to do. Â*But he’s going to pay with his life what he’s done to me!â€

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**As the Bloodlance makes a smooth landing on Rashneal the clone approaches the device that Meteorette just smashed. He picks up a scrapped piece of the gadget.**

You smashed our satellite TV thingie. :cry:
You monsters! :bawl:

**The clone rushes over to Ruri and hugs her for comfort. He is unaware that the loss of the satellite TV thingie, aka Qwaring's First trap, has now freed himself, Meteorette and Lady Mattson from this ship.**

[Ruri]

Let go. Your getting my suit wet.

And I can't get to the ship's exit.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone instantly stops sobbing and releases Ruri.**

Of course, how silly of me. :rolleyes:

**The clone then runs over to a nearby door, opens it and holds out his hand as if to welcome Ruri to walk through the open doorway. Although anyone with half a brain would be able to tell that the clone is holding open the door to the supply closet for Ruri. Or as the clone wishes to rename it, the makeout closet.**

After you, my dear. :shifty:

[Marvin]

Marvin looks at Qwaring's Clone #1 and shrugs.

There's no need to butter me up, really.

He walks towards the clone and enters the door that is held open for Ruri.

[Qwaring's clone#1]

**The clone turns to enter the makeout closet, but stops when he realizes that Marvin does not have lips to makeout with. And so the orange First slams the door shut behind Marvin and returns to Ruri's side.**

See, honey-sugar-sweetness, I'd never cheat on you. Not even with whatever the heck that thing is. :grin:

[Jacen Bell]

(( :rofl: *I don't think that's much of a consolation to her))

[Meteorette]

“What are you talking about?â€

[Ruri]

See, honey-sugar-sweetness, I'd never cheat on you. Not even with whatever the heck that thing is. :grin:

:| *:| *:|

I'm overfilled with joy.

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Xesil turns to Ruri."I think I finally get it He"Xesil points to QC#1."Is madly insanely in love with you and you think he's chikan baka,now it's starting to make sense."

[Sinister Duck]

:?

“Gee, not only he’s good looking. *He’s also a genius.â€

[Gamma]

Xesil turns to Ruri."I think I finally get it He"Xesil points to QC#1."Is madly insanely in love with you and you think he's chikan baka,now it's starting to make sense."

WELL I AM GLAD THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU. MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO THE REST OF US THEN.

AND MAYBE YOU COULD LET THE ROBOT OUT OF THE CUPBOARD.

AND ALL THAT TALK ABOUT CHICKEN SEEMS TO HAVE WOKEN THE DUCK.

[Jacen Bell]

chikan baka
(( :rofl: It's Japanese,It means Preverted Idiot.))

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

[quote="Xesil *Slater* Kash":17hfja6a]chikan baka
(( :rofl: It's Japanese,It means Perverted Idiot.))[/quote:17hfja6a]

((That is correct Jacen,eichi dose not appeal to cause in the dictionary I have it says eichi means

Japanese * English
eichi wisdom, intelligence, intellect
eichi intelligence

and I'm not about to use that when it comes to QC#1(no affense Q))

[quote="Sinister Duck"]:?

“Gee, not only he’s good looking. *He’s also a genius.â€

[Sinister Duck]

AND ALL THAT TALK ABOUT CHICKEN SEEMS TO HAVE WOKEN THE DUCK.[/i]

"I'm one of the few among this crew who believes in staying shut while not having something intelingent to say."

[quote="Xesil *Slater* Kash"][quote="Sinister Duck"]:?

“Gee, not only he’s good looking. Â*He’s also a genius.â€

[Qwaring's clone#1]

*:| Â*:| Â*:|

I'm overfilled with joy.
**The clone takes hold of Ruri's hand and stares into her big Anime eyes.**

Then let's make it official. Let's make you even more overfilledier. :grin:

**The orange nightmare gets down onto one knee, looks up at Ruri and pulls a diamond ring from "off panel". The ring is indeed a diamond ring, meaning it is made entirely out of a single, large diamond. He slides the ring onto Ruri's finger.**

Would you do me the honor of making me Mrs. Ruri Cloney? :excited:

[Ruri]

No.

I'm off to find the Mystic Orb. If only for my sanity.

