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    Ally's DESTROYED Law Firm

    Ally's DESTROYED Law Firm

    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-17-2002, 08:42 PM
    **Gets into her new office all rushed up, tramples over her papers and falls with her face down on the floor**

    **Unelegantly stands up**


    Well... welcome to my new office, I'll be tending all law matters from here. I might have my first case...

    **Looks into her papers**

    Oh, yes, the Randal vs. Atilla2k case!
    [ 09-30-2002, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Ally_McBeal ]
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-17-2002, 10:51 PM
    Yes well, I was... well I was, like, beaten up badly and sent to, umm, to the hospital and left there for two days and opiterated(sp?) on and then I was, ummm, something was taken out of me.
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-17-2002, 11:06 PM
    Truth is HE took one of the family jewels!
    Posted by Jedi Oomodo (Member #2065) on 09-18-2002, 08:21 AM
    Can I hire you to sue myself for punitive damages?
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-18-2002, 12:21 PM
    quote:
    Originally posted by Randal:
    Truth is HE took one of the family jewels!
    That's horrible, Mr. Randal! Do you have any proof that Dr. Atilla was the one responsible of this... you know, he's kind of charming and he surely doesn't look suspicious...

    By the way, Mr. Jedi Oomodo... are you bringing in a case?
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-18-2002, 12:38 PM
    Yes, he said that'll save my life!

    I what to know why and want him to pay for removing it!
    [ 09-18-2002, 12:39 PM: Message edited by: Randal ]
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-18-2002, 12:47 PM
    How much do you want for your "jewel"? Maybe we can settle and won't have to go to a trial...
    [ 09-18-2002, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Ally_McBeal ]
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-18-2002, 02:29 PM
    Maybe but I want every penny he has!
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-18-2002, 02:57 PM
    **Takes note of Randal's request**

    OK, I think we have a case here... I'll be sending the legal papers to Mr. Atilla2k and we'll be suing for everything he owns. Of course, I get to keep 25% of all incomes if we win the trial.
    Posted by Joe Stranger (Member #1750) on 09-18-2002, 02:59 PM
    I would just like to pop in and point out that the only case Ally had on the boards she lost!
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-18-2002, 03:02 PM
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!



    How did you track me here, Mr. Stranger!

    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-18-2002, 03:02 PM
    quote:
    Originally posted by Ally_McBeal:
    **Takes note of Randal's request**

    OK, I think we have a case here... I'll be sending the legal papers to Mr. Atilla2k and we'll be suing for everything he owns. Of course, I get to keep 25% of all incomes if we win the trial.

    Deal!
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-18-2002, 03:04 PM
    **Hiding from Joe Stranger**

    I already sent Atilla2k a Personal Note telling him that he has to attend trial.

    Posted by Jedi Oomodo (Member #2065) on 09-18-2002, 06:13 PM
    I can bring a case of DP. Oh, you meant a legal case... Well, can I sue myself for emotional and punitive damages because I've remained at this crummy job WAY TOO LONG and thus am dissatisfied with my career?

    Or I could just give you my resume and see if you need the services of a PI...
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-18-2002, 06:16 PM
    You are hired, Private Investigator Jedi Oomodo!

    Your first assignment is to follow Atilla2k and take pictures of anything he does... whe have to find something that would compromise his integrity as a God.
    Posted by Atilla2k (Member #1983) on 09-19-2002, 02:35 PM
    *at his apt. Dr. Twokay has a bad feeling people are plotting against him*.....Man I hope that beauty from earlier calls me.*Dr.Twokay towels off his massive & chiseled frame*
    Posted by Lord Mattson (Member #1641) on 09-19-2002, 04:49 PM
    Walks in.

    Good day, miss. I represent a party interested in Mr. Atilla2K's well being. Perhaps we can settle this with out a legal circus.
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-19-2002, 07:09 PM
    **Looks at Lord Mattson and imagines being his wife, living in a suburbs house, and having three cats and a dog**

    You want to settle, Lord Mattson? It's OK then, Randal wants everything Atilla2k owns.

    Is that okay with you?

    **Smiles and her left eye winks nervously**
    Posted by Lord Mattson (Member #1641) on 09-20-2002, 12:36 PM
    See Ally's imagination sequence and eeps

    Everything Atilla owns. Hmmmmm.....I think I can arrange something along those lines. Good day.

    Backs out frantically.

    OOC And yet somehow, all of this does not surprise me.
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-20-2002, 01:36 PM
    Look at them running scared!

    I think that you Miss McBeal, might win!
    Posted by Dr. Drake Remoray (Member #2193) on 09-20-2002, 10:48 PM
    So, uh, what exactly is the law regarding leaving ju ju bees in someones brain after a lobotomy operation....not that I did that, but just curious about what would happen if I did....
    Dr. Drake takes one look at Ally and blurts out:
    For Pete's sake would you EAT SOMETHING!!!!
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-21-2002, 12:32 AM
    Where is Lord Mattson with all of Dr. Atilla's money?
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-23-2002, 08:48 AM
    I don't think Lord Mattson is coming back with all of Dr. Atilla's money, Ally.

