The Joke Thread

[Jason Sanborn]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first -- the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes.

When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will eventually walk again, but I will always have a limp.

[Lairston]

[gurglingooze]

You should have asked to get you a beer after she was done.

[Minity]

LMAO, yea...yea...you deserved not to walk- LOL

[Jason Sanborn]

BTW: This was a joke forwarded to me. We don't own a lawn mower because we don't need one. I don't like fishing, and I don't own a truck. My addiction is CBReview and Neopets.

[Lairston]

I don't know I think we need to hear this from Cat Lover to be sure its just a joke.

[Quaxo9]

Oh, most definitely. Although, it's VERY difficult picturing Jason in a '83 Chev with fishing poles sticking out the back.

[gurglingooze]

hehehehehe.

[Res]

[Lissix]