Heads to the exit ramp

[Sinister Duck]

"Qwack, she said." *:whaat:

[Mattson]

(M, I already posted with Ruri over here (http://www.cbreview.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=126&start=550))

[Sinister Duck]

“Another useless quest, uh?â€

[Sinister Duck]

Coming from Reshnael (http://www.cbreview.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=75808#75808), after a series of one-liners, the Sinister Duck finally gets back to the space ship.

Turning around, he sees Scion the Duck coming right after him.

“I’ve seen it all. *:shocked: *A stalker duck… *I’ve seen it all!â€

[Jason Sanborn]

I'm not a stalker! There's not anyone famous around here to stalk. Are you Donald Duck? Daffy? NO! You're not worth stalking after.

:razz:

** Scion the Duck looked at Ruri **

Is this your ship? It's kinda big and spooky.

** Notices the undead crew **

They're not dangerous, are they?

[Gamma]

Glides up the ramp and wobbles into the ship.

WILL YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS FIND A POND, ALREADY?

[Sinister Duck]

I'm not a stalker! There's not anyone famous around here to stalk. Are you Donald Duck? Daffy? NO! You're not worth stalking after.

"I'm a very important person! *:realmad: *That I can tell, but I won't take off my glasses because it's a secret! *:mad: *You can call me Hong Kong and that's it!"

"Besides, everyone knows a female duck just can't be trusted! :snooty:"


WILL YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS FIND A POND, ALREADY?

":shocked:"

"Shut your stereo or I'm going to turn you off! *:flamingmad:"

[Jason Sanborn]

"I'm a very important person! *:realmad: *That I can tell, but I won't take off my glasses because it's a secret! *:mad: *You can call me Hong Kong and that's it!"

"Besides, everyone knows a female duck just can't be trusted! :snooty:"
Hong Kong? Phooey! Like, you probably don't take those glasses off because you have like, some hideous deforminty or something! :snooty:


WILL YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS FIND A POND, ALREADY?
Like ewww! You're totally grossing me out! :eww:

[Sinister Duck]

“:shocked: *I don’t take my glasses off because I have a secret identity to protect! *:snooty:â€

[Jason Sanborn]

Whatever. :rolleyes:

** Scion the duck turns her back on Sinister Duck **

So, where we going?

[Sinister Duck]

"We? :?"

[Ruri]

I have set this craft on locate and home in on the energy readings of the clone. If he's in this universe we will locate him. Now, if everyone is aboard, we are leaving.

[Cloney Jr.]

So, where we going?

"We roam the universe in search of the holy one.......My Father.The Honorable George Cloney,but most people call him Qwaring Clone#1."

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

"The Idiot clone of the master crafts man and God of Gadgets Qwaring."

[Marvin]

I have set this craft on locate and home in on the energy readings of the clone. If he's in this universe we will locate him. Now, if everyone is aboard, we are leaving.

From the ground, Marvin jumped and held onto the closing ramp. He heaved himself and barely managed to save all of his parts from being chopped off when the ramp finally shut.

He stood up with as much dignity as he could muster.

Everyone. Apparently that does not include me.

He walked to the side, lowered his abnormally large head and temporarily shut himself off.

[Jason Sanborn]

** Scion the Duck landed on Cloney Jr.'s shoulder **

Qwaring's Clone #1? Never heard of him. Why is he called "holy one?" Is he, like, a priest or something? And why does that man call him an idiot? Maybe he's, like, a stupid priest?

[Sinister Duck]

The Sinister Duck rolled his eyes at Marvin.

“Pathetic.â€

[Ruri]

We haven't charged you have we?

And the Idiot Clone is an idiot. Many of this collection of lunitics are here because of encountering him. Our misfortunate, one would say.

Sits back as the ship takes to space and sets out to find clone energy.

[Jason Sanborn]

** Scion the Duck smiled at Ruri **

Thanks for the 4-1-1.

** Scion the Duck looked at Sinister Duck **

:razz:

** Scion the Duck looked at Cloney Jr. **

I'm sorry to hear that your father is, like, an idiot. I really hope it isn't herald-tary.

[Cloney Jr.]

** Scion the Duck smiled at Ruri **

Thanks for the 4-1-1.

** Scion the Duck looked at Sinister Duck **

:razz:

** Scion the Duck looked at Cloney Jr. **

I'm sorry to hear that your father is, like, an idiot. I really hope it isn't herald-tary.

"Whaaaaah?Is that like a hair disorder?"Cloney Jr. combs his hand through his hair."I hope not cause I have some nice hair and I wouldn't want to loose it,Balding is not cool!"