    Start the paper work to bring this to court!
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-23-2002, 11:43 AM
    Randal, don't worry, all the legal papers are being taken care of.

    I'll give some time to Lord Mattson to discuss things with his client... not that I'm in love with him and I'm just being nice, nononono.

    But I think I have this case in my pocket.

    quote:
    Originally posted by Dr. Drake Remoray:
    So, uh, what exactly is the law regarding leaving ju ju bees in someones brain after a lobotomy operation....not that I did that, but just curious about what would happen if I did....
    Dr. Drake takes one look at Ally and blurts out:
    For Pete's sake would you EAT SOMETHING!!!!

    Dr. Remoray. About lobotomy operations, well, there are certain aspects to consider. First, who was the vict... I mean, the patient of this operation. If it was it was practiced on a clone... well, law doesn't protect clones, so we might have a case here!

    Oh! And by the way. I do eat lots and lots and lots of lettuce!
    [ 09-23-2002, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: Ally_McBeal ]
    Posted by Facade (Member #1116) on 09-25-2002, 10:39 AM
    quote:
    Originally posted by Ally_McBeal:
    well, law doesn't protect clones, so we might have a case here!


    Wait a sec. The law doesn't protect clones? Randal your in trouble now!

    Fac
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    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-25-2002, 10:42 AM
    I'm not a CLONE!!!
    Posted by Facade (Member #1116) on 09-25-2002, 10:49 AM
    ~sits on the edge of a desk and pulls out a clipboard, going into psychoanalyst mode~

    Ahhh...denial. The first step. And tell me Mr. Randal, how long have you had these feelings?

    ~huggles~ JK.

    Fac
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-25-2002, 10:56 AM
    quote:
    Originally posted by Facade:
    ~sits on the edge of a desk and pulls out a clipboard, going into psychoanalyst mode~

    Ahhh...denial. The first step. And tell me Mr. Randal, how long have you had these feelings?

    ~huggles~ JK.

    Fac

    *Looks hard into Facade.*

    Ok, I'll tell you over dinner!
    Posted by M (Member #2210) on 09-25-2002, 10:58 AM
    ::A 3D image of Meteoro appears in Ally's Practice::

    My Master’s planet has been invaded. His life is in danger.

    ::Fades::
    Posted by Facade (Member #1116) on 09-25-2002, 11:16 AM
    Dinner? You wouldn't happen to be using my recent estrangement from Atilla against him would you?

    ~suspicious look~

    Fac
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-25-2002, 11:22 AM
    I'll be honest. Yes.
    Posted by Facade (Member #1116) on 09-25-2002, 11:25 AM
    Uh huh. ~eyes Randal again for a moment then smiles~ So where are we going for dinner?

    Fac
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-25-2002, 11:31 AM
    Nothing big, how about Pizza Hut! I haven't had pizza in months!

    Were do you want to go?

    *Walks out with Facade*
    Posted by Facade (Member #1116) on 09-25-2002, 11:34 AM
    Pizza Hut is fine. How romantic. ~loops her arm through Randal's~

    Fac
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-25-2002, 12:13 PM
    Hey, I say you don't have to go all out to be romantic.

    It's the little things in this world that can make the most impact!
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-25-2002, 04:18 PM
    **Ally is walking down the street when she sees Randal and Facade. Noticing that she still has important business with him, runs and falls flat... once again!**

    Mr. Randal!!! Come here, I need to have a word with you.

    **She comes to her feet again**

    Look, I've been studying deeply your case and... well... I think we shouldn't go to trial. Don't look at me like that, I have never met that Atilla person! Well... as I was saying, you could come out of the trial completely demoralized.

    I don't know how to say this, but I've heard the rumors. Everybody says that you're a clone, and well, you don't have rights. If you go to the court, you might loose more than just a case!
    Posted by Randal (Member #2033) on 09-25-2002, 06:43 PM
    Look Ally I am not a clone, but I'll drop the case altogether.

    *Looks at Facade with a smile.*

    Atilla has already shoot himself in the foot!

    Now lets go Facade!
    Posted by The Dark Lord Sauron (Member #2211) on 09-29-2002, 08:14 AM
    Which foot? I ate one of them.
    Posted by Sean_Connery (Member #2255) on 09-29-2002, 05:05 PM
    ::enters Ally's office::

    Missh McTeal, I presume?

    You were recommended by Harrison Ford, and indeed I can see why. He did forget to mention how good a lawyer you were though....

    Still, I wonder if you might be able to assist me with a small problem?
    Posted by Atilla2k (Member #1983) on 09-30-2002, 02:22 PM
    quote:
    Originally posted by Facade:
    Pizza Hut is fine. How romantic. ~loops her arm through Randal's~

    Fac

    In a dark recces of Atilla2k his evil urges start to boil to the top: I shall feast upon his marrow- This I command!
    Posted by Atilla2k (Member #1983) on 09-30-2002, 02:25 PM
    *Ally's phone rings shortly after randall leaves*
    Hello Ally, I was just calling to tell you last night was wonderful. And I wanted to know if you wanted to have breakfast in tiajuana with me? we could spend the weekend, maybe longer.
    Posted by NEGATOR (Member #1094) on 09-30-2002, 02:38 PM
    An evil essence is creeping inside of one particular First... an essence of destruction... and it's hunger for seeing things destroyed is growing... masking the presence of N, the essence sets to destroying Ally's pathetic law practice. Stacks of legal briefs and men's briefs are set ablaze with blue fire and the walls collapse inward upon the floor. The ground sinks beneath the structure, leaving the decimated building smoldering in fire below in a crater.

