...and stepping out the other end of the glowing green portal the Captain arrives at his long-neglected cabana on Crystal Sand Beach. Walking up to the door, he notices that he left it unlocked... and open! The floor is littered with empty rum bottles and empty Cheese Curl wrappers.
"You know, that's the last time I let Cloney crash here."
Divesting himself of his stinky garments, the Captain heads straight for the shower. It seems to take forever for the water to heat up, but when it finally does, he proceeds to clean himself thoroughly. Drying off, he heads for his bedroom, and notes that he left some clean clothing in the closet. Choosing a spiffy white pirate shirt and some black breeches, he slaps on some cologne so he smells nice. After putting on the clothing, he finds a bottle of water in the cooler and heads outside.
He sits down on the beach, sipping water, wondering where his ship went.
"Well now I need a ship... well, after I clean the cabana up. But first, entertainment!"
He goes back to the cabana and pulls out some fireworks. Going back to the beach, he sets them off, and watches as they go off high into the night sky, illuminating in space.
"I always liked fireworks. Though I wonder if anyone else can see them?"