[Jason Sanborn]

I dunno. Feathers are way cool, ya know. Like look at my yellow feathers. Aren't they just da bomb?

** Scion the Duck floats in a circle in front of Cloney Jr, showing off her featherless, yellow rubber form **

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Xesil shakes his head at Scion the duck and Cloney Jr.'s conversation.


We haven't charged you have we?

And the Idiot Clone is an idiot. Many of this collection of lunitics are here because of encountering him. Our misfortunate, one would say.

Sits back as the ship takes to space and sets out to find clone energy.

Xesil walks over and sits next to Ruri."At the thought of having children like them it makes you want to become celibate for eternity.Although Love turns people into fleeting morons or Idiots."

[Cloney Jr.]

I dunno. Feathers are way cool, ya know. Like look at my yellow feathers. Aren't they just da bomb?

** Scion the Duck floats in a circle in front of Cloney Jr, showing off her featherless, yellow rubber form **

"To each their own.I'm not a duck so I can't really comment.Like Ruri is A Fine looking woman but she's my Fathers.................and so is my Mother,but my father's Man enough for them all.some day I hope to bee just like him. :mrgreen: "

[Ruri]

Looks at Xesil

Quit voicing my thoughts.

Looks at Cloney Jr.

And only in my nightmares.

Why can't the Captain deal with these idiots?

[Fetch]

**The air behind the clone's spawn shimmers slightly as space twists and contorts to allow for the silent and completely unlit teleportation of the intergalactic assassin known as Fetch. The killer's entire body is sheathed in his blue/grey armor, which possesses none of the noisy or noticable traits that one would attach to such a suit of body armor. The protective suit is silent and incredibly light, allowing the killer to easily and quickly reach around Cloney jr's head and attempt stretch the wire thin choke-cord, that he pulls out of his right gauntlet, over the godling's throat, in an attempt to strangle the life out of him. Through the silent technological covering Fetch's menacing, yet polite, whisper would reach his victim's ear.**

Hello, George Cloney, it's I, Fetch. I trust you are doing well. I managed to find you at last. And now I shall collect on the hefty price that you have over that dimwitted head of yours. I do regret any inconvenience it may present to you and your companions, but trust me, it will be over so very soon.

**The three optical lenses in his face covering helmet glow with azure light as he tries to claim a life.**

[Cloney Jr.]

Looks at Cloney Jr.

And only in my nightmares.

Why can't the Captain deal with these idiots?
"That's not what you told me last night......What Idiots?"


**The air behind the clone's spawn shimmers slightly as space twists and contorts to allow for the silent and completely unlit teleportation of the intergalactic assassin known as Fetch. The killer's entire body is sheathed in his blue/grey armor, which possesses none of the noisy or noticable traits that one would attach to such a suit of body armor. The protective suit is silent and incredibly light, allowing the killer to easily and quickly reach around Cloney jr's head and attempt stretch the wire thin choke-cord, that he pulls out of his right gauntlet, over the godling's throat, in an attempt to strangle the life out of him. Through the silent technological covering Fetch's menacing, yet polite, whisper would reach his victim's ear.**

Hello, George Cloney, it's I, Fetch. I trust you are doing well. I managed to find you at last. And now I shall collect on the hefty price that you have over that dimwitted head of yours. I do regret any inconvenience it may present to you and your companions, but trust me, it will be over so very soon.

**The three optical lenses in his face covering helmet glow with azure light as he tries to claim a life.**
"Hey stop that tickles" *but soon the Spawn begins to feel some thing other then ticklish. * "HEY! stop that hurts...STOP! THIS GUYS TRYING TO KILL ME! I'M NOT MY FATHER,I'M CLONEY JR. SON OF GEORGE CLONEY!!!"

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Looks at Xesil

Quit voicing my thoughts.

Looks at Cloney Jr.

And only in my nightmares.

Why can't the Captain deal with these idiots?
"Your thoughts?i Miss Ruri am not telepathic I was simply voicing my opinion to some one I thought had the intellect to understand what i meant.......maybe I was wrong...........stupid clone.......... ............ ............."

[Gamma]

Picks up a conveniently situated lump of wood with its sucker-stick, swings around and stops suddenly, letting go of the lump of wood as it does so.

HEY, FETCH. FETCH!

