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    I think this is a first. *Never. *And I mean it, NOT EVER, has anyone confused me so badly. *How am I supposed to tell you apart? *You all look the same and sound the same to me. *You should have something like a signature telling who’s who (( )). *I just don’t understand you...

    One thing, though, don’t call me SuperGirl. *I don’t know who that Girl is or why she thinks she’s so super, but she’s not me. *I’m just plain, beautiful, the sole super-hero of... *of... *well, I don’t have a planet to protect but you get the idea. *Hmmm... * *I lost track of my conversation once again. *I don’t know why this keeps happening to me. *I really focus on what I’m saying but somehow I get lost and I just can’t get back.

    Do you have a cup of coffee or something? *
    "OH NO! IT'S FEABIE! " -Jas
    "Augh!!!! Not Feabie!!! We're doomed! Doomed I say!!! DOOOOMMMMEEEEDDDD!!!!!" -Quaxo

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    Sprouse009: i think i'm in love.

    Sprouse003: confused? how can we be confusing? it's easy to tell us apart. i'm the racecar driver.

    Sprouse004: i'm a horseman of apocalips. i ride to destr...

    Sprouse003: shut up, pencil neck. your an idiot.

    Sprouse004: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME THA..POW!!!

    :Sprouse003 knocks Sprouse004 out cold.

    Sprouse003: sass me will you

    Sprouse008: bout time someone did that. all that death nonsense.

    Sprouse001: so,what is your name?

    Sprouse009: will you be my friend?

    Sprouse002: have some coffee, then we can try and take over the universe.
    Speed Kills. Drive a Ford and live forever.
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    Possum...The Other White meat
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    This is Ford country. on a quite night you can hear a Chevy rust.
    Great Big Globs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts.
    all GODS creatures have a place......right next to the potatos and gravy.
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    *Blinking over and over again, she felt like Snow White trapped with some Star Trekish 7 dwarves... *Worse, 10 Star Trekish dwarves. **

    My name is Feabie. *That’s what I was trying to tell you before when I got confused. * *And yes, I will be your friend. *Just make sure not to put a “boy” in front of “friend” because I already have one. *He’s called Cooley and he’s a monster with a heart of gold. *Have you seen him around by any chance? *It’s easy to recognize him. *He’s breath tastes like spices with crap. *Would you take me to him? *Would you make me happy?

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    Sprouse007: my dear Feabie, i can make you very happy.

    Sprouse003: dwarves? do we look like dwarves? we are 5'8. thats not dwarf height.

    Sprouse008: a monster? hot dang, we got us a monster hunt. gotta go tell my Negation bugs about this.

    Sprouse006: what area of the univers is he in. i'll puch it in the computer and see what pops up. say, have been in any porn web sites? i think i've seen you before.

    Sprouse002: we can use the monster to help take over the universe.

    Sprouse004: no, we can use the monster to kill and main everyone.

    Sprouse002: you fool!! dont make me come over there.

    Sprouse004: nothing between us but air and opportunity. woosh: there goes the air. come on. you walk over here but you'll limp back.

    Sprouse002: thats it. here i com..bzzzzt...

    Sprouse004: what th...bzzzzt

    prouse004 and Sprouse002 fal to the floor:

    Sprouse 007: i knew those stun guns would come in handy.

    Sprouse003: they had it coming, you ask me.

    Sprouse010: now about this here monster, what kind of bullet will i need for my 6 shooter?

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    *Feabie couldn’t help but laugh at the stunned Sprouse002.*

    Sorry, it’s just that everytime someone falls, I have this urge to laugh. *You know, I spent the last few months at Sitcom World. *It does that to you. *

    As for the porn thing, no. *And I mean it. *I have never tried it. *The most hardcore stuff I’ve ever done is kiss Cooly. *You’ll have to kiss him one day to figure out what it’s like. *uker: *I mean, I love him and all, but believe me when I say that a kiss can’t get worse.

    Okay, you’ll help me track Cooley? *You’re so nice. * *The last time I saw him, we were at Sitcom World, as I just told *you, but then we went into commercials and then, there was no Cooly, no black & white people, no talking horse, no one. *Really. *It was heartbreaking. *I felt like a cancelled tv show. * *Ok, that’s my story. * *Find me Cooly.

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    posted by feabie
    *Feabie couldnt help but laugh at the stunned Sprouse002.*

    Sorry, its just that everytime someone falls, I have this urge to laugh. You know, I spent the last few months at Sitcom World. It does that to you.
    Sprouse003: hey, laugh all you want. i think it's funny.

    Sprouse006: no porn huh? oh well.

    Sprouse008: i'll send my Negation Bugs out after him. shouldn't take to long to track him down.

    Sprouse005: Sitcom world? what is that?

    Sprouse007: maybe we should visit some day.

    Sprouse009: what is a cooley? is it dangerous?

    Sprouse010: Regulators!!! lets mount up.

    Sprouse003: who you trying to be? Billy the Kid?

    Sprouse010: i'm you huckleberry.

    Sprouse001: what did i do for this? i dont deserve this. maybe i should flush them all down the toilet.

    Sprouse003: lets give 002 and 004 a swirly while there out of it.

    Sprouse005: sounds like fun

    : sprouse003 and 005 grab 002 and stick his head in the toilet while 010 flushes. then they do the same for 004:

    Sprouse003: now that was fun.

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    * * *(I would love to see Sprouse and QC#1 meet. That would be the most cracked thread around)
    LM

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    i read one of QC1's threads over at crossgen forums. funny stuff. i kinda got ideas and stuff from there. i owe it all to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malak
    * * *(I would love to see Sprouse and QC#1 meet. That would be the most cracked thread around)
    (( I'd have to agree. Imagine if the Dorito 1 came across the Bloodlance (or whatever Q is calling it right now. ) ))
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    Well... **Looking at the Sprouses being flushed down the toilet.* * *Not that I mind what you do with yourselves, but if you all get drowned, no one will help me find Cooly. *Now, whatever the number it was the Sprouse that asked me about Cooly, well, he’s my boyfriend, my teddy bear, my little Ken, my prince charming, he stinks but I do care about him. *I hope those Negation Roaches you sent after him do the job and bring him to me already. *I miss him badly. * *I feel like crying, but I won’t because I’m a strong woman and I will become one of the Powerpuff Girls someday. * *Did I say that out loud? *

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