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    On board the "Dorito 1"

    On board the "Dorito 1"

    :flying through space, the ship know as the Dorito 1" flys through the cosmos. in the ship are Sprouse001 and his clones. lets listen in on what going on:

    sitting in the captians chair eating a bag of Dorito's is The God Of Dorito's Sprouse001, the original.

    Sprouse001: so guy's,what do you want to do tonight?

    Sprouse002 the evil clone: same thing we do every night, try an take over the universe.

    Sprouse003 the NASCAR racing clone: man, i tell you what we should do, fly over there and put that other ship that passed us into the wall.

    Sprouse004 the 4 horseman clone: we march and kill all in sight

    Sprouse005 hot shot fighter pilot: just call me Maverick. we got bogeys on our 6. talk to me Goose.

    Sprouse006 computer expert: the puters down capt'n, could take a while to get them back online.

    Sprouse007 James Bond clone: we should make wild passionate love to every woman we can find.

    Sprouse008 Negation bug handler: dang bugs, where'd i put that shock collar, i'll teach it to pee on my leg and laugh about it.

    Sprouse009 wonders why he's here: you know, i just dont think i belong. whats the point in life.

    Sprouse003: i got yer point right here. keep moping like that and i'll give you a little nudge in the rear bumper.

    Sprouse002: we can always use sharks with lasers on Sprouse009.

    Sprouse007: sharks with lasers? how lame can you be?

    Sprouse005: GOOOOOOSE!!!! aww-nooo, goose is dead!!!!

    Sprouse003: yeah, i shoved goose in the wall,man. went through the infield barrel rolling.
    Speed Kills. Drive a Ford and live forever.
    #1 Fan of LAW and Jenny's Baby Meter.
    God Of Dorito's and Fluffing
    Possum...The Other White meat
    Negation Nation
    This is Ford country. on a quite night you can hear a Chevy rust.
    Great Big Globs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts.
    all GODS creatures have a place......right next to the potatos and gravy.
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    :fresh out of the cloning vat is Sprouse010,the western clone.:

    Sprouse010: what in Sam Hill is going on here?

    Sprouse003: oh great, another clone. who are you?

    Sprouse010: who do i look like you idiot?

    Sprouse003: idiot? you know who you talking to,boy? i'm the best race car driver in the universe. i'll put you in the wall, boy.

    Sprouse010: i'll hang you from a tree. sun up to sun down.fill you full of lead.

    Sprouse003: bring it Pale Rider. fighting and racing are my middle name.

    Sprouse010: feel lucky punk, well do ya?

    Sprouse004: Pale Rider? I AM THE PALE RIDER AND HELL FOLLOWS ME!!!!


    100 posts. :rock2:

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    (( Great job, Sprouse! ))
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    *Fresh from her unfinished adventure at the [gotopost=25663]Sitcom World[/gotopost], Feabie was flying through empty space, looking for her missing Cooly , when she saw a ship flying right in front of her.*

    *Unaware that there was no sound on empty space, she knocked on the Dorito 1s door.*

    Hello? *Anybody there? *
    "OH NO! IT'S FEABIE! " -Jas
    "Augh!!!! Not Feabie!!! We're doomed! Doomed I say!!! DOOOOMMMMEEEEDDDD!!!!!" -Quaxo

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    (( Something tells me clone 008 and I are going to get along just fine ))
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    Sprouse006: capt'n, i got the computers up and running again.

    Sprouse001: how many times do i have to tell yall, i'm a General.

    Sprouse008: captain,General,Admiral, it's all the same to us.

    Sprouse003: let me tell you somethi......hey, yall hear a knock?

    Sprouse009: a Knock? were doomed, the ship is flying apart.

    Sprouse010: get a rope, lets hang'em.

    Sprouse008: shut up 010. let me go see who it is.

    :Sprouse008 opens the door and see super girl standing outside the ship.Sprouse007 knocks 008 out of the and brings her in.007 kisses her on the hand.

    Sprouse007: welcome my dear to the "Dorito 1"

    Sprouse003: hey, a fan. hey darling, you like race car drivers? i'm the best there is.

    Sprouse004: is that you Famine?

    Sprouse006. she's purty.

    Sprouse005: i'm Maverick. wanna be my co-pilot? lost goose a while back. GOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!

    Sprouse 008 slaps 005: i hated goose anyway, i'm glad he's dead. to bad 010 wasn't here to hang him.

    Sprouse005: come on, lets get the jets out and do some dog fighting. you don't want none of this.

    Sprouse001: welcome SuperGirl. need anything,just ask me. not these other clones.

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    you know, it's amazing how Sprouse 008 opens the door for Feabie while the ship is in space, trasveling at warp speed and no one gets sucked out in to space. just thought of that.

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    *Seeing so many Sprouses around her, Feabie got a headache.*

    uke: *I really hope youre going to reintegrate into one only person pretty soon because youre already giving me a killing headache. *I just cant tell you all apart! * *Which reminds me of a time at School, back at Arguidian, when there was this costume party and everyone was all dressed up and I couldnt tell who was who and I ended up smooching with the dog. *

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    *Seeing so many Sprouses around her, Feabie got a headache.*

    uke: *I really hope youre going to reintegrate into one only person pretty soon because youre already giving me a killing headache. *I just cant tell you all apart! * *Which reminds me of a time at School, back at Arguidian, when there was this costume party and everyone was all dressed up and I couldnt tell who was who and I ended up smooching with the dog. *
    Sprouse008: speaking of dogs, have you seen my Negation bugs? if you want you can give them a kiss.

    Sprouse007: well, one way to tell us apart is the way we dress. i'm the handsome one, dressed up in a suit.

    Sprouse003: shut your hole 007. no one cares how you dress.hey little lady, hows about you and me going to the races.

    Sprouse004: famine and death ride again. come with me and we can destroy all.

    Sprouse002: no, come with me and we can rule the universe.

    Sprouse006: you know, this is why you guys cant get a date.

    Sprouse007: says you. i;m the sauve one of the group.

    Sprouse003: your the goober of the group.

    Sprouse009: i just want a friend. will you be my friend,SuperGirl?

    Sprouse001: what was i thinking. i was better off alone.

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