[Jason Sanborn]

** Scion the Duck was perched on Cloney Jr's shoulder when Fetch attacked. **

EEK! QUACK! QUACK!

** In fear, Scion the Duck floated into the air, quacking hystarically. Unfortunately, she flew right into the path of the lump of wood thrown by Gamma. **

QUACK! QUACK! OW!

** The fear and pain was too much for the poor duck, and she fainted dead away, falling to the ground. A small squeak was heard as she bounced on the floor. **

[Ruri]

Now what?

Opens the coms

Um, excuse me undead horrors of the night. There is a large man in a tin can here. You can eat him if you want.

[Fetch]

**Fetch immediately stops his attempt to kill Clonay Jr and peeks around to study the clone's son. The assassin then glances at the propain tank on wheels as it calls his name and throws a stick at a flying rubber duck. Lastly the blue optical lenses focus on Ruri as she calls for the help of the crew of the Bloodlance. Within moments vampires are rushing in through the door, slithering out of air ducts and emerging from shadows. They have Fetch surrounded before he can formulate any kind of plan of attack or escape. Not quite sure how to salvage this situation from the grips of madness the killer decides to try reason. The armored man drops the choke line and raises his hands in surrender. His hoarse voice filters through the audio modulator in his helmet as he addresses the seemingly sanest person here, Ruri.**

I would like to offer a most sincere apology, this was just a case of mistaken identity. Your friend here emmits a similar energy signature to someone I was hired to kill. There is no need for hostility. Surely, we can come to some kind of accord. Perhaps something that does not involve vampires.

[Ruri]

I'm not sure. They do look very hungry. And you are trying to kill the son of their god. I can ask them to stop if you give up your current contract.

[Fetch]

**Fetch pauses and considers his options. The blue lights of his optical systems on his helmet shift from one undead horror to another. Eventually his voice once again filters through his armor's audio systems.**

That's a tough bargain, miss. This contract has cost me quite a bit. I had to essentially rebuild my armor twice, face the wrath of a Blood god, was imprisoned on a museum planet, barely escaped an exploding planet, forced to go on a quest, gave up some high paying contracts to follow up on some leads on Cloney, and I recently installed some rather expensive tracking equipment that's designed only to track Cloney, and apparently those who share a similar energy pattern, and had it installed into my armor. Not that I'm throwing away the offer, I'm just saying, it's a tough one.

[Ruri]

And now the Blood God's servents have your surrounded. Though I must admit I admire your tanacity. And I know how it is to be broke. Of course, I should point out to you that the clone is nearly unkillable. His own idiot luck keeps him alive. So your tough bargain seems easy to me. Continue on your job and suffer more defeats and an increasing probability of death or cut your losses and maybe you'll get other jobs to make this not a bad year.

[Fetch]

**Fetch's helmeted head nods to Ruri. The trio of blue lenses focuses on her.**

Alright, you have yourself a deal. But before I go, why is Cloney so important to you? His own people didn't care if I hunted him down, in fact a faction of them are the ones that put out the contract on him.

[Ruri]

I guess I am an idiot. I've grown used to having him around and the madness that follows.

[Cloney Jr.]

**Fetch's helmeted head nods to Ruri. The trio of blue lenses focuses on her.**

Alright, you have yourself a deal. But before I go, why is Cloney so important to you? His own people didn't care if I hunted him down, in fact a faction of them are the ones that put out the contract on him.
As Jr. is coughing and sputtering on the floor he manages to cough out his own answer. "Because,she's his Woman."

[Ruri]

Twitches for a second at that comment

We are.......

.....friends I supose. But nothing romantic.

[Jason Sanborn]

** Sion the Duck lay on the floor, not moving. She woke up from her faint after Fetch had given up on his contract. She refused to move, though, for fear that he would try to kill her. **


"Because,she's his Woman."
** At that comment, Scion the Duck shot up into the air in shock. **


We are.......

.....friends I supose. But nothing romantic.
** Scion the Duck floated right in front of Ruri, a concerned look on her plastic face. **

Your boyfriend is missing? That's horrible! I don't know what I'd do if my boyfriend were missing. Of course, I don't have any boyfriend, but if I did, and if he was missing, I'd really want to find him. You must be so heartbroken right now, no wonder you're so stuffy.

