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  1. #161
    :Fresh out of the Cloning tank is Sprouse021: the Gremlin. has the powers of the gremlins but doesn;t have the problem of eating after mid-night. will start multiplying if he gets wet.:
    Speed Kills. Drive a Ford and live forever.
    #1 Fan of LAW and Jenny's Baby Meter.
    God Of Dorito's and Fluffing
    Possum...The Other White meat
    Negation Nation
    This is Ford country. on a quite night you can hear a Chevy rust.
    Great Big Globs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts.
    all GODS creatures have a place......right next to the potatos and gravy.
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  2. #162
    Charon News Network

    News Reporter Sprouse019: This just in: The "Dorito 1" is in orbit aroung the planet of the Unknown Utopia. my sources say it's looking like an invasion. no many details on whats going on but if we here something, you will be the first to know.

  3. #163
    :Fresh out of the cloning tank is Sprouse022 the Surfer Dude:

    Surfer Sprouse022: *like dude, where's everbody at?

    Engineer #1: there invading a planet right now.

    Surfer Sprouse022: * whoa, thats like totally awesome dude. like, do they like a beach there man? gotta hit the surf, bro. *

    Engineer #1: * uh.....what did you say?

    Surfer Sprouse022: *Dude, i said, are they like, you know, beaches and babes there man.

    Engineer #1: i'm sure there is somewhere down there.

    Surfer Sprouse022: * *Gnarly stuff dude-man. i'm outta here. (teleports down to the Unknown Utopia with the other Sprouse's)

    Engineer #2: what was that?

    Engineer #1: i have no idea what he said. those Sprouse clone get weirder and weirder every time one comes out.

    Engineer #2: you said it. what's next? a sock puppet?

  4. #164
    Fresh out of the cloneing tank is Sprouse023: run-on sentence Sprouse.

    Run-on sentence Sprouse023: heyguyswhatsupwhereiseverybodyidontseeanyone

    Engineer #1 uh....what?

    Run on sentence Sprouse023: theresnooneherewheredidtheygo

    Engineer #2: holy! where did you learn to talk?

    Engineer #1: dont you know it's safer not to ask. there invading a planet right now.

    run on sentence Sprouse023: coolguessillheadthatwaythen

    Engineer #2: uh...yeah. ok.

  5. #165
    TV station Ch. 23

    :Tired of have your lazy family help you try to move? want some experts that know how to move furniture the right way? Then call the Sprouse moving company. small shacks up to planet sized Death Stars and beyond, they can move it all. No job is too small or too big. just ask these excited and grateful customers that the Sprouse Moving Company helped:

    Mover #1: Those idiots!!! if i ever see them again, i'll kill them.

    Mover #2: They destroyed my Great-Grandmothers piano. may they die a thousand deaths.

    Mover#3: Where are they!!?? are they here now? where's my plasma gun?

    :There you have it, 3 satisfied customers. who else could do a better job than the Sprouse Moving Company. call today for a free estimate:

  6. #166
    Fresh out of the cloning tank is Sprouse024: The Bartender. has the ability to automatically create a bar out of thin air.
    Engineer #1: So what kind of clone are you?
    Bartender Sprouse024: He Pal, i'm just your friendly neighborhood bartender.
    Engineer #2: Finally a decent clone.
    *Bartender Sprouse starts passing out beers to the crew.

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