    Destruction is coming... the wind whispers... None of Altwaal's creation is safe...
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 09-30-2002, 02:45 PM
    **Coming out of the rubble, Ally barely sees a figure slipstream away**

    **With the phone still in her hands, she desperately tries to speak**


    Hello? Atilla? Are you there? The line is dead!

    **And then, seeing all the destruction around... you know, one has to have priorities...**

    My law firm! I had barely begun and now it's destroyed!

    **Ally starts to cry and the whole place becomes a lake**

    **Then she notices Connery... Sean Connery swimming through her tear made lake**


    Be a gentleman and help me out of this mess!
    Posted by Atilla2k (Member #1983) on 09-30-2002, 03:09 PM
    Huh, she hung up on me. How rude I mean if she didn't want to go to tiajuana all she had to do was say no! *storms off grumbling about flighty women*
    Posted by Sean_Connery (Member #2255) on 09-30-2002, 07:55 PM
    :: starts doing the breast stroke::

    Certainly, Miss McTeal....
    Posted by Facade (Member #1116) on 09-30-2002, 08:03 PM
    ~Facade slipstreams into Ally's Law Firm and glances around her, a frown creasing her brow. Her father has obviously already been here. She wraps her cloak around herself and slipstreams back out.~
    Posted by The Dark Lord Sauron (Member #2211) on 10-02-2002, 08:33 AM
    *notices one (partial) wall still standing, figures "what the hey?", and knocks it over.*

    *Notices Mr Connery swimming in the lake of tears. Summons a kraken, and places it in the lake with Connery. The kraken reaches for him hungrily with its many strong, oily tentacles.*
    [ 10-02-2002, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: The Dark Lord Sauron ]
    Posted by Sean_Connery (Member #2255) on 10-02-2002, 07:28 PM
    :: spots kraken and raises one eyebrow::

    Interesting... Don't worry Miss McTeal. I will protect you.

    ::takes fountain pen from pocket and dives underwater. Swimming beneath the kraken, he surfaces behind it and stabs the pen into kraken's brain pan.::

    Lucky M made me study mythological anatomy that one time....
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 10-02-2002, 07:42 PM
    Thanks for helping me out of this mess, Mr. Connery. But I think I have 2 bigger problems now.

    One. My clothes and hair are a mess. Hey, don't look at me like that.

    Two. I seem to be in two different places at the same time. Continuity problems... I guess I'll just go on with the two of me.

    By the way, Mr. Connery. You look pretty handsome there...
    Posted by The Dark Lord Sauron (Member #2211) on 10-03-2002, 07:49 AM
    *The kraken, now quite irritated that there's a pen in its rectum, grabs Mr Connery by the ankle and swings him in slow, lazy circles through the air.*

    Sauron speaks...
    "You should have studied anatomy more thoroughly, Mr Connery. Then, you would have realized a pen is too small to reach a 70ft kraken's brain pan!"
    [ 10-05-2002, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: The Dark Lord Sauron ]
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    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 10-03-2002, 12:13 PM
    **Seeing as the kraken shakes Sean Connery all around, Ally does the only reasonable thing**

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
    Posted by Sean_Connery (Member #2255) on 10-05-2002, 07:12 PM
    :: smiles whilst being flung through the air by an enraged kraken::

    Ah.... but this was planned for.

    :: pushes button on the side of his watch. The pen in the kraken's head explodes with great violence. The kraken's body is destroyed totally and the only bits remaining are little tiny pieces of tentacle stuck to parts of the destroyed office::

    That Q... he thinks of everything. Now, Miss McTeal, where were we?
    Posted by The Dark Lord Sauron (Member #2211) on 10-31-2002, 11:49 AM
    <sigh> I can see now you wish for this to be... difficult.

    *snaps his fingers. A squad of balrogs responds to the summons. With a gesture from the Dark Lord, they set upon the cocky spy. The lead balrog cracks its fire-whip, and Connery's clothes and gear are completely burned away. The other 4 each reach toward him to bind his limbs*

    Exploding pens will not avail you now. Balrogs thrive on fire, you see?
    Posted by Ally_McBeal (Member #2057) on 10-31-2002, 03:50 PM
    **Ally looks at the scene absentmindedly**

    What happened here? I feel as if I’ve been in the middle of this mess for a month! I stink! I really need a shower!

    **Then looks at Sean Connery fighting for his life**

    Be a gentleman and destroy those creatures, they give me the creeps!

    Why do I have a feeling of being somewhere else at this moment? This is so confusing.

    I really need to rebuild my Law Practice…
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