** The plastic duck floated over to Fetch, more concerned about reuiniting lost loves than the fact that a few moments ago, she thought she would be duck stew. **

You're, like, looking for this girl's boyfriend, right? You've gotta help. Can't you see that they need to be together? Like, the fate of their entire existence hangs in the balance here. Oh, and, like, his son wants to see his dad, too. I think he's a priest, and I'm sure his people are missing him too. So you're gonna help, right? You wanna, don't you?

[Ruri]

Romance makes people idiots. I am above that sort of foolishness. This is how I normally act.

Sighs as it appears this duck too is insane. Logically, their seneince does not take into account the fumes produced when making their form and that damages their brains.

He's going to leave since its unprofitable to remain and I'm not sure if the vampires will keep listening to me.

Maybe I should offer the vampires a different meal.

[Fetch]

**Fetch listens to the floating plastic duck and tries to ignore the fact that he's actually listening to a talking plastic duck. After a few seconds to consider things, and to observe Ruri's reaction the assassin speaks up.**

It might not be unprofitable if you offer to pay me. I can help you track down your lost "friend" and eliminate any annoyances along the way.

**He scans over the group around Ruri, and after running a few calculations in his mind he continues.**

I could probably cut you a group discount for the whole lot. Except for the vampires, I don't mess with vampires.
By the way, it's not a good idea to mention that you think you're losing your control over your vampire minions while they are close enough to hear you, they think it's a sign of weakness on your part.

[Ruri]

Ruri's eyes glow as she calculates the cost and potential advantage of removing the lunitics she's stuck with.

How much will it cost to find the clone?

Tempting as it might be to remove them, Cloney is sadly the captain of this ship so I can't have them removed just for being idiots. The vampires work for him too and only listen to me due to the logic clause in my contract. Its there to save me from menial tasks but does come in handy for momentary command at times.

[Jason Sanborn]

** Scion the Duck was completely oblivious to the fact that her life had been indirectly threatened by the assassin. She only knew that Fetch wanted money to find the stuffy woman's man. **

Like, you'd think finding a lost love would be payment enough. I'd, like, offer you Hong Kong Phooey over there, but I, like, wouldn't want him around either, he's so annoying and all. Have you ever met a duck as annoying as that? You'd think he'd have more manners, but NOO. He has to be all "I'm the Mighty Meteoro" and stupid things like that. Everyone knows that Meteoro is only a myth anyways. Like there's no such thing as a guy who creates landslides. Like watch out for falling rocks! Duh! He can't even create eggs, 'cause he's a guy! Everyone knows that we women create eggs! Of course, I'd never create eggs with that annoying egg-head. Would you want to? I didn't think so!

** Scion the duck flies back over to Cloney Jr. **

Like, I think that guy is more interested in money than your father. Maybe you have something he'd want. I got nothin.

[Fetch]

**Fetch reaches slowly to the side of his helmet in order to adjust his armors audio sensors to block out the talking duck's voice patterns and making it easier to think without her chatter. He then beings a few mental calculations, while mutter.**

There's equipment rental, travel fees, expenses, standard hazard pay, an extra charge for working with livestock (plastic livestock, but that seems to only make them more annoying), and let's not forget a finders fee.
Hmmmm.
Fifty thousand inter-creds now and One-hundred and fifty thousand upon completion of the job.

**The assassin crosses his arms over his breastplate and waits for a counter offer.**

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

Xesil choice this moment To speak up."You want two-hundred thousand inter-creds........One-hundred *and seventy five thousand inter-creds,twenty five thousand now and one-hundred and Fifty thousand after completion."

[Jason Sanborn]

** Scion the Duck choked and gagged at the amount that Fetch had demanded. That was a lot of money. Of course, she'd never heard of "inter-creds" before, but that number was a very big number. **

Like, that's a lot of money! Is he crazy or something?

[Ruri]

Ruri ponders over the cost and reasonings.

Travel is covered. Even if it slightly increases the hazard pay. The livestock fee is out. The ducks are created as a result of errant clone energies. Slater is humaniod and Gamma is a Delek so they don't count.

I'll make this simple, I'll give you a full transfer of my expense account plus unlimited access to the duck hunter recreation room.

[Fetch]

**The armored assassin turns his helmet's trio of optical sensor lenses towards Xesil.**

Yes, your grasp of the obvious is most admirable.

**He then returns his focus onto Ruri. The assassin takes a moment to ponder the counter offer before returning a counter-offer of his own.**

If you throw in regular location reports on the clone and this band of migrane inducing misfits, after all of this is over with, and you have yourself a deal. I'm sure you'll understand why I'd seek to avoid the whole lot of them. It makes upholding my "don't kill for free" rule rather difficult.

[Jason Sanborn]

QUACK! DUCK HUNTER?

** Scion the Duck flew up into the air quickly, almost reaching the ceiling. **

That's, like so cruel! Ducks have a right to live too!

** Scion the Duck floated back down, looking agitated. **

You should, like, really try the "no killing" and "no hunting" rules. Those are much better rules. No one likes to be hunted, you know. And killing is, like, wrong. Didn't you know that? Living good. Killing bad.

[Ruri]

Done so long as you do the same. Wouldn't want to risk running into you if you decide to take the contract up again.

Looks at Scion the Duck

Its a halographic recreational program and gun combat simulator. No ducks were harmed in the making of the game however one developer did injure himself play testing it. He tried pulling a stunt and put his back out.

[Xesil *Slater* Kash]

**The armored assassin turns his helmet's trio of optical sensor lenses towards Xesil.**

Yes, your grasp of the obvious is most admirable.

"Thank you,Business is Business." Xesil sits back in the Chair he once occupied,He had offered to cover the Assassins cost but obviously Ruri had other plans. "Oh,and even if Ruri did Mystically lose control of the Crew,Jr. here would be able to stop them from hurting anyone.After all he is the Clones heir."

[Cloney Jr.]

"After all he is the Clones heir."
"Hey who are you calling air?I'm no ones air not even my fathers." Cloney Jr. slinked on the ground over near Ruri hiding from fetch.

[Fetch]

**Fetch gives a polite nod to the final condition of his bargain with Ruri. The deal has been struck and the armored man has a job to perform. But first he addresses Cloney as he hides behind Ruri.**

Don't worry, kid, I won't kill you. Not unless there's someone willing to pay for your death. You wouldn't happen to know of anyone willing to pay to have you killed, would you? Maybe even their contact information?

**After a moment of pondering the option of ridding himself of at least the annoying spawn of QC#1 Fetch shakes off the notion and focuses on business. The trio of blue optical lenses look towards Ruri.**

Your current travelling companion is radiating energy similar to George Cloney's, it will take me a little time to properly compensate, but I did register a secondary blip before I arrived here. The second blip was at these coordinates.

**The assassin holds up an open hand, a small holographic projector hums to life and creates the image of a string of numbers over his palm. Ruri may recognize the coordinates as roughly the general location of Secundae Orphanage, although not quite the orphanage itself.**

It was harder to get a lock on, as if there were either something masking its exact location or, what I assumed to be the case at the time, it was a decoy. But with the energy that junior is giving off I can't get a lock on anything, it's like looking for a candle while sitting next to the sun. A bright, blinding and annoying sun. I've just got to isolate his exact frequencies and block them out, but as I said before that will take time.


((Fetch can't get the exact location because of the spell Kulit put over the orphanage that makes it hard, if not impossible, to find.))

[Jason Sanborn]

Well, if it's all hollow graphics, I guess it's ok. I still don't like the idea of duck hunting.

* Scion the Duck looks around *

Speaking of duck hunting. Did anyone, like, see where Hong Kong Phooey went?

[Sinister Duck]

"Bah!" *Said the Sinister Duck as he flew and landed right besides Scion the Duck. *"Don't talk about me as if I wasn't even in the room. *Gee! *:evil: *First you offer me to this assassin for hire and now you pretend I'm not even here :roll:. *It's not like I can be at two places at once!"

[Jason Sanborn]

:roll:

The all powerful Meteoro was hiding and wants to make us think he was here all the time.

** Scion the Duck floats over to Ruri. **

At least we women can stick together through adversity.

[Ruri]

Please do not pull me into your idiotic bickering. Especially when it looks like we have a report of the clone being at the Secudnae Orphange. With luck, we should soon find him and then you may attempt to drive him further insane.

[Fetch]

**The assassin looks up from the small holographic keypad on his gauntlet that he's using to make adjustments to his armor's sensor systems.**

Or Cloney can drive them into further insanity.

**He returns his attention to his work for an instant before glancing up again to make a more startling hypothosis.**

Or they simply constitute a cycle of ever growing insanity. Each one making the others crazier and crazier.
My sixth wife is a psychiatrist, she would love to watch this sort of thing. Or maybe she could have been able to suggest the proper mixture of medication to fix things.

**The armored man shrugs his large shoulder pads before returning his attention to the holographic keypad.**

[Sinister Duck]

A lightning of feathers hit the Sinister Duck as something got merged with him (http://www.cbreview.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=81616#81616).

“Uh? *:shocked:â€

[Ruri]

Strangely, that almost seemed normal.

[Jason Sanborn]

** Scion the Duck scoffs at Sinister Duck. **

You don't need asprin. You, like, need a cat-scan or something. You're, like, really weird.

[Sinister Duck]

The Sinister Duck frowned at Scion the Duck. *“You know, if you ever want to take one of those ‘Extreme Makeovers’ moves that are so popular these days, you should try a lobotomy first! *It would certainly improve your beauty! *:razz:â€

[Jason Sanborn]

Like, nothing could help your looks.

:razz:

As soon as Scion the Duck finished razzing Sinister Duck, she vanished. She was only gone a moment before she suddenly appeared as if she had been thrown.

AAAHHH!!!

Scion the Duck tried to stop her momentum, but she failed, and crashed right into Sinister Duck.

[Ruri]

If you two ducks are done acting like idiots, we should arrive at the Orphanage soon.

(soon being once Mil and co leave ;))

[Sinister Duck]

"Idiot? *:shocked: *She's the idiot!" *He yelled pointing at Scion the Duck. *:razz:

[Sinister Duck]

"By the way. *:thinking: *Now that she's blinking in and out of existence, is there any chance she can stay 'out'?"

"You know, just wondering..." *:mrgreen:

[Fetch]

**Fetch stops his work on modifying his armor's sensors and cautiously approaches the two ducks. He holds out a small sensory device that is meant to guage the instabilities within the time/space continuum.**

Do these "things" fall between the cracks of reality often, Ms. Ruri? Or is this just a sign that the universe is falling apart around us? Or am a crazy, drooling mess gibbering away in an assylum somewhere and this is all an insane hallucination?

[Ruri]

I theorize that an excess amount of the clone's energies created them so it may be possible that they could ignore the rules of reality much like he can but with no where near the frequency or control.

[Jason Sanborn]

Eww. Eww. Eww.

:eww:

** Scion the Duck floated away from Sinister Duck **

Like, that was SOOO not my fault. Some crazy looking scary clown-thing snatched me into its bathtub.

:eww:

Eww. Eww. Eww.

[Sinister Duck]

“You went into a bath tub with a clown? Â*:shocked: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Â*I just couldn’t expect any less from you :roll:â€

[Jason Sanborn]

** Scion the Duck threw a Plastic Egg filled with Silly Putty at Sinister Duck. **

Stop laughing! :realmad: I, like, didn't want to be there. He, like, pulled me out of a bag somehow. Argh! Why am I even telling you! You're just a moron!

** Scion the Duck flew over to Ruri. **

So, like, where're we going again?

[Ruri]

The Secundae Orphanage. We received a report that the clone was sighted there.

[Sinister Duck]

“Shouldn’t we better get going the other way?â€

[Fetch]

And how would you know where the Secundae Orphanage is?

**The assassin asks the duck before returning partial attention to his work on his armor's sensors.**

[Lady Red]

~Panting from never being able to keep up with the groups exploits...~
That's easy to figure out the next step in this quest. Its like always one step ahead of me. And I'm always way behind.

Hey I like caught up *:woot:

[Fetch]

**As Lady Red runs up from seemingly nowhere Fetch jumps back.**

Gyah!

**Realizing that he's just forfiet some of his menace by being startled by the sudden appearance of the red haired woman the hired killer tries to explain away the embarressment.**

It's not wise to sneak up on someone while they're on a ship full of vampires.
Ugh, I hate vampires.

**It is at this point that the assassin realizes that Lady Red appears to be a rather attractive looking human woman, which just happens to be his type. The trio of blue eyes that rests on the faceplate of Fetch's helmet travels up along the curves of Lady Red's slender form before gradually making their way up to her eyes. The earlier panic and embarressment are forgotten as the assassins voice deepens.**

Why, hello there. I'm Fetch, assassin, traveller and a man of action. I don't think I've had the pleasure of meeting you before, miss-

**He waits for the woman's name and reply.**